IbanezJem Posted July 10, 2022 Author Share Posted July 10, 2022 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Well, we did do the nose...and the hat. But she is a witch! Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in here? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 10, 2022 Share Posted July 10, 2022 10 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in here? Well, it's got some rat in it. Three, rather a lot really. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 10, 2022 Share Posted July 10, 2022 3 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Well, it's got some rat in it. Three, rather a lot really. Superintendent Parrot and I are from the hygiene squad. We want to have a word with you... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 10, 2022 Author Share Posted July 10, 2022 5 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Superintendent Parrot and I are from the hygiene squad. We want to have a word with you... Wainscotting ... Wainscotting ... Wainscotting ... sounds like a little Dorset village, doesn't it? Wainscotting. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 10, 2022 Share Posted July 10, 2022 4 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Wainscotting ... Wainscotting ... Wainscotting ... sounds like a little Dorset village, doesn't it? Wainscotting. It's one of the little men from the village! Do come in. Come and have a drink. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 10, 2022 Share Posted July 10, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: It's one of the little men from the village! Do come in. Come and have a drink. And so, you see the idiot does provide a vital psycho-social service to the community. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 10, 2022 Share Posted July 10, 2022 38 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: And so, you see the idiot does provide a vital psycho-social service to the community. A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A lot of people take offense even when I talk to them, let alone when I specifically tell them about my being disturbing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 10, 2022 Share Posted July 10, 2022 3 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A lot of people take offense even when I talk to them, let alone when I specifically tell them about my being disturbing. Algy says you are. He says you're no better than you should be. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 10, 2022 Share Posted July 10, 2022 31 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Algy says you are. He says you're no better than you should be. I'll do what I like, I'm six foot five and I eat punks like you for breakfast! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 10, 2022 Author Share Posted July 10, 2022 34 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I'll do what I like, I'm six foot five and I eat punks like you for breakfast! Do you get wafers with it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 10, 2022 Share Posted July 10, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Do you get wafers with it? Some fat bastard at the door. Shut up and eat what you got. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 10, 2022 Author Share Posted July 10, 2022 15 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Some fat bastard at the door. Shut up and eat what you got. Food very greasy but we've found a charming little local place hidden away in the back streets... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 10, 2022 Share Posted July 10, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Food very greasy but we've found a charming little local place hidden away in the back streets... Oh if I may suggest, sir, the pheasant a la reine. The sauce is one of the chefs most famous creations. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 11, 2022 Share Posted July 11, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Oh if I may suggest, sir, the pheasant a la reine. The sauce is one of the chefs most famous creations. And the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 11, 2022 Share Posted July 11, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: And the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats. Yeah, with the eggs on top. And don't skimp on the pate! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 11, 2022 Author Share Posted July 11, 2022 12 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Yeah, with the eggs on top. And don't skimp on the pate! Fine, sir, he said between clenched teeth knowing full well it was a most unrewarding part. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 11, 2022 Share Posted July 11, 2022 22 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Fine, sir, he said between clenched teeth knowing full well it was a most unrewarding part. No, look. This shed business -- it doesn't really matter. The sheds aren't important. A few friends call me Two Sheds and that's all there is to it! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 11, 2022 Share Posted July 11, 2022 4 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: No, look. This shed business -- it doesn't really matter. The sheds aren't important. A few friends call me Two Sheds and that's all there is to it! And here is his friend. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 11, 2022 Share Posted July 11, 2022 12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: And here is his friend. Here's the old man from Scene 24. What is he doing here? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 11, 2022 Share Posted July 11, 2022 (edited) 4 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Here's the old man from Scene 24. What is he doing here? Hello, well I was the third voice you heard just now. I'm sorry about that terrible mess. Edited July 11, 2022 by blackhawkrush 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 11, 2022 Share Posted July 11, 2022 10 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Hello, well I was the third voice you heard just know. I'm sorry about that terrible mess. You, get out of here, you're not even a proper woman! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 11, 2022 Share Posted July 11, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: You, get out of here, you're not even a proper woman! Oh dear, it's a long job, you see, conversions. Tell you what though, for free, terriers make lovely fish... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 11, 2022 Share Posted July 11, 2022 44 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh dear, it's a long job, you see, conversions. Tell you what though, for free, terriers make lovely fish... My fish's name is Eric. Eric Fish. He i's an halibut. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 11, 2022 Author Share Posted July 11, 2022 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: My fish's name is Eric. Eric Fish. He i's an halibut. Dear King 73. Just a line to thank you for the eels. Robert thought they were really scrummy, comma, so did I full stop. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Dear King 73. Just a line to thank you for the eels. Robert thought they were really scrummy, comma, so did I full stop. Silence! I have come for you. To take you away. That is my purpose. I am death. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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