IbanezJem Posted October 11, 2022 Author Share Posted October 11, 2022 24 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Now...sex. Sex, sex, sex. Where were we? Well, had I done foreplay? 73 examines the mosquito's spoor. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: 73 examines the mosquito's spoor. It's a real pain in the sphincter. It's a stupid, pointless job but at least it keeps him away from Boston, all right? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 5 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: It's a real pain in the sphincter. It's a stupid, pointless job but at least it keeps him away from Boston, all right? Yes, well, that's the sort of blinkered, philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss for the struggling Bostonian! You excrement! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 11, 2022 Author Share Posted October 11, 2022 4 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Yes, well, that's the sort of blinkered, philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss for the struggling Bostonian! You excrement! You're right. Oh, incidentally, why not call him Hamlet? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 2 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: You're right. Oh, incidentally, why not call him Hamlet? We were very thrilled and honored when Blackhawk agreed to play the part of Hamlet because a star of his magnitude can pick and choose, but he read the title and just flipped. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: We were very thrilled and honored when Blackhawk agreed to play the part of Hamlet because a star of his magnitude can pick and choose, but he read the title and just flipped. OK. We'll try and out-smart this Hamlet guy. Yes, there's one man who could nail him. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 15 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: OK. We'll try and out-smart this Hamlet guy. Yes, there's one man who could nail him. Equator, Brian Equator. Like around the middle of the Earth, only with an L. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Equator, Brian Equator. Like around the middle of the Earth, only with an L. We worship you, O Brian, who are Lord over us all. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 12, 2022 Author Share Posted October 12, 2022 15 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: We worship you, O Brian, who are Lord over us all. Mind if we call you 'Bruce' to keep it clear? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: Mind if we call you 'Bruce' to keep it clear? Why is it the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker -thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticoleensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser -kürstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -ggutenabend -bitte -eine -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache -luber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönenddanker -kalbsfleisch -mittler -raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 12, 2022 Author Share Posted October 12, 2022 7 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Why is it the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker -thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticoleensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser -kürstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -ggutenabend -bitte -eine -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache -luber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönenddanker -kalbsfleisch -mittler -raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm? Quiet please. Mrs 73 Zambesi, who wrote the theory of relativity? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 21 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Quiet please. Mrs 73 Zambesi, who wrote the theory of relativity? Yes, my word, you may well ask what it is, this theory of mine. Well, this theory, that I have, that is to say, which is mine...is mine. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 12, 2022 Author Share Posted October 12, 2022 18 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Yes, my word, you may well ask what it is, this theory of mine. Well, this theory, that I have, that is to say, which is mine...is mine. Wait a moment. It's mine. This blood is mine! What are you doing with it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 (edited) 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Wait a moment. It's mine. This blood is mine! What are you doing with it? We've just had the outside painted with It's very nice, actually. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door. Edited October 12, 2022 by blackhawkrush 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 12, 2022 Author Share Posted October 12, 2022 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: We've just had the outside painted with It's very nice, actually. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door. How do you find the vicarage? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: How do you find the vicarage? Anthrax? Oh, it's not a very good name, is it? Oh, but... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 12, 2022 Author Share Posted October 12, 2022 54 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Anthrax? Oh, it's not a very good name, is it? Oh, but... Sort of PVC sort of word, don't you know. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Sort of PVC sort of word, don't you know. Quite frankly, I'm against people who give Premature Ventricular Contractions Oh, I don't like that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 12, 2022 Author Share Posted October 12, 2022 19 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Quite frankly, I'm against people who give Premature Ventricular Contractions Oh, I don't like that. And when did you first notice these... shall we say... tendencies? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: And when did you first notice these... shall we say... tendencies? The first heart transplant. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 12, 2022 Author Share Posted October 12, 2022 54 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: The first heart transplant. If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 7 hours ago, IbanezJem said: If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it? Martin Curry, who is visiting London to have a tooth out. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 13, 2022 Author Share Posted October 13, 2022 8 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Martin Curry, who is visiting London to have a tooth out. Well its only because you don't brush my teeth. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 5 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well its only because you don't brush my teeth. You are the cleaner of the IJ-BHR brothers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 13, 2022 Author Share Posted October 13, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: You are the cleaner of the IJ-BHR brothers. Oh, I'll go and have a bath. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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