1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 21 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I'm up to...here with probation and bleeding psychiatric reports. That's it, I'm off. That's it. Brave Sir Blackhawk ran away Bravely ran away away! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Brave Sir Blackhawk ran away Bravely ran away away! I know, sir, but people get killed, properly dead, sir, no barely cross fingers, sir. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I know, sir, but people get killed, properly dead, sir, no barely cross fingers, sir. I would remind you that The Weapon was presented to us by the Federation of the town of Middletown to commemorate Bastille Day, when we try to remember the names of all those from the Middletown area who so gallantly gave their lives to keep China British. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I would remind you that The Weapon was presented to us by the Federation of the town of Middletown to commemorate Bastille Day, when we try to remember the names of all those from the Middletown area who so gallantly gave their lives to keep China British. Yes, yes, speakee speakee...me Blitish consul. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 1, 2022 Author Share Posted August 1, 2022 5 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Yes, yes, speakee speakee...me Blitish consul. Mother, could I have a quick cup of tea please. I have an important statement on Rhodesia to make in the Commons at six. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Mother, could I have a quick cup of tea please. I have an important statement on Rhodesia to make in the Commons at six. We could put the ministers for internal affairs over against the wall, and those for foreign here by the clock. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 1, 2022 Author Share Posted August 1, 2022 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: We could put the ministers for internal affairs over against the wall, and those for foreign here by the clock. Yes, we will of course want as security the deeds of your house, of your aunt's house, of your second cousin's house, of your wife's parents' house, and of your grannie's bungalow, and we will in addition need a controlling interest in your new company. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Yes, we will of course want as security the deeds of your house, of your aunt's house, of your second cousin's house, of your wife's parents' house, and of your grannie's bungalow, and we will in addition need a controlling interest in your new company. Well round at my gran's, she trains polecats. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 1, 2022 Author Share Posted August 1, 2022 26 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Well round at my gran's, she trains polecats. Our commando unit will approach from Fish Street, under cover of night, and make our way to the northwestern main drain. If questioned, we are sewage workers on our way to a conference. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 6 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Our commando unit will approach from Fish Street, under cover of night, and make our way to the northwestern main drain. If questioned, we are sewage workers on our way to a conference. So, you dare to waid us? Stwike him, Centuwion, vewy woughly! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 4 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: So, you dare to waid us? Stwike him, Centuwion, vewy woughly! Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 26 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you? I'm not oppressing you, Blackhawk. You haven't got a womb! Where's the fetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 1, 2022 Author Share Posted August 1, 2022 38 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I'm not oppressing you, Blackhawk. You haven't got a womb! Where's the fetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box? No, no! It is a sign that, like Him, we must think not of the things of the body, but of the face and head! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: No, no! It is a sign that, like Him, we must think not of the things of the body, but of the face and head! Hey, I've got a present for you two kids in that bag. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 6 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Hey, I've got a present for you two kids in that bag. This your boy's head? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: This your boy's head? Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 28 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw. He was really considerate to his mother, and not at all the kind of person you'd expect to pulverize their opponent into a bloody mass of flesh and raw bone. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 1, 2022 Author Share Posted August 1, 2022 3 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: He was really considerate to his mother, and not at all the kind of person you'd expect to pulverize their opponent into a bloody mass of flesh and raw bone. Yeah, I think it was a mistake him wearing spectacles. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 49 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Yeah, I think it was a mistake him wearing spectacles. Gloves...glasses...mustache...handkerchief...I'm going to operate!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddysMullet Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 SOOORRRRRY! SOOORRRRRY! SOOORRRRRY! SOOORRRRRY! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Gloves...glasses...mustache...handkerchief...I'm going to operate!!! No, no, no, my brain in my head. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 2 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: No, no, no, my brain in my head. I used to wake Ibanez up with a crowbar on the back of the head. But I recently found that this was too far from his brain and I wasn't getting through to him anymore. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 2, 2022 Author Share Posted August 2, 2022 12 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I used to wake Ibanez up with a crowbar on the back of the head. But I recently found that this was too far from his brain and I wasn't getting through to him anymore. I can stand physical pain, you know. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I can stand physical pain, you know. OK, we're going to have another try. My boys have been looking down the wrong bit, you see. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: OK, we're going to have another try. My boys have been looking down the wrong bit, you see. Oh, yes, there's the baby's head. Yes, four centimeters. Five...six centimeters. Amplify the ping machine! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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