IbanezJem Posted December 15, 2022 Author Share Posted December 15, 2022 7 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Brave Sir Ibanez ran away Bravely ran away, away Lord Mayor, Lady Mayoress, ladies, gentlemen and boys. Please do not panic. Please keep your heads right down now, and at the back please keep your heads right down. Do not panic, don't look round - this building is surrounded. There is nothing to worry about. I am the Bishop of East Anglia. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 15, 2022 Share Posted December 15, 2022 55 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Lord Mayor, Lady Mayoress, ladies, gentlemen and boys. Please do not panic. Please keep your heads right down now, and at the back please keep your heads right down. Do not panic, don't look round - this building is surrounded. There is nothing to worry about. I am the Bishop of East Anglia. We were beginning to get over this dark patch. There was light at the end of the tunnel...now this! Now this! IT'S THE END OF THE ROAD!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 15, 2022 Author Share Posted December 15, 2022 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: We were beginning to get over this dark patch. There was light at the end of the tunnel...now this! Now this! IT'S THE END OF THE ROAD!!! Did they take the Kingston by-pass, turning left at Barnes, or did they strike west up the A308 via Norbiton to Hampton Wick? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 15, 2022 Share Posted December 15, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Did they take the Kingston by-pass, turning left at Barnes, or did they strike west up the A308 via Norbiton to Hampton Wick? The non-white car is out. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 15, 2022 Share Posted December 15, 2022 45 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: The non-white car is out. Look, if we built this large wooden badger... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 15, 2022 Share Posted December 15, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Look, if we built this large wooden badger... Maintenant, le mouton...le landing...les wheels, bon. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 15, 2022 Author Share Posted December 15, 2022 5 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Maintenant, le mouton...le landing...les wheels, bon. Good! Good? What do you know about it? What do you know about getting up at five o'clock in t'morning to fly to Paris, back at the Old Vic for drinks at twelve, sweating the day through press interviews, television interviews and getting back here at ten to wrestle with the problem of a homosexual nymphomaniac drug-addict involved in the ritual murder of a well known Scottish footballer. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 15, 2022 Share Posted December 15, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Good! Good? What do you know about it? What do you know about getting up at five o'clock in t'morning to fly to Paris, back at the Old Vic for drinks at twelve, sweating the day through press interviews, television interviews and getting back here at ten to wrestle with the problem of a homosexual nymphomaniac drug-addict involved in the ritual murder of a well known Scottish footballer. McLoughlan missed an easy chance to clinch. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 15, 2022 Author Share Posted December 15, 2022 14 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: McLoughlan missed an easy chance to clinch. Well, he's having a lot of mental difficulties with his breakfasts, but this is temporary, caused by a small particle of brain in his skull, and once we've removed that he'll be perfectly all right. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 15, 2022 Share Posted December 15, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well, he's having a lot of mental difficulties with his breakfasts, but this is temporary, caused by a small particle of brain in his skull, and once we've removed that he'll be perfectly all right. All of the head was removed apart from the eyes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 15, 2022 Author Share Posted December 15, 2022 26 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: All of the head was removed apart from the eyes. He sees the murder. The murderer's come into the room to kill him, but he's outwitted him and he's all right. The End. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 15, 2022 Share Posted December 15, 2022 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: He sees the murder. The murderer's come into the room to kill him, but he's outwitted him and he's all right. The End. Hello. Simon has offered me the sum of forty pence to read the credits. Personally, I thought he should have held out for the full seventy-five. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 15, 2022 Author Share Posted December 15, 2022 30 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Hello. Simon has offered me the sum of forty pence to read the credits. Personally, I thought he should have held out for the full seventy-five. I want to be on the television. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 15, 2022 Share Posted December 15, 2022 52 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: I want to be on the television. Now, boys, I want you to know that I think you and Blackhawk are the best two writers in movies today. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 15, 2022 Author Share Posted December 15, 2022 4 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Now, boys, I want you to know that I think you and Blackhawk are the best two writers in movies today. Well, we're just in it for the lobbying, you know. We just love lobbying. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well, we're just in it for the lobbying, you know. We just love lobbying. Ex-minister for delving deep into a black satin bag and producing a tube of Euthymol toothpaste. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Ex-minister for delving deep into a black satin bag and producing a tube of Euthymol toothpaste. Try Crelm Toothpaste, with the miracle ingredient, Fraudulin! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Try Crelm Toothpaste, with the miracle ingredient, Fraudulin! Well, I don't want to show my hand too early, but actually here in England we are quite keen to get into 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 16, 2022 Author Share Posted December 16, 2022 13 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, I don't want to show my hand too early, but actually here in England we are quite keen to get into Well, we'll have to look for the hole. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well, we'll have to look for the hole. Knights decided that they should separate. Now, this is what they did... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 46 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Knights decided that they should separate. Now, this is what they did... Now, gentlemen, I am going to open the slit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 3 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Now, gentlemen, I am going to open the slit. For God's sake...for God's sake be careful, sir. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 16, 2022 Author Share Posted December 16, 2022 1 minute ago, blackhawkrush said: For God's sake...for God's sake be careful, sir. For 73, sport is everything. Ever since he lost his left arm battling with an ant, he has risked his life in the pursuit of tiny creatures. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: For 73, sport is everything. Ever since he lost his left arm battling with an ant, he has risked his life in the pursuit of tiny creatures. Tell me 73, how do they put budgies down then? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 16, 2022 Author Share Posted December 16, 2022 13 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Tell me 73, how do they put budgies down then? I finished up with 'the actions of these vicious budgies is a violent stain on the community and the full penalty of the law is scarcely sufficient to deal with their ghastly crimes', and I waggled my wig! Just ever so slightly, but it was a stunning effect. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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