blackhawkrush Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well it doesn't matter, anyway. I can hit it seven times out of ten, that's the point. Shut up! Go and practice! I'm so sorry. Do you mind waiting in your cell? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 26 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Shut up! Go and practice! I'm so sorry. Do you mind waiting in your cell? To whoever reads this post, I have been imprisoned by Spotify, who wishes me to listen to Kardi B against my will. Please, please, please come and rescue me! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: To whoever reads this post, I have been imprisoned by Spotify, who wishes me to listen to Kardi B against my will. Please, please, please come and rescue me! Send in Scottish boys with air cover, whilst the navy came in round the back. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted September 9, 2022 Author Share Posted September 9, 2022 11 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Send in Scottish boys with air cover, whilst the navy came in round the back. You see what is worrying me, sergeant major, is... er... Mac73... only this mission really is very dangerous. We're going to need both the chaps that you've got left. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 20 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: You see what is worrying me, sergeant major, is... er... Mac73... only this mission really is very dangerous. We're going to need both the chaps that you've got left. I'd like to leave the army please, sir. It's dangerous! There are people with guns out there, sir! Not toy ones, sir. Proper ones, sir! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I'd like to leave the army please, sir. It's dangerous! There are people with guns out there, sir! Not toy ones, sir. Proper ones, sir! I think this is hardly the time or place for a good-bye speech, eh? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted September 9, 2022 Author Share Posted September 9, 2022 57 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I think this is hardly the time or place for a good-bye speech, eh? I want you to get to bed, have a good night's rest and be up on parade early in the morning. Thank you for listening and thank you for a lovely supper. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I want you to get to bed, have a good night's rest and be up on parade early in the morning. Thank you for listening and thank you for a lovely supper. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted September 9, 2022 Author Share Posted September 9, 2022 27 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Your Majesty, you're like a big jam doughnut with cream on the top. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 6 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Your Majesty, you're like a big jam doughnut with cream on the top. Oh, sit down! Sit down. There'll be plenty of time for that later on. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh, sit down! Sit down. There'll be plenty of time for that later on. Do you get wafers with it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted September 10, 2022 Author Share Posted September 10, 2022 7 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Do you get wafers with it? Yes, we sell a lot of these. Right, shall we try a fitting? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 5 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Yes, we sell a lot of these. Right, shall we try a fitting? I am not wearing a toupee! They just told me to come in here to find the manager's office. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted September 10, 2022 Author Share Posted September 10, 2022 12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I am not wearing a toupee! They just told me to come in here to find the manager's office. Yes. Never mind, never mind. Chivers -- send Mary in with a new gown, will you? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Yes. Never mind, never mind. Chivers -- send Mary in with a new gown, will you? We like dressing up, yes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted September 10, 2022 Author Share Posted September 10, 2022 37 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: We like dressing up, yes. Between our quests we sequin vests And impersonate Clark Gable 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Between our quests we sequin vests And impersonate Clark Gable In the pub. The tall thin one with the moustache, remember? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted September 10, 2022 Author Share Posted September 10, 2022 8 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: In the pub. The tall thin one with the moustache, remember? I could not keep away from you. I must have you all the time. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I could not keep away from you. I must have you all the time. Oh yes, and what's more, because we don't believe in all that Papist claptrap, we can take precautions. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted September 10, 2022 Author Share Posted September 10, 2022 16 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh yes, and what's more, because we don't believe in all that Papist claptrap, we can take precautions. Well, I'm only half an inch long. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well, I'm only half an inch long. I think probably the solar radiation during the long journey to Stow. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted September 10, 2022 Author Share Posted September 10, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: I think probably the solar radiation during the long journey to Stow. So I said if it happened again I'd get very angry and talk to Nicola Sturgeon and... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: So I said if it happened again I'd get very angry and talk to Nicola Sturgeon and... Is he sexy, then? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted September 11, 2022 Author Share Posted September 11, 2022 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Is he sexy, then? I have now eaten the banana. The deceased, Mr Apricot, is now 'elpless. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 11, 2022 Share Posted September 11, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I have now eaten the banana. The deceased, Mr Apricot, is now 'elpless. And I want his only daughter to look upon me as her old dad, in a very real and legally binding sense. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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