IbanezJem Posted July 18, 2022 Author Share Posted July 18, 2022 20 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: It's a simple question of weight ratios. A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. One English pound. Now where's the bomb? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 18, 2022 Share Posted July 18, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: One English pound. Now where's the bomb? No, no, no. Come on. Do it properly. Haggle properly. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 18, 2022 Author Share Posted July 18, 2022 53 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: No, no, no. Come on. Do it properly. Haggle properly. Stand and deliver! Drop that gun! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 18, 2022 Share Posted July 18, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Stand and deliver! Drop that gun! I knew there was something going on. Of course, the Big Cheese made two mistakes. First of all, he didn't recognize me: Lemming, Arthur Lemming, Special Investigator. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 18, 2022 Author Share Posted July 18, 2022 16 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I knew there was something going on. Of course, the Big Cheese made two mistakes. First of all, he didn't recognize me: Lemming, Arthur Lemming, Special Investigator. And when did you first notice these... shall we say... tendencies? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 18, 2022 Share Posted July 18, 2022 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: And when did you first notice these... shall we say... tendencies? Well, of course they come here for the two o'clock matinee, all the old bags out in there, especially if it's something like The Sound of Music. We get seats ripped up, hearing aids broken, all that sort of thing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Well, of course they come here for the two o'clock matinee, all the old bags out in there, especially if it's something like The Sound of Music. We get seats ripped up, hearing aids broken, all that sort of thing. Stop talking to the camera. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddysMullet Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 Bum. Ooh, what a giveaway! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 1 hour ago, GeddysMullet said: Bum. Ooh, what a giveaway! And now for something completely different -- a man with three buttocks! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 11 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: And now for something completely different -- a man with three buttocks! We did it for Caesar's Christmas Show. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 19, 2022 Author Share Posted July 19, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: We did it for Caesar's Christmas Show. I want to see a sketch of Eric's. Nudge Nudge. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I want to see a sketch of Eric's. Nudge Nudge. We do 'Dial M for Murder'. Chief 73, heap good fine actor. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 7 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: We do 'Dial M for Murder'. Chief 73, heap good fine actor. Yes, on to scene 24, which is a smashing scene with some lovely acting, in which Ibanez discovers a vital clue... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 3 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Yes, on to scene 24, which is a smashing scene with some lovely acting, in which Ibanez discovers a vital clue... I've fallen off my chair, Brian. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 3 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I've fallen off my chair, Brian. Rotten! Rotten! You're no bloody use at all! You're an utter bloody wash-out. You make me sick, you weed! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Rotten! Rotten! You're no bloody use at all! You're an utter bloody wash-out. You make me sick, you weed! It's bleeding weird having half the Tudor nobility rigging around on motorized bicycles. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 19, 2022 Author Share Posted July 19, 2022 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: It's bleeding weird having half the Tudor nobility rigging around on motorized bicycles. So, let's just stop gabbing on about it. It's completely pointless and it's getting us nowhere! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: So, let's just stop gabbing on about it. It's completely pointless and it's getting us nowhere! I've kept my vow for eighteen years. Not a single, recognizable, articulate sound has passed my lips. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 19, 2022 Author Share Posted July 19, 2022 25 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I've kept my vow for eighteen years. Not a single, recognizable, articulate sound has passed my lips. I mean, ooh arh, nob arhh, nob arhh .... nobody does that anymore. Anybody who did that round TRF would be laughed off the forum. No, nowadays people want something wittier. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I mean, ooh arh, nob arhh, nob arhh .... nobody does that anymore. Anybody who did that round TRF would be laughed off the forum. No, nowadays people want something wittier. Well I've been going out with SOCN writers for five years now and, you know, I think they're wonderful. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 19, 2022 Author Share Posted July 19, 2022 17 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Well I've been going out with SOCN writers for five years now and, you know, I think they're wonderful. Yes. I thought we were here to discuss archaeology. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 50 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Yes. I thought we were here to discuss archaeology. I'd like to talk to you tonight about the place of the nude in my bed... um, in the history of my bed...of art, of art, I'm sorry. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I'd like to talk to you tonight about the place of the nude in my bed... um, in the history of my bed...of art, of art, I'm sorry. I am over three thousand years old and would like to see any scene with two people in bed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 19, 2022 Author Share Posted July 19, 2022 10 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I am over three thousand years old and would like to see any scene with two people in bed. Look, all I want you to do is change the wife say the words, blah, blah, blah, back to my place, no questions asked. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 3 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Look, all I want you to do is change the wife say the words, blah, blah, blah, back to my place, no questions asked. ....Do you want to come back to my place? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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