blackhawkrush Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Do you do a lot of this, then? This praising. Only Snowdon's been re-touching my profile and we can't upset the lovely Snowdon, can we? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 23, 2022 Author Share Posted June 23, 2022 14 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Only Snowdon's been re-touching my profile and we can't upset the lovely Snowdon, can we? It's all right, they're students. Um... lights please, nurse. Oh... and... er... music, too. Breathe in ,.. out ... in ... out... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: It's all right, they're students. Um... lights please, nurse. Oh... and... er... music, too. Breathe in ,.. out ... in ... out... Right, now then, everything seems to be OK. I'll see you next week. Keep collecting the pensions, and try not to spend too much on food. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 23, 2022 Author Share Posted June 23, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Right, now then, everything seems to be OK. I'll see you next week. Keep collecting the pensions, and try not to spend too much on food. It's only wafer thin. Oh, sir, just - just one. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: It's only wafer thin. Oh, sir, just - just one. What's that supposed to be? Give me a big one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 41 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: It's only wafer thin. Oh, sir, just - just one. 29 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: What's that supposed to be? Give me a big one. Now contrary to what most people think, the Chicago Blackhawk has a ravenous appetite. If it doesn't get enough protein it gets very thin and its bones begin to stick out, and its feathers start to fall off. So once a week, give your Blackhawk a really good meal. Here's one specially recommended by the Board of Irresponsible Hockey Fans. First, some cold consomme or a gazpacho, then some sausages with spring greens, sauteed potatoes and bread and gravy, Chicago style pizza... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Now contrary to what most people think, the Chicago Blackhawk has a ravenous appetite. If it doesn't get enough protein it gets very thin and its bones begin to stick out, and its feathers start to fall off. So once a week, give your Blackhawk a really good meal. Here's one specially recommended by the Board of Irresponsible Hockey Fans. First, some cold consomme or a gazpacho, then some sausages with spring greens, sauteed potatoes and bread and gravy, Chicago style pizza... They got to be trained. It's a dangerous job. All right, DeBrincat, you're next, off you go. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: They got to be trained. It's a dangerous job. All right, DeBrincat, you're next, off you go. Yes, I've got a hat. A lion taming hat. A hat with 'Lion Tamer' on it. And it lights up saying "Lion Tamer" in great big neon letters, so that you can tame them after dark when they're less stroppy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 24, 2022 Author Share Posted June 24, 2022 10 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Yes, I've got a hat. A lion taming hat. A hat with 'Lion Tamer' on it. And it lights up saying "Lion Tamer" in great big neon letters, so that you can tame them after dark when they're less stroppy. That's right. Yeah, I've had a team working on this over the past few weeks, and, uh, what we've come up with can be reduced to two fundamental concepts. One: people are not wearing enough hats. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 5 hours ago, IbanezJem said: That's right. Yeah, I've had a team working on this over the past few weeks, and, uh, what we've come up with can be reduced to two fundamental concepts. One: people are not wearing enough hats. But there is one cloud on the horizon. In this last year our Staffordshire branch has not succeeded in putting one thing on top of another! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: But there is one cloud on the horizon. In this last year our Staffordshire branch has not succeeded in putting one thing on top of another! Oh Bevis, are you going to do anything or are you just going to show me films all evening? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 24, 2022 Author Share Posted June 24, 2022 24 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh Bevis, are you going to do anything or are you just going to show me films all evening? I'm just learning my lines, you know. 'Oh Mr Belpit, your legs...' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I'm just learning my lines, you know. 'Oh Mr Belpit, your legs...' My legs...my stomach...my chest, they're filthy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 24, 2022 Author Share Posted June 24, 2022 16 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: My legs...my stomach...my chest, they're filthy. Ah yes. 'One or more persons overcome by fumes', you'd have Head Office, Holbom, round here. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Ah yes. 'One or more persons overcome by fumes', you'd have Head Office, Holbom, round here. Dirty, filthy, smelly piece of cutlery! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 24, 2022 Author Share Posted June 24, 2022 15 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Dirty, filthy, smelly piece of cutlery! Makes real cocktails. Hours of amusement. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Makes real cocktails. Hours of amusement. My wife Maureen ran off with a bottle of Bell's whiskey during the Aberdeen versus Raith Rovers match which ended in a goalless draw. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 24, 2022 Author Share Posted June 24, 2022 10 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: My wife Maureen ran off with a bottle of Bell's whiskey during the Aberdeen versus Raith Rovers match which ended in a goalless draw. But it was with more simple, homespun verses that McTeagle's unique style first flowered. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: But it was with more simple, homespun verses that McTeagle's unique style first flowered. " Don't you talk to me like that, you lying bastard", "You bleeding pig", "You stinking liar" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 24, 2022 Author Share Posted June 24, 2022 3 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: " Don't you talk to me like that, you lying bastard", "You bleeding pig", "You stinking liar" That gives you just some idea of what's going on out there. Today saw the long-awaited publication of the Portman Committee's Report on Industrial Reorganization. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 3 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: That gives you just some idea of what's going on out there. Today saw the long-awaited publication of the Portman Committee's Report on Industrial Reorganization. I have nothing to say at this time. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 24, 2022 Author Share Posted June 24, 2022 15 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I have nothing to say at this time. I like the Speaker. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I like the Speaker. Do you know how old she is? She's 206! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 24, 2022 Author Share Posted June 24, 2022 23 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Do you know how old she is? She's 206! I'll carry out tests on it straight away, professor. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I'll carry out tests on it straight away, professor. I'm afraid Mrs. Vermin Jones appears to have passed orn. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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