blackhawkrush Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: It's a nice name. Richard Nixon's got a hedgehog called Frank. ...and Premier Chou En Lai, who called it ' a major breakthrough'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 8, 2022 Author Share Posted August 8, 2022 29 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: ...and Premier Chou En Lai, who called it ' a major breakthrough'. It's only a bloody parking offence. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: It's only a bloody parking offence. The accused then commented on Miss Thang's bodily structure, made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 3 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: The accused then commented on Miss Thang's bodily structure, made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans. Who's that, then? Who's the bird? You got a nice pair there, haven't you love. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 8, 2022 Author Share Posted August 8, 2022 29 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Who's that, then? Who's the bird? You got a nice pair there, haven't you love. You try that around here, young man, and we'll slit your face. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 35 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: You try that around here, young man, and we'll slit your face. Oh what a great slit! Now, gentlemen, I am going to open the slit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 8, 2022 Author Share Posted August 8, 2022 3 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Oh what a great slit! Now, gentlemen, I am going to open the slit. That'll teach it. Well thank you for a very interesting program. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 15 hours ago, IbanezJem said: That'll teach it. Well thank you for a very interesting program. Next week, the Silbury Dig by Cole Porter with Pearl Bailey and Arthur Negus. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 3 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Next week, the Silbury Dig by Cole Porter with Pearl Bailey and Arthur Negus. Ladies and gentlemen, the incomparably superior human being, Harry Fink! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Ladies and gentlemen, the incomparably superior human being, Harry Fink! ...or rather his daughter. For it was her courage, foresight and understanding that enabled us to probe beneath the sophisticated veneer of this man. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 9, 2022 Author Share Posted August 9, 2022 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: ...or rather his daughter. For it was her courage, foresight and understanding that enabled us to probe beneath the sophisticated veneer of this man. Oh, well, I'd like to buy a copy of an 'Illustrated History of False Teeth'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 40 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Oh, well, I'd like to buy a copy of an 'Illustrated History of False Teeth'. Consult the Book of Armaments! Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Consult the Book of Armaments! Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One. I don't seem to be able to find it. Uh, it'll be in...Number Four Trench. I'll go and get it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 9, 2022 Author Share Posted August 9, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: I don't seem to be able to find it. Uh, it'll be in...Number Four Trench. I'll go and get it. Don't give me that sir, you couldn't smuggle a piece of greaseproof paper let alone a case full of watches. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Don't give me that sir, you couldn't smuggle a piece of greaseproof paper let alone a case full of watches. Oh please. Give me a chance. I'll be very good, sir, really. Good morning, sir. A very nice suit you've got there, sir. You had a very close shave this morning, sir. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 9, 2022 Author Share Posted August 9, 2022 8 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh please. Give me a chance. I'll be very good, sir, really. Good morning, sir. A very nice suit you've got there, sir. You had a very close shave this morning, sir. Oh, oh, oh Bevis, should we? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh, oh, oh Bevis, should we? Lovely bookshop just across the road there, they've got a much better selection than we've got, probably at ridiculously low prices, just across the road there. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 9, 2022 Author Share Posted August 9, 2022 11 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Lovely bookshop just across the road there, they've got a much better selection than we've got, probably at ridiculously low prices, just across the road there. Were these just coincidences, or were they, as blackhawk believed, part of an identical cultural background? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Were these just coincidences, or were they, as blackhawk believed, part of an identical cultural background? At a mass meeting at Brentford Football Grounds, other works of art voted to come out in support of the paintings. The vote was unanimous...with one abstention. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 10, 2022 Author Share Posted August 10, 2022 16 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: At a mass meeting at Brentford Football Grounds, other works of art voted to come out in support of the paintings. The vote was unanimous...with one abstention. Is this true, Stebbins? Are you a gynaecologist? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 11 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Is this true, Stebbins? Are you a gynaecologist? I am a shrubber. My name is Stebbins the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 10, 2022 Author Share Posted August 10, 2022 50 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I am a shrubber. My name is Stebbins the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies. Welcome aboard, Britisher pig. Quite a little surprise, ja? But perhaps you would be so kind as to tell us all you know about certain allied shipping routes, ja? Come on, talk! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 22 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Welcome aboard, Britisher pig. Quite a little surprise, ja? But perhaps you would be so kind as to tell us all you know about certain allied shipping routes, ja? Come on, talk! Aren't you going to say something about "mine aren't but the Big Cheese gets his at low tide tonight?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 3 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Aren't you going to say something about "mine aren't but the Big Cheese gets his at low tide tonight?" You haven't asked me about Limburger, sir. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 10, 2022 Author Share Posted August 10, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: You haven't asked me about Limburger, sir. Listen mate. I'm beginning to have my doubts about you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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