IbanezJem Posted October 22, 2022 Author Share Posted October 22, 2022 7 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Ah, Mr. Rodgets, have you got your unemployment benefits, please? This is an example of the sort of abuse we get all the time from ignorant people. I inherited this religion from my father, an ex-used-car salesman and part-time window-box, and I am very proud to be in charge of the first religion with free gifts. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 22, 2022 Share Posted October 22, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: This is an example of the sort of abuse we get all the time from ignorant people. I inherited this religion from my father, an ex-used-car salesman and part-time window-box, and I am very proud to be in charge of the first religion with free gifts. Gold. Frankincense. Myrrh. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 22, 2022 Author Share Posted October 22, 2022 10 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Gold. Frankincense. Myrrh. The coal miners of Wales have long been famed for their tough rugged life hewing the black gold from the uncompromising hell of one mile under. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 22, 2022 Share Posted October 22, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: The coal miners of Wales have long been famed for their tough rugged life hewing the black gold from the uncompromising hell of one mile under. Leave that Welsh tart alone. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 22, 2022 Author Share Posted October 22, 2022 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Leave that Welsh tart alone. Nipples rose dramatically during the morning but had declined by mid-afternoon, while teeth clenched and buttocks remained firm. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 23, 2022 Share Posted October 23, 2022 5 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Nipples rose dramatically during the morning but had declined by mid-afternoon, while teeth clenched and buttocks remained firm. Drop your panties, Sir Ibanez, I cannot wait till lunchtime. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 23, 2022 Author Share Posted October 23, 2022 8 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Drop your panties, Sir Ibanez, I cannot wait till lunchtime. No thank you, vicar. Good morning. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 23, 2022 Share Posted October 23, 2022 6 hours ago, IbanezJem said: No thank you, vicar. Good morning. If you're going to go straight, you might as well be a vicar or something. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 23, 2022 Author Share Posted October 23, 2022 17 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: If you're going to go straight, you might as well be a vicar or something. His father (Leo McKern), a free-lance bishop, was married to Verna Plachenka (Julie Christie) but secretly deeply in love with Margo Farenka (Shirley Abicair) and the strangely flatulent Madame Ranevsky (Norris McWhirter). 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 23, 2022 Share Posted October 23, 2022 10 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: His father (Leo McKern), a free-lance bishop, was married to Verna Plachenka (Julie Christie) but secretly deeply in love with Margo Farenka (Shirley Abicair) and the strangely flatulent Madame Ranevsky (Norris McWhirter). ...and the aptly named Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 23, 2022 Author Share Posted October 23, 2022 21 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: ...and the aptly named Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film. Dlake has sighted the Spanish Freet, youl Majesty. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 23, 2022 Share Posted October 23, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Dlake has sighted the Spanish Freet, youl Majesty. Right, you stay here, I'll go and get them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 23, 2022 Author Share Posted October 23, 2022 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Right, you stay here, I'll go and get them. Yes, that's a good idea. Get them over here fast ... no, on second thoughts, get them over here slowly, so they don't drop anything. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 23, 2022 Share Posted October 23, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Yes, that's a good idea. Get them over here fast ... no, on second thoughts, get them over here slowly, so they don't drop anything. Never mind, here's another one. His name is Marcus. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 23, 2022 Author Share Posted October 23, 2022 21 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Never mind, here's another one. His name is Marcus. Yes. I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 23, 2022 Share Posted October 23, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Yes. I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat. Why aren't women allowed to go to stonings, Mum Ibanez? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 23, 2022 Author Share Posted October 23, 2022 42 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Why aren't women allowed to go to stonings, Mum Ibanez? It's common sense really, blackhawk. If they can't see you, they can't get you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 23, 2022 Share Posted October 23, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: It's common sense really, blackhawk. If they can't see you, they can't get you. You must be mine utterly. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 23, 2022 Author Share Posted October 23, 2022 (edited) 46 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: You must be mine utterly. I dunno, sarge... I expect I'll be looking after me mum. She'll be getting on a bit now. Edited October 23, 2022 by IbanezJem 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 17 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I dunno, sarge... I expect I'll be looking after me mum. She'll be getting on a bit now. Try to eat some my dear. It'll give you strength. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 24, 2022 Author Share Posted October 24, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Try to eat some my dear. It'll give you strength. That's not a proper salesman. I'm not buying from him, he doesn't give you confidence. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: That's not a proper salesman. I'm not buying from him, he doesn't give you confidence. Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your I love it. I'm having ... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 9 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your I love it. I'm having ... I don't like that. There's dust on here. I don't think it's a proper meal without . I'm going to have a baby in a few years. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I don't like that. There's dust on here. I don't think it's a proper meal without . I'm going to have a baby in a few years. Well, that's planning, isn't it? Fore thought. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 7 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, that's planning, isn't it? Fore thought. I mean a lot of other say they unclog you, but I never had a single bowel movement with the Recto-Puffs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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