IbanezJem Posted September 24, 2022 Author Share Posted September 24, 2022 56 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: It was just the electric blanket switching off. My, isn`t it hot in here. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: My, isn`t it hot in here. The Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted September 24, 2022 Author Share Posted September 24, 2022 13 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: The Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land. To boost the British economy I'd tax all foreigners living abroad. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: To boost the British economy I'd tax all foreigners living abroad. Ah, I have only a fifty. Do you have change? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted September 24, 2022 Author Share Posted September 24, 2022 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Ah, I have only a fifty. Do you have change? Oh give to me a shillin' for some fags and I'll pay yet back on Thursday, but if you can wait till Saturday I'm expecting a divvy from the Harpenden Building Society. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh give to me a shillin' for some fags and I'll pay yet back on Thursday, but if you can wait till Saturday I'm expecting a divvy from the Harpenden Building Society. You'd better cut down a little, then. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted September 25, 2022 Author Share Posted September 25, 2022 On 9/24/2022 at 8:15 PM, blackhawkrush said: You'd better cut down a little, then. I feel the time has come to complain about people who make rash complaints without first making sure that those complaints are justified. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I feel the time has come to complain about people who make rash complaints without first making sure that those complaints are justified. You killed eight wedding guests in all. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted September 25, 2022 Author Share Posted September 25, 2022 35 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: You killed eight wedding guests in all. Oh. I hadn't fully divined your attitude towards the tenants. You see I mainly design slaughter houses. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 20 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh. I hadn't fully divined your attitude towards the tenants. You see I mainly design slaughter houses. Well, I do feel a bit peckish. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted September 26, 2022 Author Share Posted September 26, 2022 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, I do feel a bit peckish. No, no, no. I'll take the other, the crab, tiger and... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: No, no, no. I'll take the other, the crab, tiger and... ...the randiest of the gastropods, the limpet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted September 26, 2022 Author Share Posted September 26, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: ...the randiest of the gastropods, the limpet. Oh I know that. I'm a flying man, you know... oh yes... bally stupid mistake... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh I know that. I'm a flying man, you know... oh yes... bally stupid mistake... Mr. Simon Sopwith, aren't you in fact a Train Spotter? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted September 26, 2022 Author Share Posted September 26, 2022 11 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Mr. Simon Sopwith, aren't you in fact a Train Spotter? I'm too old for that sort of thing. I'm past my prime. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I'm too old for that sort of thing. I'm past my prime. Surely Charles, you're the Chief Scientist at the An-thro-po-lo-gi-cal Research Institute, an expert in... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted September 27, 2022 Author Share Posted September 27, 2022 19 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Surely Charles, you're the Chief Scientist at the An-thro-po-lo-gi-cal Research Institute, an expert in... Kids helmets, helmets you get in toy shops, helmets you buy at Christmas. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Kids helmets, helmets you get in toy shops, helmets you buy at Christmas. Watkins, are you a pacifist? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted September 27, 2022 Author Share Posted September 27, 2022 43 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Watkins, are you a pacifist? Yes. Nasty business - got away with £23,000. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Yes. Nasty business - got away with £23,000. Aye, we'll be able to afford writing paper with our names on it. We'll be able to buy that extension to the toilet. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted September 27, 2022 Author Share Posted September 27, 2022 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Aye, we'll be able to afford writing paper with our names on it. We'll be able to buy that extension to the toilet. So, on September 27th, 2022, the blackhawk Ibanez brothers had a really good wash. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 18 hours ago, IbanezJem said: So, on September 27th, 2022, the blackhawk Ibanez brothers had a really good wash. They are a lot more permissive on TRF these days than they used to be. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted September 28, 2022 Author Share Posted September 28, 2022 12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: They are a lot more permissive on TRF these days than they used to be. But then, people laughed at Bob Hope, they laughed at my wife when she wrapped herself up in greaseproof paper and hopped into the Social Security office, but that doesn't mean that Pasteur was wrong! Look, I'll show you what I mean. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: But then, people laughed at Bob Hope, they laughed at my wife when she wrapped herself up in greaseproof paper and hopped into the Social Security office, but that doesn't mean that Pasteur was wrong! Look, I'll show you what I mean. "You're cured, mate." Bloody do-gooder. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted September 28, 2022 Author Share Posted September 28, 2022 46 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: "You're cured, mate." Bloody do-gooder. Absolve all those you have excommunicated. Resign those powers you have arrogated. Renew the obedience you have violated. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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