IbanezJem Posted May 17, 2022 Author Share Posted May 17, 2022 2 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Do you want to come back to my place? No, the only thing is, you see, we're going to be a little bit late. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 14 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: No, the only thing is, you see, we're going to be a little bit late. That was never five minutes, just now! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 17, 2022 Author Share Posted May 17, 2022 14 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: That was never five minutes, just now! 'ONE QUICK LOOK IN THE BOOK LATER' You're quite right, old cock. There has been a mistake. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: 'ONE QUICK LOOK IN THE BOOK LATER' You're quite right, old cock. There has been a mistake. I play for you, 'My Mistake.' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 17, 2022 Author Share Posted May 17, 2022 33 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I play for you, 'My Mistake.' Oh shut up! Shut up! Oh, that's better. And now for something completely different... a man with three buttocks. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh shut up! Shut up! Oh, that's better. And now for something completely different... a man with three buttocks. Sex, sex, sex. That's all they think about, eh? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 17, 2022 Author Share Posted May 17, 2022 7 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Sex, sex, sex. That's all they think about, eh? It is a bond wherewith the savage man may charm the outward hatchments of his soul, and soothe the troubled breast into a magnitude of quiet. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: It is a bond wherewith the savage man may charm the outward hatchments of his soul, and soothe the troubled breast into a magnitude of quiet. What is't - tragedy? Comedy? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 30 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: What is't - tragedy? Comedy? He used sarcasm. He knew all the tricks -- dramatic irony, metaphor, pathos, puns, parody, litotes and...satire. He was vicious. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 17, 2022 Author Share Posted May 17, 2022 10 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: He used sarcasm. He knew all the tricks -- dramatic irony, metaphor, pathos, puns, parody, litotes and...satire. He was vicious. ...Oh I've forgotten what I said now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: ...Oh I've forgotten what I said now. Oh dear, it's rather like one of those games you play where you have to get the ball into the hole. That's it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 17, 2022 Author Share Posted May 17, 2022 20 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh dear, it's rather like one of those games you play where you have to get the ball into the hole. That's it. That's what I said. Such a bloody whack the diddle fa di la, fo di la, lo do di ... do di do, rum fum. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: That's what I said. Such a bloody whack the diddle fa di la, fo di la, lo do di ... do di do, rum fum. That's enough music for now, lads. Looks like there's dirty work afoot. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 3 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: That's enough music for now, lads. Looks like there's dirty work afoot. It is one of Lope De Vega's latest play, Senor. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 22 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: It is one of Lope De Vega's latest play, Senor. Never mind, it's not all it's cracked up to be. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you Ken Buddha and his inflatable knees! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 18, 2022 Author Share Posted May 18, 2022 13 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Never mind, it's not all it's cracked up to be. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you Ken Buddha and his inflatable knees! I think he's got beautiful legs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I think he's got beautiful legs. Aren't you worried jumping twenty-six miles across the sea? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 18, 2022 Author Share Posted May 18, 2022 16 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Aren't you worried jumping twenty-six miles across the sea? Nigel has tripped, and he's under and Simon fails again, er, here is Gervaise, and Simon is through by accident. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 41 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Nigel has tripped, and he's under and Simon fails again, er, here is Gervaise, and Simon is through by accident. Right, arms out, fingers together, knees bent...now, head well forward. Now, flap your arms. Go on, flap! Faster, faster, faster -- now jump! Wrong, wrong, you're no bloody use at all! You're an utter bloody wash-out! You make me sick, you weed! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 18, 2022 Author Share Posted May 18, 2022 7 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Right, arms out, fingers together, knees bent...now, head well forward. Now, flap your arms. Go on, flap! Faster, faster, faster -- now jump! Wrong, wrong, you're no bloody use at all! You're an utter bloody wash-out! You make me sick, you weed! Do you know I still wet my bed? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Do you know I still wet my bed? And now we are back with the marathon for incontinence once again. There's Palinski of Poland in the lead. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 18, 2022 Author Share Posted May 18, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: And now we are back with the marathon for incontinence once again. There's Palinski of Poland in the lead. And now it's France's turn. One of their top statesmen, Napoleon as the R101 disaster. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: And now it's France's turn. One of their top statesmen, Napoleon as the R101 disaster. Meanwhile for Ferdinand von Zeppelin, the year 1908 was a year of triumph. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 18, 2022 Author Share Posted May 18, 2022 7 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Meanwhile for Ferdinand von Zeppelin, the year 1908 was a year of triumph. Right. Lunar module calling Buzz Aldrin. Come in. Raindrops keep falling on my head, but that doesn't mean that my... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Right. Lunar module calling Buzz Aldrin. Come in. Raindrops keep falling on my head, but that doesn't mean that my... Il chante un peu. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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