1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 9 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I'm afraid Mrs. Vermin Jones appears to have passed orn. He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 24, 2022 Author Share Posted June 24, 2022 9 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! ...but together we were beginning to get over this dark patch. There was light at the end of the tunnel... now this... now this!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: ...but together we were beginning to get over this dark patch. There was light at the end of the tunnel... now this... now this!! Simon...it's Robert...Do you want me to make the announcement? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 25, 2022 Author Share Posted June 25, 2022 10 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Simon...it's Robert...Do you want me to make the announcement? "Still no news of the National Savings book lost by Mr Charles Griffiths of Porthcawl during a field expedition to the Nature Reserves of Swansea last July. Mr Griffiths' wife said that her husband was refusing to talk to the Press until the Savings Certificate had been found." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 5 hours ago, IbanezJem said: "Still no news of the National Savings book lost by Mr Charles Griffiths of Porthcawl during a field expedition to the Nature Reserves of Swansea last July. Mr Griffiths' wife said that her husband was refusing to talk to the Press until the Savings Certificate had been found." You don't believe I'm a policeman, do you? What am I wearing on me head? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 25, 2022 Author Share Posted June 25, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: You don't believe I'm a policeman, do you? What am I wearing on me head? Oh, you promised you wouldn't do fruit this week. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh, you promised you wouldn't do fruit this week. Baked beans are off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 25, 2022 Author Share Posted June 25, 2022 27 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Baked beans are off. Paleface like eat chocolate? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Paleface like eat chocolate? Real fungus grows on the fingers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 25, 2022 Author Share Posted June 25, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Real fungus grows on the fingers. I'm afraid it's my unpleasant duty to inform you that you're fired. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I'm afraid it's my unpleasant duty to inform you that you're fired. Oh, oh I'm sorry. I thought the post was longer. Ah. Now Notlob, er, Bolton. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 25, 2022 Author Share Posted June 25, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh, oh I'm sorry. I thought the post was longer. Ah. Now Notlob, er, Bolton. Tonight I want to examine the whole question of eighteenth-century social legislation - its relevance to the hierarchical structure of post-Renaissance society, and its impact on the future of parochial organization in an expanding agrarian economy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Tonight I want to examine the whole question of eighteenth-century social legislation - its relevance to the hierarchical structure of post-Renaissance society, and its impact on the future of parochial organization in an expanding agrarian economy. Aye, and about bloody time if you ask me. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 25, 2022 Author Share Posted June 25, 2022 16 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Aye, and about bloody time if you ask me. Well look will you please sit down and do your first line. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well look will you please sit down and do your first line. 'Oh that this too solid flesh wound melt, thaw and resolve itself into a dew.' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 25, 2022 Author Share Posted June 25, 2022 12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: 'Oh that this too solid flesh wound melt, thaw and resolve itself into a dew.' I'm sorry, but my client has become pretentious. I will say in his defense that he has suffered... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I'm sorry, but my client has become pretentious. I will say in his defense that he has suffered... Last night I had 'I'll never fall in love again' for six hours. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 26, 2022 Author Share Posted June 26, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Last night I had 'I'll never fall in love again' for six hours. Torment me no longer! I have seen the Grail! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Torment me no longer! I have seen the Grail! Acting on his information, the police now wish to interview a newsreader in the central London area. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 26, 2022 Author Share Posted June 26, 2022 9 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Acting on his information, the police now wish to interview a newsreader in the central London area. Good evening. This new series of 'Trim-Jeans Theatre Presents' will enable you to enjoy the poetry of T. S. Eliot whilst losing unsightly tummy bulge. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 6 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Good evening. This new series of 'Trim-Jeans Theatre Presents' will enable you to enjoy the poetry of T. S. Eliot whilst losing unsightly tummy bulge. Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 26, 2022 Author Share Posted June 26, 2022 17 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards! Yes - that's a Flemish merchant of the fifteenth or sixteenth centuries... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Yes - that's a Flemish merchant of the fifteenth or sixteenth centuries... Possibly...but I may be Superintendent Gaskell of the Vice Squad. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 26, 2022 Author Share Posted June 26, 2022 14 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Possibly...but I may be Superintendent Gaskell of the Vice Squad. Do you say it because you didn't know? Five, four, three, two, one, zero! Right! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Do you say it because you didn't know? Five, four, three, two, one, zero! Right! One, two, three...eight, seven four. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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