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Doug was born in February 1929 and Dinsdale two weeks later, and again a week after that. :wacko:

Och ... well ... he wasna really a man, d'you ken ...

'Cos he's a woman, you see, so don't come that broken tibia talk with me! :bitchslap:

You ought to be careful, Colonel. 'Cos things break, don't they?

Can I have fifty pounds :drool: to mend the shed?

Get out! Get out! Get out! You... labourer!

:tsk: An engine driver me! With a chuff chuff chuff and a chuff chuff...

Some people have made the mistake of seeing Robert`s posts as a load of rubbish about railway timetables, but clever people like me, who talk loudly in restaurants, see this as a deliberate ambiguity, a plea for understanding in a mechanized world :yes:

Doug was born in February 1929 and Dinsdale two weeks later, and again a week after that. :wacko:

Och ... well ... he wasna really a man, d'you ken ...

'Cos he's a woman, you see, so don't come that broken tibia talk with me! :bitchslap:

You ought to be careful, Colonel. 'Cos things break, don't they?

Can I have fifty pounds :drool: to mend the shed?

Get out! Get out! Get out! You... labourer!

:tsk: An engine driver me! With a chuff chuff chuff and a chuff chuff...

Some people have made the mistake of seeing Robert`s posts as a load of rubbish about railway timetables, but clever people like me, who talk loudly in restaurants, see this as a deliberate ambiguity, a plea for understanding in a mechanized world :yes:

Not at all, sir...I've enjoyed being in it... :clap:

Well. We asked the first-night audience what they thought of this thread :facepalm:

Delightful, particularly the little :whipgirl: with the great big knockers.
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Doug was born in February 1929 and Dinsdale two weeks later, and again a week after that. :wacko:

Och ... well ... he wasna really a man, d'you ken ...

'Cos he's a woman, you see, so don't come that broken tibia talk with me! :bitchslap:

You ought to be careful, Colonel. 'Cos things break, don't they?

Can I have fifty pounds :drool: to mend the shed?

Get out! Get out! Get out! You... labourer!

:tsk: An engine driver me! With a chuff chuff chuff and a chuff chuff...

Some people have made the mistake of seeing Robert`s posts as a load of rubbish about railway timetables, but clever people like me, who talk loudly in restaurants, see this as a deliberate ambiguity, a plea for understanding in a mechanized world :yes:

Doug was born in February 1929 and Dinsdale two weeks later, and again a week after that. :wacko:

Och ... well ... he wasna really a man, d'you ken ...

'Cos he's a woman, you see, so don't come that broken tibia talk with me! :bitchslap:

You ought to be careful, Colonel. 'Cos things break, don't they?

Can I have fifty pounds :drool: to mend the shed?

Get out! Get out! Get out! You... labourer!

:tsk: An engine driver me! With a chuff chuff chuff and a chuff chuff...

Some people have made the mistake of seeing Robert`s posts as a load of rubbish about railway timetables, but clever people like me, who talk loudly in restaurants, see this as a deliberate ambiguity, a plea for understanding in a mechanized world :yes:

Not at all, sir...I've enjoyed being in it... :clap:

Well. We asked the first-night audience what they thought of this thread :facepalm:

Delightful, particularly the little :whipgirl: with the great big knockers.

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I... I am no longer infected.
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Doug was born in February 1929 and Dinsdale two weeks later, and again a week after that. :wacko:

Och ... well ... he wasna really a man, d'you ken ...

'Cos he's a woman, you see, so don't come that broken tibia talk with me! :bitchslap:

You ought to be careful, Colonel. 'Cos things break, don't they?

Can I have fifty pounds :drool: to mend the shed?

Get out! Get out! Get out! You... labourer!

:tsk: An engine driver me! With a chuff chuff chuff and a chuff chuff...

Some people have made the mistake of seeing Robert`s posts as a load of rubbish about railway timetables, but clever people like me, who talk loudly in restaurants, see this as a deliberate ambiguity, a plea for understanding in a mechanized world :yes:

Doug was born in February 1929 and Dinsdale two weeks later, and again a week after that. :wacko:

Och ... well ... he wasna really a man, d'you ken ...

'Cos he's a woman, you see, so don't come that broken tibia talk with me! :bitchslap:

You ought to be careful, Colonel. 'Cos things break, don't they?

Can I have fifty pounds :drool: to mend the shed?

Get out! Get out! Get out! You... labourer!

:tsk: An engine driver me! With a chuff chuff chuff and a chuff chuff...

Some people have made the mistake of seeing Robert`s posts as a load of rubbish about railway timetables, but clever people like me, who talk loudly in restaurants, see this as a deliberate ambiguity, a plea for understanding in a mechanized world :yes:

Not at all, sir...I've enjoyed being in it... :clap:

Well. We asked the first-night audience what they thought of this thread :facepalm:

Delightful, particularly the little :whipgirl: with the great big knockers.

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I... I am no longer infected.

Us being so close together for so many months in the Monty Python thread and yet never daring to... :blush:
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Have you always said things in a very roundabout way?

No, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate. :tsk:

Today saw the publication of the McGuffie Commission's controversial report on treatment of in-patients in north London hospitals.
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Have you always said things in a very roundabout way?

No, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate. :tsk:

Today saw the publication of the McGuffie Commission's controversial report on treatment of in-patients in north London hospitals.

When the time came for me to give my other arm I...I gave it gladly. I sang as they sawed it off. :blah:
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Have you always said things in a very roundabout way?

No, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate. :tsk:

Today saw the publication of the McGuffie Commission's controversial report on treatment of in-patients in north London hospitals.

When the time came for me to give my other arm I...I gave it gladly. I sang as they sawed it off. :blah:

Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...
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Have you always said things in a very roundabout way?

No, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate. :tsk:

Today saw the publication of the McGuffie Commission's controversial report on treatment of in-patients in north London hospitals.

When the time came for me to give my other arm I...I gave it gladly. I sang as they sawed it off. :blah:

Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...

We wouldn't do it...not for food anyway. ;)
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Have you always said things in a very roundabout way?

No, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate. :tsk:

Today saw the publication of the McGuffie Commission's controversial report on treatment of in-patients in north London hospitals.

When the time came for me to give my other arm I...I gave it gladly. I sang as they sawed it off. :blah:

Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...

We wouldn't do it...not for food anyway. ;)

Disgusting! Right. Men, the chase is on. Now we should all kneel.
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Have you always said things in a very roundabout way?

No, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate. :tsk:

Today saw the publication of the McGuffie Commission's controversial report on treatment of in-patients in north London hospitals.

When the time came for me to give my other arm I...I gave it gladly. I sang as they sawed it off. :blah:

Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...

We wouldn't do it...not for food anyway. ;)

Disgusting! Right. Men, the chase is on. Now we should all kneel.

And now they're under starter's orders...uno, dos, tres, quattro... :ph34r:
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Have you always said things in a very roundabout way?

No, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate. :tsk:

Today saw the publication of the McGuffie Commission's controversial report on treatment of in-patients in north London hospitals.

When the time came for me to give my other arm I...I gave it gladly. I sang as they sawed it off. :blah:

Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...

We wouldn't do it...not for food anyway. ;)

Disgusting! Right. Men, the chase is on. Now we should all kneel.

And now they're under starter's orders...uno, dos, tres, quattro... :ph34r:

What page in the script?
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Have you always said things in a very roundabout way?

No, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate. :tsk:

Today saw the publication of the McGuffie Commission's controversial report on treatment of in-patients in north London hospitals.

When the time came for me to give my other arm I...I gave it gladly. I sang as they sawed it off. :blah:

Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...

We wouldn't do it...not for food anyway. ;)

Disgusting! Right. Men, the chase is on. Now we should all kneel.

And now they're under starter's orders...uno, dos, tres, quattro... :ph34r:

What page in the script?

You wouldn't have to do anything, just open the door and that's it. :huh:
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Have you always said things in a very roundabout way?

No, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate. :tsk:

Today saw the publication of the McGuffie Commission's controversial report on treatment of in-patients in north London hospitals.

When the time came for me to give my other arm I...I gave it gladly. I sang as they sawed it off. :blah:

Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...

We wouldn't do it...not for food anyway. ;)

Disgusting! Right. Men, the chase is on. Now we should all kneel.

And now they're under starter's orders...uno, dos, tres, quattro... :ph34r:

What page in the script?

You wouldn't have to do anything, just open the door and that's it. :huh:

Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.
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Have you always said things in a very roundabout way?

No, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate. :tsk:

Today saw the publication of the McGuffie Commission's controversial report on treatment of in-patients in north London hospitals.

When the time came for me to give my other arm I...I gave it gladly. I sang as they sawed it off. :blah:

Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...

We wouldn't do it...not for food anyway. ;)

Disgusting! Right. Men, the chase is on. Now we should all kneel.

And now they're under starter's orders...uno, dos, tres, quattro... :ph34r:

What page in the script?

You wouldn't have to do anything, just open the door and that's it. :huh:

Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.

The pet shop owner's brother was lying. :moon:
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Have you always said things in a very roundabout way?

No, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate. :tsk:

Today saw the publication of the McGuffie Commission's controversial report on treatment of in-patients in north London hospitals.

When the time came for me to give my other arm I...I gave it gladly. I sang as they sawed it off. :blah:

Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...

We wouldn't do it...not for food anyway. ;)

Disgusting! Right. Men, the chase is on. Now we should all kneel.

And now they're under starter's orders...uno, dos, tres, quattro... :ph34r:

What page in the script?

You wouldn't have to do anything, just open the door and that's it. :huh:

Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.

The pet shop owner's brother was lying. :moon:

Well... er... Mr Montgolfier... let's not beat around the bush ... my... dukes and I are very busy men. What we'd like to do is see the plans of your proposed balloon... if that's at all possible.
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Have you always said things in a very roundabout way?

No, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate. :tsk:

Today saw the publication of the McGuffie Commission's controversial report on treatment of in-patients in north London hospitals.

When the time came for me to give my other arm I...I gave it gladly. I sang as they sawed it off. :blah:

Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...

We wouldn't do it...not for food anyway. ;)

Disgusting! Right. Men, the chase is on. Now we should all kneel.

And now they're under starter's orders...uno, dos, tres, quattro... :ph34r:

What page in the script?

You wouldn't have to do anything, just open the door and that's it. :huh:

Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.

The pet shop owner's brother was lying. :moon:

Well... er... Mr Montgolfier... let's not beat around the bush ... my... dukes and I are very busy men. What we'd like to do is see the plans of your proposed balloon... if that's at all possible.

And what exactly are the commercial possibilities of :yay: aviation?
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Have you always said things in a very roundabout way?

No, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate. :tsk:

Today saw the publication of the McGuffie Commission's controversial report on treatment of in-patients in north London hospitals.

When the time came for me to give my other arm I...I gave it gladly. I sang as they sawed it off. :blah:

Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...

We wouldn't do it...not for food anyway. ;)

Disgusting! Right. Men, the chase is on. Now we should all kneel.

And now they're under starter's orders...uno, dos, tres, quattro... :ph34r:

What page in the script?

You wouldn't have to do anything, just open the door and that's it. :huh:

Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.

The pet shop owner's brother was lying. :moon:

Well... er... Mr Montgolfier... let's not beat around the bush ... my... dukes and I are very busy men. What we'd like to do is see the plans of your proposed balloon... if that's at all possible.

And what exactly are the commercial possibilities of :yay: aviation?

Trading was crisp at the start of the day with some brisk business on the floor. Rubber hardened and string remained confident.
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Have you always said things in a very roundabout way?

No, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate. :tsk:

Today saw the publication of the McGuffie Commission's controversial report on treatment of in-patients in north London hospitals.

When the time came for me to give my other arm I...I gave it gladly. I sang as they sawed it off. :blah:

Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...

We wouldn't do it...not for food anyway. ;)

Disgusting! Right. Men, the chase is on. Now we should all kneel.

And now they're under starter's orders...uno, dos, tres, quattro... :ph34r:

What page in the script?

You wouldn't have to do anything, just open the door and that's it. :huh:

Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.

The pet shop owner's brother was lying. :moon:

Well... er... Mr Montgolfier... let's not beat around the bush ... my... dukes and I are very busy men. What we'd like to do is see the plans of your proposed balloon... if that's at all possible.

And what exactly are the commercial possibilities of :yay: aviation?

Trading was crisp at the start of the day with some brisk business on the floor. Rubber hardened and string remained confident.

I object strongly to the posts in this thread. They are clearly not written by the general public and are merely included for a cheap laugh. Yours sincerely, Robert Knickers. :hi:
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Have you always said things in a very roundabout way?

No, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate. :tsk:

Today saw the publication of the McGuffie Commission's controversial report on treatment of in-patients in north London hospitals.

When the time came for me to give my other arm I...I gave it gladly. I sang as they sawed it off. :blah:

Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...

We wouldn't do it...not for food anyway. ;)

Disgusting! Right. Men, the chase is on. Now we should all kneel.

And now they're under starter's orders...uno, dos, tres, quattro... :ph34r:

What page in the script?

You wouldn't have to do anything, just open the door and that's it. :huh:

Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.

The pet shop owner's brother was lying. :moon:

Well... er... Mr Montgolfier... let's not beat around the bush ... my... dukes and I are very busy men. What we'd like to do is see the plans of your proposed balloon... if that's at all possible.

And what exactly are the commercial possibilities of :yay: aviation?

Trading was crisp at the start of the day with some brisk business on the floor. Rubber hardened and string remained confident.

I object strongly to the posts in this thread. They are clearly not written by the general public and are merely included for a cheap laugh. Yours sincerely, Robert Knickers. :hi:

Well I personally think Robert`s masterwork is an allegory of man's search for commitment :moose:
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Have you always said things in a very roundabout way?

No, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate. :tsk:

Today saw the publication of the McGuffie Commission's controversial report on treatment of in-patients in north London hospitals.

When the time came for me to give my other arm I...I gave it gladly. I sang as they sawed it off. :blah:

Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...

We wouldn't do it...not for food anyway. ;)

Disgusting! Right. Men, the chase is on. Now we should all kneel.

And now they're under starter's orders...uno, dos, tres, quattro... :ph34r:

What page in the script?

You wouldn't have to do anything, just open the door and that's it. :huh:

Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.

The pet shop owner's brother was lying. :moon:

Well... er... Mr Montgolfier... let's not beat around the bush ... my... dukes and I are very busy men. What we'd like to do is see the plans of your proposed balloon... if that's at all possible.

And what exactly are the commercial possibilities of :yay: aviation?

Trading was crisp at the start of the day with some brisk business on the floor. Rubber hardened and string remained confident.

I object strongly to the posts in this thread. They are clearly not written by the general public and are merely included for a cheap laugh. Yours sincerely, Robert Knickers. :hi:

Well I personally think Robert`s masterwork is an allegory of man's search for commitment :moose:

I want to marry you too sir, but it's not as simple as that. :whipgirl:
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Have you always said things in a very roundabout way?

No, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate. :tsk:

Today saw the publication of the McGuffie Commission's controversial report on treatment of in-patients in north London hospitals.

When the time came for me to give my other arm I...I gave it gladly. I sang as they sawed it off. :blah:

Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...

We wouldn't do it...not for food anyway. ;)

Disgusting! Right. Men, the chase is on. Now we should all kneel.

And now they're under starter's orders...uno, dos, tres, quattro... :ph34r:

What page in the script?

You wouldn't have to do anything, just open the door and that's it. :huh:

Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.

The pet shop owner's brother was lying. :moon:

Well... er... Mr Montgolfier... let's not beat around the bush ... my... dukes and I are very busy men. What we'd like to do is see the plans of your proposed balloon... if that's at all possible.

And what exactly are the commercial possibilities of :yay: aviation?

Trading was crisp at the start of the day with some brisk business on the floor. Rubber hardened and string remained confident.

I object strongly to the posts in this thread. They are clearly not written by the general public and are merely included for a cheap laugh. Yours sincerely, Robert Knickers. :hi:

Well I personally think Robert`s masterwork is an allegory of man's search for commitment :moose:

I want to marry you too sir, but it's not as simple as that. :whipgirl:

Yes, but I've had the excess nipples woppled to remove tamping.
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Have you always said things in a very roundabout way?

No, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate. :tsk:

Today saw the publication of the McGuffie Commission's controversial report on treatment of in-patients in north London hospitals.

When the time came for me to give my other arm I...I gave it gladly. I sang as they sawed it off. :blah:

Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...

We wouldn't do it...not for food anyway. ;)

Disgusting! Right. Men, the chase is on. Now we should all kneel.

And now they're under starter's orders...uno, dos, tres, quattro... :ph34r:

What page in the script?

You wouldn't have to do anything, just open the door and that's it. :huh:

Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.

The pet shop owner's brother was lying. :moon:

Well... er... Mr Montgolfier... let's not beat around the bush ... my... dukes and I are very busy men. What we'd like to do is see the plans of your proposed balloon... if that's at all possible.

And what exactly are the commercial possibilities of :yay: aviation?

Trading was crisp at the start of the day with some brisk business on the floor. Rubber hardened and string remained confident.

I object strongly to the posts in this thread. They are clearly not written by the general public and are merely included for a cheap laugh. Yours sincerely, Robert Knickers. :hi:

Well I personally think Robert`s masterwork is an allegory of man's search for commitment :moose:

I want to marry you too sir, but it's not as simple as that. :whipgirl:

Yes, but I've had the excess nipples woppled to remove tamping.

Make what you like, Boskovitch, it won't help you in court. :tsk:
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Have you always said things in a very roundabout way?

No, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate. :tsk:

Today saw the publication of the McGuffie Commission's controversial report on treatment of in-patients in north London hospitals.

When the time came for me to give my other arm I...I gave it gladly. I sang as they sawed it off. :blah:

Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...

We wouldn't do it...not for food anyway. ;)

Disgusting! Right. Men, the chase is on. Now we should all kneel.

And now they're under starter's orders...uno, dos, tres, quattro... :ph34r:

What page in the script?

You wouldn't have to do anything, just open the door and that's it. :huh:

Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.

The pet shop owner's brother was lying. :moon:

Well... er... Mr Montgolfier... let's not beat around the bush ... my... dukes and I are very busy men. What we'd like to do is see the plans of your proposed balloon... if that's at all possible.

And what exactly are the commercial possibilities of :yay: aviation?

Trading was crisp at the start of the day with some brisk business on the floor. Rubber hardened and string remained confident.

I object strongly to the posts in this thread. They are clearly not written by the general public and are merely included for a cheap laugh. Yours sincerely, Robert Knickers. :hi:

Well I personally think Robert`s masterwork is an allegory of man's search for commitment :moose:

I want to marry you too sir, but it's not as simple as that. :whipgirl:

Yes, but I've had the excess nipples woppled to remove tamping.

Make what you like, Boskovitch, it won't help you in court. :tsk:

Oh no, that's next door. It's being-hit-on-the-head lessons in here.
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