1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 3 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you say 'ehnvelope' and 'larngerie' and 'sarndwiches on the settee'! Oh I say, we are grand, aren't we? Oh, no more buttered scones for me, mater, I'm off to play the grand piano. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Oh I say, we are grand, aren't we? Oh, no more buttered scones for me, mater, I'm off to play the grand piano. This rather pointless bickering went on for some time, until... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 19, 2022 Author Share Posted May 19, 2022 18 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: This rather pointless bickering went on for some time, until... This is a dog license with the word 'dog' crossed out and 'cat' written in in crayon. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: This is a dog license with the word 'dog' crossed out and 'cat' written in in crayon. Oh dear, oh dear, that's not very good, is it? Look, surely you knew number four. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 14 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh dear, oh dear, that's not very good, is it? Look, surely you knew number four. Blue! No...yelllllooooowwwwwwwwww..... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 3 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Blue! No...yelllllooooowwwwwwwwww..... I his, how you say, succ...sussor, Mr. Atkinson. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I his, how you say, succ...sussor, Mr. Atkinson. You...Atkinson. What would you...rather be doing, Atkinson? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: You...Atkinson. What would you...rather be doing, Atkinson? 'Tis a...er...'tis a story of a man's great love for his...fellow men. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: 'Tis a...er...'tis a story of a man's great love for his...fellow men. Aye, I think you're right, Blackhawk. It could express, it could express a vital theme of our age. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Aye, I think you're right, Blackhawk. It could express, it could express a vital theme of our age. I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 20, 2022 Author Share Posted May 20, 2022 7 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle. Now let's get one thing absolutely clear. I most definitely told you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 31 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Now let's get one thing absolutely clear. I most definitely told you. Excuse me sir, but why the funny voice? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 20, 2022 Author Share Posted May 20, 2022 27 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Excuse me sir, but why the funny voice? It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 6 hours ago, IbanezJem said: It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. It wouldn't keep still. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 1 minute ago, blackhawkrush said: It wouldn't keep still. What's he do, nibble your bum? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: What's he do, nibble your bum? Oh spit. Which one is it? "Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 20, 2022 Author Share Posted May 20, 2022 22 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh spit. Which one is it? "Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week" Yes, I certainly am, Chris, how very true, my word yes! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Yes, I certainly am, Chris, how very true, my word yes! it's too perilous. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 20, 2022 Author Share Posted May 20, 2022 22 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: it's too perilous. Well 73, I think Robert should be all right provided he doesn't attempt anything on the monumental scale of some of his earlier paintings, like Guernica or Mademoiselles d'Avignon or even his later War and Peace murals for the Temple of Peace chapel at Vallauris. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well 73, I think Robert should be all right provided he doesn't attempt anything on the monumental scale of some of his earlier paintings, like Guernica or Mademoiselles d'Avignon or even his later War and Peace murals for the Temple of Peace chapel at Vallauris. I wanted to be a doctor, but there we are...or an engineer, with all those dams, but there we are, it's no use crying over spilt milk, the fact are there and that's that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 20, 2022 Author Share Posted May 20, 2022 10 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I wanted to be a doctor, but there we are...or an engineer, with all those dams, but there we are, it's no use crying over spilt milk, the fact are there and that's that. I want to have a word with you about this painting of yours, "The Last Supper." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I want to have a word with you about this painting of yours, "The Last Supper." First, some cold consomme or a gazpacho, then some sausages with spring greens, sautee potatoes and bread and gravy... Edited May 20, 2022 by blackhawkrush 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 20, 2022 Author Share Posted May 20, 2022 7 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: First, some cold consomme or a gazpacho, then some sausages with spring greens, sautee potatoes and bread and gravy... ...all those cherries... ooohh... urgh! I've got Vermeer all down my shirt. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: ...all those cherries... ooohh... urgh! I've got Vermeer all down my shirt. Simon used a kilo and a half of catholic soap and nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. It was indeed an impressive sight. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 20, 2022 Author Share Posted May 20, 2022 33 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Simon used a kilo and a half of catholic soap and nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. It was indeed an impressive sight. Well, I noticed something unusual, the main bilge hatches had been opened. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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