blackhawkrush Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I finished up with 'the actions of these vicious budgies is a violent stain on the community and the full penalty of the law is scarcely sufficient to deal with their ghastly crimes', and I waggled my wig! Just ever so slightly, but it was a stunning effect. And on the road too, vicious gangs of keep left signs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 16, 2022 Author Share Posted December 16, 2022 11 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: And on the road too, vicious gangs of keep left signs. Well I've been in the city for twenty years and I must admit - I'm lost. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well I've been in the city for twenty years and I must admit - I'm lost. Oh alright. Take this to a chemist. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 16, 2022 Author Share Posted December 16, 2022 18 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh alright. Take this to a chemist. This must be Titian's masterpiece. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 17, 2022 Share Posted December 17, 2022 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: This must be Titian's masterpiece. It's not really our line, sir. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 17, 2022 Author Share Posted December 17, 2022 19 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: It's not really our line, sir. No, no, no, no. Please do carry on because that is in fact why we wanted you on the thread. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 17, 2022 Share Posted December 17, 2022 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: No, no, no, no. Please do carry on because that is in fact why we wanted you on the thread. If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss of to 'On The Lighted Stage'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 17, 2022 Share Posted December 17, 2022 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss of to 'On The Lighted Stage'. I say! Look at that lovely Reverse Polarity section just across the forum there, they've got a much better selection of topics than we've got, probably at ridiculously low prices! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 17, 2022 Author Share Posted December 17, 2022 7 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I say! Look at that lovely Reverse Polarity section just across the forum there, they've got a much better selection of topics than we've got, probably at ridiculously low prices! Nice little chaps. But the hobby I enjoyed most was racing New World Women. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 17, 2022 Share Posted December 17, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Nice little chaps. But the hobby I enjoyed most was racing New World Women. It's got huge, sharp...it can leap about...look at Roll the Bones! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 17, 2022 Author Share Posted December 17, 2022 20 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: It's got huge, sharp...it can leap about...look at Roll the Bones! Proper little mummy's boy, aren't we? Well, I'll tell you something, my fine friend, if you fracture a tibia here you keep quiet about it! Look at him! He's broken both his arms and he don't go shouting about it, do he? No! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 17, 2022 Share Posted December 17, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Proper little mummy's boy, aren't we? Well, I'll tell you something, my fine friend, if you fracture a tibia here you keep quiet about it! Look at him! He's broken both his arms and he don't go shouting about it, do he? No! I'm not a complete man anymore. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 17, 2022 Author Share Posted December 17, 2022 15 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I'm not a complete man anymore. Jane, we're going down to raid the tuck shop. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 17, 2022 Share Posted December 17, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Jane, we're going down to raid the tuck shop. This should tide us over 'til lunchtime. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 17, 2022 Author Share Posted December 17, 2022 26 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: This should tide us over 'til lunchtime. You needn't eat the spam, Robert. There's still plenty of good meat. Look at that arm. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 17, 2022 Share Posted December 17, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: You needn't eat the spam, Robert. There's still plenty of good meat. Look at that arm. Let's have a look at that handshake again in slow motion. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 17, 2022 Author Share Posted December 17, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Let's have a look at that handshake again in slow motion. I've had enough of this. I am not a courtesan. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 18 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I've had enough of this. I am not a courtesan. Get out! You laborer! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 18, 2022 Author Share Posted December 18, 2022 2 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Get out! You laborer! Yes, yes, of course we are, yes, absolutely, you're absolutely right! That's positive thinking for you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 3 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Yes, yes, of course we are, yes, absolutely, you're absolutely right! That's positive thinking for you. Please, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 18, 2022 Author Share Posted December 18, 2022 23 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Please, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who. Er, yes. That was when I was married to the wrong one. I didn't like the color. This is the one I want to have, so if you could just change the forms round I can take this one back with me now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Er, yes. That was when I was married to the wrong one. I didn't like the color. This is the one I want to have, so if you could just change the forms round I can take this one back with me now. His name is Marcus. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 18, 2022 Author Share Posted December 18, 2022 25 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: His name is Marcus. Oh, that's my wife. Darling! Come and meet Mr... what was it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh, that's my wife. Darling! Come and meet Mr... what was it? I forget my name for the moment, but I am a merchant banker. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 18, 2022 Author Share Posted December 18, 2022 21 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I forget my name for the moment, but I am a merchant banker. Oooh! That would explain it, Oh dear me, this chatting away wears me out. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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