blackhawkrush Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh, all right! Well, can I borrow one for the weekend. Er, yes, that'll be all right. Oh, leave me a pint for breakfast, will you? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 26, 2022 Author Share Posted November 26, 2022 37 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Er, yes, that'll be all right. Oh, leave me a pint for breakfast, will you? I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours. Get us another couple of tellies, would you? Here's 180 quid. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 26, 2022 Author Share Posted November 26, 2022 20 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Get us another couple of tellies, would you? Here's 180 quid. Well, I'm very sorry, but you didn't pay! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 5 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well, I'm very sorry, but you didn't pay! Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket. Look, make it simpler, I'll pay again. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 27, 2022 Author Share Posted November 27, 2022 12 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket. Look, make it simpler, I'll pay again. I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pajamas, I've got forty thousand French francs in my fridge. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pajamas, I've got forty thousand French francs in my fridge. What a typically selfless gesture, that Simon should send this fridge, of all of his fridges, to be with us tonight. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 36 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: What a typically selfless gesture, that Simon should send this fridge, of all of his fridges, to be with us tonight. Well there must have been a mistake, because that's definitely the cooker I ordered -- a blue and white CookEasy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 27, 2022 Author Share Posted November 27, 2022 24 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Well there must have been a mistake, because that's definitely the cooker I ordered -- a blue and white CookEasy. It's not a lifeboat. It's this lady's house. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 10 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: It's not a lifeboat. It's this lady's house. In the name of the Lord, we demand entrance to this sacred castle! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: In the name of the Lord, we demand entrance to this sacred castle! Door's open. What are you after? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 27, 2022 Author Share Posted November 27, 2022 5 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Door's open. What are you after? A license for my pet fish, Eric. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: A license for my pet fish, Eric. Straight on, then left, then right past the thing, then up the little stairs, then right by where it's gone all soft, then down the wobbly bit, left past the nail, past the brown stain on the wall to your right and it's the door marked exit straight ahead of you on the left. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 27, 2022 Author Share Posted November 27, 2022 25 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Straight on, then left, then right past the thing, then up the little stairs, then right by where it's gone all soft, then down the wobbly bit, left past the nail, past the brown stain on the wall to your right and it's the door marked exit straight ahead of you on the left. Oh yes, I wouldn't go back to public relations. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh yes, I wouldn't go back to public relations. Ah, well you've got to know where to look. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 1 minute ago, blackhawkrush said: Ah, well you've got to know where to look. Is it in the cupboard? Wouldn't you like to know? It was a lovely little fish. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Is it in the cupboard? Wouldn't you like to know? It was a lovely little fish. Darling 73, you didn't use canned salmon, did you? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 27, 2022 Author Share Posted November 27, 2022 37 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Darling 73, you didn't use canned salmon, did you? Well! I never wanted to do this in the first place. I wanted to be... a lumberjack! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well! I never wanted to do this in the first place. I wanted to be... a lumberjack! Splendid word! Much better than 'newspaper' or 'litterbin'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 28, 2022 Author Share Posted November 28, 2022 14 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Splendid word! Much better than 'newspaper' or 'litterbin'. All right - I'll be the alarm clock. When I go off, look at me and use the phrase, OK? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: All right - I'll be the alarm clock. When I go off, look at me and use the phrase, OK? "Don't pass judgement on other people, or else you might get judged, too." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: "Don't pass judgement on other people, or else you might get judged, too." O Lord, please don't burn us. Don't grill or toast your flock. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 3 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: O Lord, please don't burn us. Don't grill or toast your flock. Yes, we will of course want as security the deeds of your house, of your aunt's house, of your second cousin's house, of your wife's parents' house, and your grannie's bungalow. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 5 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Yes, we will of course want as security the deeds of your house, of your aunt's house, of your second cousin's house, of your wife's parents' house, and your grannie's bungalow. And are you still intending to purchase the second shed? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 6 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: And are you still intending to purchase the second shed? Forty quid and a nude lady. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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