blackhawkrush Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh, I'll go and have a bath. Hey, I think he's finally gone. Ready, 73? All right maestro, hit it! 'I'm just a Jack in a Box' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Hey, I think he's finally gone. Ready, 73? All right maestro, hit it! 'I'm just a Jack in a Box' Ladies and gentlemen, I give you on the mouse organ, "The Bells of St Mary's." Thank you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you on the mouse organ, "The Bells of St Mary's." Thank you. Well, I can't make up my mind about this I mean, 73 was appalling... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 13, 2022 Author Share Posted October 13, 2022 12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, I can't make up my mind about this I mean, 73 was appalling... Dreadful isn't it? Switch him off. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, I can't make up my mind about this I mean, 73 was appalling... 47 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Dreadful isn't it? Switch him off. At Christmas parties I used to strike myself on the bead repeatedly with blunt instruments while crooning. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: At Christmas parties I used to strike myself on the bead repeatedly with blunt instruments while crooning. Frighten the elderly. Guaranteed to break the ice at parties. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 13, 2022 Author Share Posted October 13, 2022 15 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Frighten the elderly. Guaranteed to break the ice at parties. Yes sir, and what would you like with it, sir? A whisky? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Yes sir, and what would you like with it, sir? A whisky? Yes, yes. And a pot of yogurt, please. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 13, 2022 Author Share Posted October 13, 2022 8 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Yes, yes. And a pot of yogurt, please. No, morning coffee and teas only. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: No, morning coffee and teas only. Oh really, must you, dear Simon? You've had nine today. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 13, 2022 Author Share Posted October 13, 2022 15 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh really, must you, dear Simon? You've had nine today. Oh, yes, it's staggeringly popular in this manor, squire. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh, yes, it's staggeringly popular in this manor, squire. Look, do you want a proper one? There's no need to be ashamed. 73 owned up. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 5 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Look, do you want a proper one? There's no need to be ashamed. 73 owned up. All right, I confess, I'm a smuggler. This whole case is crammed full of Rush bootleg CDs and DVDs. I've been purposely trying to deceive The Rush Forum's Terms of Service. I've been a bloody fool. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 14, 2022 Author Share Posted October 14, 2022 6 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: All right, I confess, I'm a smuggler. This whole case is crammed full of Rush bootleg CDs and DVDs. I've been purposely trying to deceive The Rush Forum's Terms of Service. I've been a bloody fool. I suggest you have a little lie down, my dear. There is a busy day of concerts and promotional visits tomorrow. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I suggest you have a little lie down, my dear. There is a busy day of concerts and promotional visits tomorrow. Busy??? I just spent four hours burying the cat! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 14, 2022 Author Share Posted October 14, 2022 25 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Busy??? I just spent four hours burying the cat! It's in the luggage compartment. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: It's in the luggage compartment. Well, um, can we come up and have a look? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 2 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, um, can we come up and have a look? It is a most elusive fish! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 14, 2022 Author Share Posted October 14, 2022 1 minute ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: It is a most elusive fish! Perhaps we should go and have a look at the new showers? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Perhaps we should go and have a look at the new showers? One thing worries me, Fritz. Zey are prisoners and all zey do is the sport. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 14, 2022 Author Share Posted October 14, 2022 43 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: One thing worries me, Fritz. Zey are prisoners and all zey do is the sport. The bull is heavy, violent, abusive and aggressive with four legs and great sharp teeth, whereas the bull-fighter is only a small, greasy Spaniard. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: The bull is heavy, violent, abusive and aggressive with four legs and great sharp teeth, whereas the bull-fighter is only a small, greasy Spaniard. The llama is a quadruped which lives in big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 14, 2022 Author Share Posted October 14, 2022 2 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: The llama is a quadruped which lives in big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming. Who are you calling Jewish?! I'm not Jewish! I'm a Samaritan! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Who are you calling Jewish?! I'm not Jewish! I'm a Samaritan! You're only making it worse for yourself. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 9 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: You're only making it worse for yourself. Don't do it Parky! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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