blackhawkrush Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I see. You'd better wait here. I'll get a cloth. TRF would like to apologize for the extremely poor quality of the next post, only he's not at all well. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 11 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: TRF would like to apologize for the extremely poor quality of the next post, only he's not at all well. I like to hear the sound...of two bricks being bashed together! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I like to hear the sound...of two bricks being bashed together! Well, it looks as if 73 is ready now. He's got the bricks. He's had his passport checked and he's all set to go. And he's off on the first ever cross-Atlantic jump. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, it looks as if 73 is ready now. He's got the bricks. He's had his passport checked and he's all set to go. And he's off on the first ever cross-Atlantic jump. Oh, a wire. I'm on a wire, am I? I am not on a wire. I am flying! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 19, 2022 Author Share Posted August 19, 2022 15 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Oh, a wire. I'm on a wire, am I? I am not on a wire. I am flying! Er, will you get the coffees? I'm afraid I must dash, I'm an hour late for the Israeli Embassy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Er, will you get the coffees? I'm afraid I must dash, I'm an hour late for the Israeli Embassy. You're not Jewish, are you? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 23 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: You're not Jewish, are you? I'm not Jewish. I'm a Roman. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 19, 2022 Author Share Posted August 19, 2022 1 minute ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I'm not Jewish. I'm a Roman. Give me my nose back. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Give me my nose back. You're lucky, you're not next to him. You snore! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 19, 2022 Author Share Posted August 19, 2022 8 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: You're lucky, you're not next to him. You snore! I'm sorry, I have a cold. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I'm afraid I'm going to have to operate. It's nothing to worry about, although it is extremely dangerous. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 19, 2022 Author Share Posted August 19, 2022 29 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I'm afraid I'm going to have to operate. It's nothing to worry about, although it is extremely dangerous. Yes, we will of course want as security the deeds of your house, of Neil`s aunt's house, of Geddy`s second cousin's house, of Alex`s wife's parents' house, and of Hugh Syme`s grannie's bungalow, and we will in addition need a controlling interest in TRF, unrestricted access to Terry Brown`s private bank account, the deposit in our vaults of your three children as hostages and a full legal indemnity against any acts of embezzlement carried out against you by any members of Anthem records staff during the normal course of their duties. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Yes, we will of course want as security the deeds of your house, of Neil`s aunt's house, of Geddy`s second cousin's house, of Alex`s wife's parents' house, and of Hugh Syme`s grannie's bungalow, and we will in addition need a controlling interest in TRF, unrestricted access to Terry Brown`s private bank account, the deposit in our vaults of your three children as hostages and a full legal indemnity against any acts of embezzlement carried out against you by any members of Anthem records staff during the normal course of their duties. Skip a bit, Brother. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 19, 2022 Author Share Posted August 19, 2022 11 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Skip a bit, Brother. Now! What about the rest of you? Rather be at the pictures, I suppose. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Now! What about the rest of you? Rather be at the pictures, I suppose. The smoke-signal version of 'Gentlemen Prefer Blondes'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 19, 2022 Author Share Posted August 19, 2022 8 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: The smoke-signal version of 'Gentlemen Prefer Blondes'. Well, Robert, this theory of yours seems to have hit the nail on the head. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well, Robert, this theory of yours seems to have hit the nail on the head. You arrr Mary, Queen of Scots? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: You arrr Mary, Queen of Scots? And finally, here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy, which, it seems, is the only way these days to get the jaded,video-sated public off their f***ing arses and back in the sodding cinema. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: And finally, here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy, which, it seems, is the only way these days to get the jaded,video-sated public off their f***ing arses and back in the sodding cinema. Ooh, I must get one of those. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 20, 2022 Author Share Posted August 20, 2022 11 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Ooh, I must get one of those. Er, well, Mr Anchovy, I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Er, well, Mr Anchovy, I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. Are you saying I don't know the difference between the War of the bloody Spanish Succession and the Thirty bloody Years War? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 20, 2022 Author Share Posted August 20, 2022 17 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Are you saying I don't know the difference between the War of the bloody Spanish Succession and the Thirty bloody Years War? Well, it's totally untrue, Robert. Ever since I left England I've been trying to do the best for 73. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well, it's totally untrue, Robert. Ever since I left England I've been trying to do the best for 73. Mr. Simonello, people are saying that the kid 73 ought to be buried. He's head's come off in the last six fights. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 20, 2022 Author Share Posted August 20, 2022 13 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Mr. Simonello, people are saying that the kid 73 ought to be buried. He's head's come off in the last six fights. I'll tell you what though... I'll lop his back legs off, make good, strip the fur, stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I'll tell you what though... I'll lop his back legs off, make good, strip the fur, stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. To all appearances, no different from any other law-abiding New York citizen. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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