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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Well, I noticed something unusual, the main bilge hatches had been opened. :blush2:

Oh, er, nothing dear. It's just the toilet filling up.  :spit:

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18 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Oh, er, nothing dear. It's just the toilet filling up.  :spit:

You can keep your fastidious continental bidets, Mrs Foreigner. :moon:

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16 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

And sixty new pence for a bottle of Maltese Claret.  :thumbsdown:

:coy: I'll have a whisky for main course and I'll follow that with a whisky for pudding.

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

:coy: I'll have a whisky for main course and I'll follow that with a whisky for pudding.

Why would anyone turn into a Scotsman?  :nuts:  

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21 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Why would anyone turn into a Scotsman?  :nuts:  

Well, I was, uh, sitting in the public library on Thurmon Street just now, skimming through 'Rogue Herries' by Hugh Walpole :zzz: and I suddenly came over all peckish. 

 

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3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Well, I was, uh, sitting in the public library on Thurmon Street just now, skimming through 'Rogue Herries' by Hugh Walpole :zzz: and I suddenly came over all peckish. 

 

Which would you like, the Californian Orange Blossom, the Mexican, the New Zealand, or the Scottish :cool: Heather? 

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9 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

I like to hear the sound of two bricks being bashed together. :gumby:

:yes: Oh! The very words of the garage mechanic in Bude!

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

:yes: Oh! The very words of the garage mechanic in Bude!

A man, well more than a man, a god,! A great god, whose personality is so totally and utterly wonderful that my feeble words of welcome sound wretchedly and pathetically inadequate! :blush:

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17 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

A man, well more than a man, a god,! A great god, whose personality is so totally and utterly wonderful that my feeble words of welcome sound wretchedly and pathetically inadequate! :blush:

:drool: Perhaps we should go and have a look at the new showers?

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3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

:drool: Perhaps we should go and have a look at the new showers?

Yes, please Mr. Roosevelt, but try and keep the noise to a minimum.  :wagfinger:

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25 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Yes, please Mr. Roosevelt, but try and keep the noise to a minimum.  :wagfinger:

:no: This is a raid. My name is Superintendent Ibanez and this is Sergeant 73.  :smash:

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11 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Well, the head's on OK, but there's still a left arm missing.  :wave:

 

Yes, there's a lot of it about. Probably a virus. Keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing hockey or anything, try and favor the other arm.

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2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Yes, there's a lot of it about. Probably a virus. Keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing hockey or anything, try and favor the other arm.

Dr. Emile ( 73 ) Koning...doctor...surgeon...proctologist...and selfless fighter against human suffering...:admin:

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5 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

There's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong. :scared:

Good, good. You're very kind. A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A lot of people take offense even when I talk to them. Let alone when I specifically tell them about my being disturbing. :hug2:

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5 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Good, good. You're very kind. A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A lot of people take offense even when I talk to them. Let alone when I specifically tell them about my being disturbing. :hug2:

Look, would you mind going away, I'm trying to examine this man.  :smash:  

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1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

Look, would you mind going away, I'm trying to examine this man.  :smash:  

Well, now, not going to bush the doctor about the beat too long. I'm going to come to point the straight immediately. :zalice:

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Well, now, not going to bush the doctor about the beat too long. I'm going to come to point the straight immediately. :zalice:

  :rolleyes:  Do any of you Eskimos...speak...English? 

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