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I expect you are probably thinking of selling one. Then you'll be Arthur 'No Sheds' Jackson. :(

Tell him I've already got one :bitchslap: All right, all right. What's he want then?

He finds it very difficult to get to sleep on his own ;) so I said he could sleep with us.

Ah! Thank you very much. Good morning. Come on men, downstairs :outtahere:

If we could walk that way :coy: sorry.

OK, meeting 4.30 - 'Bridge at Arles' :sundog:

I think I'd stick to Caribbean Islands if I were you. :sundog:

Bloody sharks :rose:

I've had worse. Just a flesh wound. :cool:

What a senseless waste of human life :oops:

I'm afraid when I'm in this idiom, I sometimes get a bit...sort of carried away. :blush:

No. You've not been properly trained. I demand another assistant :bitchslap:

So it was halibut or sea bass. Won't be a moment-t-t-t-t. :outtahere:

Oh, don't worry about him, sir. He's ma- he's m- he's ma- he- he- he's m- m- m- he's m- he's m - He's mad, sir.

:yes: He placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.

Look, are you insinuating something? :popcorn:
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I expect you are probably thinking of selling one. Then you'll be Arthur 'No Sheds' Jackson. :(

Tell him I've already got one :bitchslap: All right, all right. What's he want then?

He finds it very difficult to get to sleep on his own ;) so I said he could sleep with us.

Ah! Thank you very much. Good morning. Come on men, downstairs :outtahere:

If we could walk that way :coy: sorry.

OK, meeting 4.30 - 'Bridge at Arles' :sundog:

I think I'd stick to Caribbean Islands if I were you. :sundog:

Bloody sharks :rose:

I've had worse. Just a flesh wound. :cool:

What a senseless waste of human life :oops:

I'm afraid when I'm in this idiom, I sometimes get a bit...sort of carried away. :blush:

No. You've not been properly trained. I demand another assistant :bitchslap:

So it was halibut or sea bass. Won't be a moment-t-t-t-t. :outtahere:

Oh, don't worry about him, sir. He's ma- he's m- he's ma- he- he- he's m- m- m- he's m- he's m - He's mad, sir.

:yes: He placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.

Look, are you insinuating something? :popcorn:

If you don't tell me where the bomb is...if I don't give you the money...unless you give me the bomb... :wacko:
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I expect you are probably thinking of selling one. Then you'll be Arthur 'No Sheds' Jackson. :(

Tell him I've already got one :bitchslap: All right, all right. What's he want then?

He finds it very difficult to get to sleep on his own ;) so I said he could sleep with us.

Ah! Thank you very much. Good morning. Come on men, downstairs :outtahere:

If we could walk that way :coy: sorry.

OK, meeting 4.30 - 'Bridge at Arles' :sundog:

I think I'd stick to Caribbean Islands if I were you. :sundog:

Bloody sharks :rose:

I've had worse. Just a flesh wound. :cool:

What a senseless waste of human life :oops:

I'm afraid when I'm in this idiom, I sometimes get a bit...sort of carried away. :blush:

No. You've not been properly trained. I demand another assistant :bitchslap:

So it was halibut or sea bass. Won't be a moment-t-t-t-t. :outtahere:

Oh, don't worry about him, sir. He's ma- he's m- he's ma- he- he- he's m- m- m- he's m- he's m - He's mad, sir.

:yes: He placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.

Look, are you insinuating something? :popcorn:

If you don't tell me where the bomb is...if I don't give you the money...unless you give me the bomb... :wacko:

Look, we were hoping to have a quiet evening on our own :hug2:
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I expect you are probably thinking of selling one. Then you'll be Arthur 'No Sheds' Jackson. :(

Tell him I've already got one :bitchslap: All right, all right. What's he want then?

He finds it very difficult to get to sleep on his own ;) so I said he could sleep with us.

Ah! Thank you very much. Good morning. Come on men, downstairs :outtahere:

If we could walk that way :coy: sorry.

OK, meeting 4.30 - 'Bridge at Arles' :sundog:

I think I'd stick to Caribbean Islands if I were you. :sundog:

Bloody sharks :rose:

I've had worse. Just a flesh wound. :cool:

What a senseless waste of human life :oops:

I'm afraid when I'm in this idiom, I sometimes get a bit...sort of carried away. :blush:

No. You've not been properly trained. I demand another assistant :bitchslap:

So it was halibut or sea bass. Won't be a moment-t-t-t-t. :outtahere:

Oh, don't worry about him, sir. He's ma- he's m- he's ma- he- he- he's m- m- m- he's m- he's m - He's mad, sir.

:yes: He placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.

Look, are you insinuating something? :popcorn:

If you don't tell me where the bomb is...if I don't give you the money...unless you give me the bomb... :wacko:

Look, we were hoping to have a quiet evening on our own :hug2:

Some Mozart concertos, dear. :guitar: :syrinx: :guitar:
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I expect you are probably thinking of selling one. Then you'll be Arthur 'No Sheds' Jackson. :(

Tell him I've already got one :bitchslap: All right, all right. What's he want then?

He finds it very difficult to get to sleep on his own ;) so I said he could sleep with us.

Ah! Thank you very much. Good morning. Come on men, downstairs :outtahere:

If we could walk that way :coy: sorry.

OK, meeting 4.30 - 'Bridge at Arles' :sundog:

I think I'd stick to Caribbean Islands if I were you. :sundog:

Bloody sharks :rose:

I've had worse. Just a flesh wound. :cool:

What a senseless waste of human life :oops:

I'm afraid when I'm in this idiom, I sometimes get a bit...sort of carried away. :blush:

No. You've not been properly trained. I demand another assistant :bitchslap:

So it was halibut or sea bass. Won't be a moment-t-t-t-t. :outtahere:

Oh, don't worry about him, sir. He's ma- he's m- he's ma- he- he- he's m- m- m- he's m- he's m - He's mad, sir.

:yes: He placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.

Look, are you insinuating something? :popcorn:

If you don't tell me where the bomb is...if I don't give you the money...unless you give me the bomb... :wacko:

Look, we were hoping to have a quiet evening on our own :hug2:

Some Mozart concertos, dear. :guitar: :syrinx: :guitar:

Incidentally, BBC Publications have prepared a special pamphlet to go with this programme called 'Hello Pianist' :wub:
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I expect you are probably thinking of selling one. Then you'll be Arthur 'No Sheds' Jackson. :(

Tell him I've already got one :bitchslap: All right, all right. What's he want then?

He finds it very difficult to get to sleep on his own ;) so I said he could sleep with us.

Ah! Thank you very much. Good morning. Come on men, downstairs :outtahere:

If we could walk that way :coy: sorry.

OK, meeting 4.30 - 'Bridge at Arles' :sundog:

I think I'd stick to Caribbean Islands if I were you. :sundog:

Bloody sharks :rose:

I've had worse. Just a flesh wound. :cool:

What a senseless waste of human life :oops:

I'm afraid when I'm in this idiom, I sometimes get a bit...sort of carried away. :blush:

No. You've not been properly trained. I demand another assistant :bitchslap:

So it was halibut or sea bass. Won't be a moment-t-t-t-t. :outtahere:

Oh, don't worry about him, sir. He's ma- he's m- he's ma- he- he- he's m- m- m- he's m- he's m - He's mad, sir.

:yes: He placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.

Look, are you insinuating something? :popcorn:

If you don't tell me where the bomb is...if I don't give you the money...unless you give me the bomb... :wacko:

Look, we were hoping to have a quiet evening on our own :hug2:

Some Mozart concertos, dear. :guitar: :syrinx: :guitar:

Incidentally, BBC Publications have prepared a special pamphlet to go with this programme called 'Hello Pianist' :wub:

Failure to buy it will make you liable to a 50 pound fine or three months' imprisonment. :tsk:
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And this comes complete with the most revolutionary guarantee in slenderizing history! :pizza: :smash:

Milan :pizza: :pizza: :pizza: is better than Napoli. :pizza:

No it's not, it's more Flemish than Italian :codger:
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And this comes complete with the most revolutionary guarantee in slenderizing history! :pizza: :smash:

Milan :pizza: :pizza: :pizza: is better than Napoli. :pizza:

No it's not, it's more Flemish than Italian :codger:

Yes, madam Sun&Moon. I'll speak to the makers personally, all right? :eyeroll:
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And this comes complete with the most revolutionary guarantee in slenderizing history! :pizza: :smash:

Milan :pizza: :pizza: :pizza: is better than Napoli. :pizza:

No it's not, it's more Flemish than Italian :codger:

Yes, madam Sun&Moon. I'll speak to the makers personally, all right? :eyeroll:

You must have a hell of a hole in your net :madra:
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And this comes complete with the most revolutionary guarantee in slenderizing history! :pizza: :smash:

Milan :pizza: :pizza: :pizza: is better than Napoli. :pizza:

No it's not, it's more Flemish than Italian :codger:

Yes, madam Sun&Moon. I'll speak to the makers personally, all right? :eyeroll:

You must have a hell of a hole in your net :madra:

I wonder where that fish has gone. It is a most elusive fish. :|
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And this comes complete with the most revolutionary guarantee in slenderizing history! :pizza: :smash:

Milan :pizza: :pizza: :pizza: is better than Napoli. :pizza:

No it's not, it's more Flemish than Italian :codger:

Yes, madam Sun&Moon. I'll speak to the makers personally, all right? :eyeroll:

You must have a hell of a hole in your net :madra:

I wonder where that fish has gone. It is a most elusive fish. :|

It could be carried by an African swallow! :angel:
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And this comes complete with the most revolutionary guarantee in slenderizing history! :pizza: :smash:

Milan :pizza: :pizza: :pizza: is better than Napoli. :pizza:

No it's not, it's more Flemish than Italian :codger:

Yes, madam Sun&Moon. I'll speak to the makers personally, all right? :eyeroll:

You must have a hell of a hole in your net :madra:

I wonder where that fish has gone. It is a most elusive fish. :|

It could be carried by an African swallow! :angel:

Who's the bird? You got a nice pair, haven't you love? :smoke:
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And this comes complete with the most revolutionary guarantee in slenderizing history! :pizza: :smash:

Milan :pizza: :pizza: :pizza: is better than Napoli. :pizza:

No it's not, it's more Flemish than Italian :codger:

Yes, madam Sun&Moon. I'll speak to the makers personally, all right? :eyeroll:

You must have a hell of a hole in your net :madra:

I wonder where that fish has gone. It is a most elusive fish. :|

It could be carried by an African swallow! :angel:

Who's the bird? You got a nice pair, haven't you love? :smoke:

Just because he had bloody Grace Kelly he made £3 million more than I did :drool:
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And this comes complete with the most revolutionary guarantee in slenderizing history! :pizza: :smash:

Milan :pizza: :pizza: :pizza: is better than Napoli. :pizza:

No it's not, it's more Flemish than Italian :codger:

Yes, madam Sun&Moon. I'll speak to the makers personally, all right? :eyeroll:

You must have a hell of a hole in your net :madra:

I wonder where that fish has gone. It is a most elusive fish. :|

It could be carried by an African swallow! :angel:

Who's the bird? You got a nice pair, haven't you love? :smoke:

Just because he had bloody Grace Kelly he made £3 million more than I did :drool:

Biggles referred to her as a harlot and a woman of the night. :blush:
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And this comes complete with the most revolutionary guarantee in slenderizing history! :pizza: :smash:

Milan :pizza: :pizza: :pizza: is better than Napoli. :pizza:

No it's not, it's more Flemish than Italian :codger:

Yes, madam Sun&Moon. I'll speak to the makers personally, all right? :eyeroll:

You must have a hell of a hole in your net :madra:

I wonder where that fish has gone. It is a most elusive fish. :|

It could be carried by an African swallow! :angel:

Who's the bird? You got a nice pair, haven't you love? :smoke:

Just because he had bloody Grace Kelly he made £3 million more than I did :drool:

Biggles referred to her as a harlot and a woman of the night. :blush:

He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her... :coy:
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And this comes complete with the most revolutionary guarantee in slenderizing history! :pizza: :smash:

Milan :pizza: :pizza: :pizza: is better than Napoli. :pizza:

No it's not, it's more Flemish than Italian :codger:

Yes, madam Sun&Moon. I'll speak to the makers personally, all right? :eyeroll:

You must have a hell of a hole in your net :madra:

I wonder where that fish has gone. It is a most elusive fish. :|

It could be carried by an African swallow! :angel:

Who's the bird? You got a nice pair, haven't you love? :smoke:

Just because he had bloody Grace Kelly he made £3 million more than I did :drool:

Biggles referred to her as a harlot and a woman of the night. :blush:

He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her... :coy:

Oh dear, I'm sorry we've lost contact. :rage: We'll try and re-establish contact...
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And this comes complete with the most revolutionary guarantee in slenderizing history! :pizza: :smash:

Milan :pizza: :pizza: :pizza: is better than Napoli. :pizza:

No it's not, it's more Flemish than Italian :codger:

Yes, madam Sun&Moon. I'll speak to the makers personally, all right? :eyeroll:

You must have a hell of a hole in your net :madra:

I wonder where that fish has gone. It is a most elusive fish. :|

It could be carried by an African swallow! :angel:

Who's the bird? You got a nice pair, haven't you love? :smoke:

Just because he had bloody Grace Kelly he made £3 million more than I did :drool:

Biggles referred to her as a harlot and a woman of the night. :blush:

He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her... :coy:

Oh dear, I'm sorry we've lost contact. :rage: We'll try and re-establish contact...

How do you find the vicarage? :whipgirl:
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And this comes complete with the most revolutionary guarantee in slenderizing history! :pizza: :smash:

Milan :pizza: :pizza: :pizza: is better than Napoli. :pizza:

No it's not, it's more Flemish than Italian :codger:

Yes, madam Sun&Moon. I'll speak to the makers personally, all right? :eyeroll:

You must have a hell of a hole in your net :madra:

I wonder where that fish has gone. It is a most elusive fish. :|

It could be carried by an African swallow! :angel:

Who's the bird? You got a nice pair, haven't you love? :smoke:

Just because he had bloody Grace Kelly he made £3 million more than I did :drool:

Biggles referred to her as a harlot and a woman of the night. :blush:

He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her... :coy:

Oh dear, I'm sorry we've lost contact. :rage: We'll try and re-establish contact...

How do you find the vicarage? :whipgirl:

Well. there is a considerable financial advantage in using the services of El Mystico. :cool:
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And this comes complete with the most revolutionary guarantee in slenderizing history! :pizza: :smash:

Milan :pizza: :pizza: :pizza: is better than Napoli. :pizza:

No it's not, it's more Flemish than Italian :codger:

Yes, madam Sun&Moon. I'll speak to the makers personally, all right? :eyeroll:

You must have a hell of a hole in your net :madra:

I wonder where that fish has gone. It is a most elusive fish. :|

It could be carried by an African swallow! :angel:

Who's the bird? You got a nice pair, haven't you love? :smoke:

Just because he had bloody Grace Kelly he made £3 million more than I did :drool:

Biggles referred to her as a harlot and a woman of the night. :blush:

He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her... :coy:

Oh dear, I'm sorry we've lost contact. :rage: We'll try and re-establish contact...

How do you find the vicarage? :whipgirl:

Well. there is a considerable financial advantage in using the services of El Mystico. :cool:

North! Will you send for the Duke of Portland ... we have a financial matter to discuss :blush:
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And this comes complete with the most revolutionary guarantee in slenderizing history! :pizza: :smash:

Milan :pizza: :pizza: :pizza: is better than Napoli. :pizza:

No it's not, it's more Flemish than Italian :codger:

Yes, madam Sun&Moon. I'll speak to the makers personally, all right? :eyeroll:

You must have a hell of a hole in your net :madra:

I wonder where that fish has gone. It is a most elusive fish. :|

It could be carried by an African swallow! :angel:

Who's the bird? You got a nice pair, haven't you love? :smoke:

Just because he had bloody Grace Kelly he made £3 million more than I did :drool:

Biggles referred to her as a harlot and a woman of the night. :blush:

He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her... :coy:

Oh dear, I'm sorry we've lost contact. :rage: We'll try and re-establish contact...

How do you find the vicarage? :whipgirl:

Well. there is a considerable financial advantage in using the services of El Mystico. :cool:

North! Will you send for the Duke of Portland ... we have a financial matter to discuss :blush:

I'm afraid we couldn't accept your dog instead of your youngest child. We would like to suggest a brand new scheme of ours under which 51% of both your dog and your wife pass to us in the event of your suffering a serious accident. :16ton:
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And this comes complete with the most revolutionary guarantee in slenderizing history! :pizza: :smash:

Milan :pizza: :pizza: :pizza: is better than Napoli. :pizza:

No it's not, it's more Flemish than Italian :codger:

Yes, madam Sun&Moon. I'll speak to the makers personally, all right? :eyeroll:

You must have a hell of a hole in your net :madra:

I wonder where that fish has gone. It is a most elusive fish. :|

It could be carried by an African swallow! :angel:

Who's the bird? You got a nice pair, haven't you love? :smoke:

Just because he had bloody Grace Kelly he made £3 million more than I did :drool:

Biggles referred to her as a harlot and a woman of the night. :blush:

He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her... :coy:

Oh dear, I'm sorry we've lost contact. :rage: We'll try and re-establish contact...

How do you find the vicarage? :whipgirl:

Well. there is a considerable financial advantage in using the services of El Mystico. :cool:

North! Will you send for the Duke of Portland ... we have a financial matter to discuss :blush:

I'm afraid we couldn't accept your dog instead of your youngest child. We would like to suggest a brand new scheme of ours under which 51% of both your dog and your wife pass to us in the event of your suffering a serious accident. :16ton:

Yet fear, not like an aged florin, can so disseminate men's eyes, that fortune, straining at a kissing touch may stop her ceaseless search to sport amidst the rampant thrust of time, and bring the thing undone to pass by that with which the cock may chance an arm :yes:
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And this comes complete with the most revolutionary guarantee in slenderizing history! :pizza: :smash:

Milan :pizza: :pizza: :pizza: is better than Napoli. :pizza:

No it's not, it's more Flemish than Italian :codger:

Yes, madam Sun&Moon. I'll speak to the makers personally, all right? :eyeroll:

You must have a hell of a hole in your net :madra:

I wonder where that fish has gone. It is a most elusive fish. :|

It could be carried by an African swallow! :angel:

Who's the bird? You got a nice pair, haven't you love? :smoke:

Just because he had bloody Grace Kelly he made £3 million more than I did :drool:

Biggles referred to her as a harlot and a woman of the night. :blush:

He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her... :coy:

Oh dear, I'm sorry we've lost contact. :rage: We'll try and re-establish contact...

How do you find the vicarage? :whipgirl:

Well. there is a considerable financial advantage in using the services of El Mystico. :cool:

North! Will you send for the Duke of Portland ... we have a financial matter to discuss :blush:

I'm afraid we couldn't accept your dog instead of your youngest child. We would like to suggest a brand new scheme of ours under which 51% of both your dog and your wife pass to us in the event of your suffering a serious accident. :16ton:

Yet fear, not like an aged florin, can so disseminate men's eyes, that fortune, straining at a kissing touch may stop her ceaseless search to sport amidst the rampant thrust of time, and bring the thing undone to pass by that with which the cock may chance an arm :yes:

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy... :fuckwithadmin:
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And this comes complete with the most revolutionary guarantee in slenderizing history! :pizza: :smash:

Milan :pizza: :pizza: :pizza: is better than Napoli. :pizza:

No it's not, it's more Flemish than Italian :codger:

Yes, madam Sun&Moon. I'll speak to the makers personally, all right? :eyeroll:

You must have a hell of a hole in your net :madra:

I wonder where that fish has gone. It is a most elusive fish. :|

It could be carried by an African swallow! :angel:

Who's the bird? You got a nice pair, haven't you love? :smoke:

Just because he had bloody Grace Kelly he made £3 million more than I did :drool:

Biggles referred to her as a harlot and a woman of the night. :blush:

He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her... :coy:

Oh dear, I'm sorry we've lost contact. :rage: We'll try and re-establish contact...

How do you find the vicarage? :whipgirl:

Well. there is a considerable financial advantage in using the services of El Mystico. :cool:

North! Will you send for the Duke of Portland ... we have a financial matter to discuss :blush:

I'm afraid we couldn't accept your dog instead of your youngest child. We would like to suggest a brand new scheme of ours under which 51% of both your dog and your wife pass to us in the event of your suffering a serious accident. :16ton:

Yet fear, not like an aged florin, can so disseminate men's eyes, that fortune, straining at a kissing touch may stop her ceaseless search to sport amidst the rampant thrust of time, and bring the thing undone to pass by that with which the cock may chance an arm :yes:

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy... :fuckwithadmin:

We were wondering if you could see your way clear...to giving us...a quick... a quick... visual. Robert, will you take your trousers down? :popcorn:
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