blackhawkrush Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well, I noticed something unusual, the main bilge hatches had been opened. Oh, er, nothing dear. It's just the toilet filling up. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 20, 2022 Author Share Posted May 20, 2022 18 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh, er, nothing dear. It's just the toilet filling up. You can keep your fastidious continental bidets, Mrs Foreigner. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: You can keep your fastidious continental bidets, Mrs Foreigner. And sixty new pence for a bottle of Maltese Claret. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 20, 2022 Author Share Posted May 20, 2022 16 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: And sixty new pence for a bottle of Maltese Claret. I'll have a whisky for main course and I'll follow that with a whisky for pudding. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I'll have a whisky for main course and I'll follow that with a whisky for pudding. Why would anyone turn into a Scotsman? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 20, 2022 Author Share Posted May 20, 2022 21 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Why would anyone turn into a Scotsman? Well, I was, uh, sitting in the public library on Thurmon Street just now, skimming through 'Rogue Herries' by Hugh Walpole and I suddenly came over all peckish. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well, I was, uh, sitting in the public library on Thurmon Street just now, skimming through 'Rogue Herries' by Hugh Walpole and I suddenly came over all peckish. Which would you like, the Californian Orange Blossom, the Mexican, the New Zealand, or the Scottish Heather? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 3 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Which would you like, the Californian Orange Blossom, the Mexican, the New Zealand, or the Scottish Heather? I like to hear the sound of two bricks being bashed together. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 21, 2022 Author Share Posted May 21, 2022 9 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I like to hear the sound of two bricks being bashed together. Oh! The very words of the garage mechanic in Bude! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh! The very words of the garage mechanic in Bude! A man, well more than a man, a god,! A great god, whose personality is so totally and utterly wonderful that my feeble words of welcome sound wretchedly and pathetically inadequate! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 21, 2022 Author Share Posted May 21, 2022 17 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: A man, well more than a man, a god,! A great god, whose personality is so totally and utterly wonderful that my feeble words of welcome sound wretchedly and pathetically inadequate! Perhaps we should go and have a look at the new showers? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Perhaps we should go and have a look at the new showers? Yes, please Mr. Roosevelt, but try and keep the noise to a minimum. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 21, 2022 Author Share Posted May 21, 2022 25 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Yes, please Mr. Roosevelt, but try and keep the noise to a minimum. This is a raid. My name is Superintendent Ibanez and this is Sergeant 73. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 3 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: This is a raid. My name is Superintendent Ibanez and this is Sergeant 73. Right! Sergeant Major 73 marching up and down the square! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Right! Sergeant Major 73 marching up and down the square! We all know where you've been, you military fairy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 1 minute ago, blackhawkrush said: We all know where you've been, you military fairy. Well how are you, you great poof? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Well how are you, you great poof? Well, the head's on OK, but there's still a left arm missing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 11 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, the head's on OK, but there's still a left arm missing. Yes, there's a lot of it about. Probably a virus. Keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing hockey or anything, try and favor the other arm. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Yes, there's a lot of it about. Probably a virus. Keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing hockey or anything, try and favor the other arm. Dr. Emile ( 73 ) Koning...doctor...surgeon...proctologist...and selfless fighter against human suffering... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 9 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Dr. Emile ( 73 ) Koning...doctor...surgeon...proctologist...and selfless fighter against human suffering... There's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 22, 2022 Author Share Posted May 22, 2022 5 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: There's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong. Good, good. You're very kind. A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A lot of people take offense even when I talk to them. Let alone when I specifically tell them about my being disturbing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 5 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Good, good. You're very kind. A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A lot of people take offense even when I talk to them. Let alone when I specifically tell them about my being disturbing. Look, would you mind going away, I'm trying to examine this man. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 22, 2022 Author Share Posted May 22, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Look, would you mind going away, I'm trying to examine this man. Well, now, not going to bush the doctor about the beat too long. I'm going to come to point the straight immediately. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well, now, not going to bush the doctor about the beat too long. I'm going to come to point the straight immediately. Do any of you Eskimos...speak...English? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 22, 2022 Author Share Posted May 22, 2022 51 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Do any of you Eskimos...speak...English? Try another one. What's Aquarius? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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