blackhawkrush Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 Doug was born in February 1929 and Dinsdale two weeks later, and again a week after that. :wacko:Och ... well ... he wasna really a man, d'you ken ...'Cos he's a woman, you see, so don't come that broken tibia talk with me! :bitchslap:You ought to be careful, Colonel. 'Cos things break, don't they?Can I have fifty pounds :drool: to mend the shed?Get out! Get out! Get out! You... labourer! :tsk: An engine driver me! With a chuff chuff chuff and a chuff chuff...Some people have made the mistake of seeing Robert`s posts as a load of rubbish about railway timetables, but clever people like me, who talk loudly in restaurants, see this as a deliberate ambiguity, a plea for understanding in a mechanized world :yes:Doug was born in February 1929 and Dinsdale two weeks later, and again a week after that. :wacko:Och ... well ... he wasna really a man, d'you ken ...'Cos he's a woman, you see, so don't come that broken tibia talk with me! :bitchslap:You ought to be careful, Colonel. 'Cos things break, don't they?Can I have fifty pounds :drool: to mend the shed?Get out! Get out! Get out! You... labourer! :tsk: An engine driver me! With a chuff chuff chuff and a chuff chuff...Some people have made the mistake of seeing Robert`s posts as a load of rubbish about railway timetables, but clever people like me, who talk loudly in restaurants, see this as a deliberate ambiguity, a plea for understanding in a mechanized world :yes:Not at all, sir...I've enjoyed being in it... :clap:Well. We asked the first-night audience what they thought of this thread :facepalm:Delightful, particularly the little :whipgirl: with the great big knockers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 25, 2021 Author Share Posted November 25, 2021 Doug was born in February 1929 and Dinsdale two weeks later, and again a week after that. :wacko:Och ... well ... he wasna really a man, d'you ken ...'Cos he's a woman, you see, so don't come that broken tibia talk with me! :bitchslap:You ought to be careful, Colonel. 'Cos things break, don't they?Can I have fifty pounds :drool: to mend the shed?Get out! Get out! Get out! You... labourer! :tsk: An engine driver me! With a chuff chuff chuff and a chuff chuff...Some people have made the mistake of seeing Robert`s posts as a load of rubbish about railway timetables, but clever people like me, who talk loudly in restaurants, see this as a deliberate ambiguity, a plea for understanding in a mechanized world :yes:Doug was born in February 1929 and Dinsdale two weeks later, and again a week after that. :wacko:Och ... well ... he wasna really a man, d'you ken ...'Cos he's a woman, you see, so don't come that broken tibia talk with me! :bitchslap:You ought to be careful, Colonel. 'Cos things break, don't they?Can I have fifty pounds :drool: to mend the shed?Get out! Get out! Get out! You... labourer! :tsk: An engine driver me! With a chuff chuff chuff and a chuff chuff...Some people have made the mistake of seeing Robert`s posts as a load of rubbish about railway timetables, but clever people like me, who talk loudly in restaurants, see this as a deliberate ambiguity, a plea for understanding in a mechanized world :yes:Not at all, sir...I've enjoyed being in it... :clap:Well. We asked the first-night audience what they thought of this thread :facepalm:Delightful, particularly the little :whipgirl: with the great big knockers.If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I... I am no longer infected. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 Doug was born in February 1929 and Dinsdale two weeks later, and again a week after that. :wacko:Och ... well ... he wasna really a man, d'you ken ...'Cos he's a woman, you see, so don't come that broken tibia talk with me! :bitchslap:You ought to be careful, Colonel. 'Cos things break, don't they?Can I have fifty pounds :drool: to mend the shed?Get out! Get out! Get out! You... labourer! :tsk: An engine driver me! With a chuff chuff chuff and a chuff chuff...Some people have made the mistake of seeing Robert`s posts as a load of rubbish about railway timetables, but clever people like me, who talk loudly in restaurants, see this as a deliberate ambiguity, a plea for understanding in a mechanized world :yes:Doug was born in February 1929 and Dinsdale two weeks later, and again a week after that. :wacko:Och ... well ... he wasna really a man, d'you ken ...'Cos he's a woman, you see, so don't come that broken tibia talk with me! :bitchslap:You ought to be careful, Colonel. 'Cos things break, don't they?Can I have fifty pounds :drool: to mend the shed?Get out! Get out! Get out! You... labourer! :tsk: An engine driver me! With a chuff chuff chuff and a chuff chuff...Some people have made the mistake of seeing Robert`s posts as a load of rubbish about railway timetables, but clever people like me, who talk loudly in restaurants, see this as a deliberate ambiguity, a plea for understanding in a mechanized world :yes:Not at all, sir...I've enjoyed being in it... :clap:Well. We asked the first-night audience what they thought of this thread :facepalm:Delightful, particularly the little :whipgirl: with the great big knockers.If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I... I am no longer infected.Us being so close together for so many months in the Monty Python thread and yet never daring to... :blush: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 26, 2021 Author Share Posted November 26, 2021 Have you always said things in a very roundabout way? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 Have you always said things in a very roundabout way? No, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate. :tsk: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 2, 2021 Author Share Posted December 2, 2021 Have you always said things in a very roundabout way? No, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate. :tsk:Today saw the publication of the McGuffie Commission's controversial report on treatment of in-patients in north London hospitals. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 Have you always said things in a very roundabout way? No, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate. :tsk:Today saw the publication of the McGuffie Commission's controversial report on treatment of in-patients in north London hospitals.When the time came for me to give my other arm I...I gave it gladly. I sang as they sawed it off. :blah: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 2, 2021 Author Share Posted December 2, 2021 Have you always said things in a very roundabout way? No, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate. :tsk:Today saw the publication of the McGuffie Commission's controversial report on treatment of in-patients in north London hospitals.When the time came for me to give my other arm I...I gave it gladly. I sang as they sawed it off. :blah:Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 Have you always said things in a very roundabout way? No, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate. :tsk:Today saw the publication of the McGuffie Commission's controversial report on treatment of in-patients in north London hospitals.When the time came for me to give my other arm I...I gave it gladly. I sang as they sawed it off. :blah:Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...We wouldn't do it...not for food anyway. ;) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 3, 2021 Author Share Posted December 3, 2021 Have you always said things in a very roundabout way? No, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate. :tsk:Today saw the publication of the McGuffie Commission's controversial report on treatment of in-patients in north London hospitals.When the time came for me to give my other arm I...I gave it gladly. I sang as they sawed it off. :blah:Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...We wouldn't do it...not for food anyway. ;)Disgusting! Right. Men, the chase is on. Now we should all kneel. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 Have you always said things in a very roundabout way? No, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate. :tsk:Today saw the publication of the McGuffie Commission's controversial report on treatment of in-patients in north London hospitals.When the time came for me to give my other arm I...I gave it gladly. I sang as they sawed it off. :blah:Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...We wouldn't do it...not for food anyway. ;)Disgusting! Right. Men, the chase is on. Now we should all kneel.And now they're under starter's orders...uno, dos, tres, quattro... :ph34r: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 3, 2021 Author Share Posted December 3, 2021 Have you always said things in a very roundabout way? No, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate. :tsk:Today saw the publication of the McGuffie Commission's controversial report on treatment of in-patients in north London hospitals.When the time came for me to give my other arm I...I gave it gladly. I sang as they sawed it off. :blah:Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...We wouldn't do it...not for food anyway. ;)Disgusting! Right. Men, the chase is on. Now we should all kneel.And now they're under starter's orders...uno, dos, tres, quattro... :ph34r:What page in the script? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 Have you always said things in a very roundabout way? No, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate. :tsk:Today saw the publication of the McGuffie Commission's controversial report on treatment of in-patients in north London hospitals.When the time came for me to give my other arm I...I gave it gladly. I sang as they sawed it off. :blah:Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...We wouldn't do it...not for food anyway. ;)Disgusting! Right. Men, the chase is on. Now we should all kneel.And now they're under starter's orders...uno, dos, tres, quattro... :ph34r:What page in the script?You wouldn't have to do anything, just open the door and that's it. :huh: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 4, 2021 Author Share Posted December 4, 2021 Have you always said things in a very roundabout way? No, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate. :tsk:Today saw the publication of the McGuffie Commission's controversial report on treatment of in-patients in north London hospitals.When the time came for me to give my other arm I...I gave it gladly. I sang as they sawed it off. :blah:Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...We wouldn't do it...not for food anyway. ;)Disgusting! Right. Men, the chase is on. Now we should all kneel.And now they're under starter's orders...uno, dos, tres, quattro... :ph34r:What page in the script?You wouldn't have to do anything, just open the door and that's it. :huh:Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 Have you always said things in a very roundabout way? No, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate. :tsk:Today saw the publication of the McGuffie Commission's controversial report on treatment of in-patients in north London hospitals.When the time came for me to give my other arm I...I gave it gladly. I sang as they sawed it off. :blah:Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...We wouldn't do it...not for food anyway. ;)Disgusting! Right. Men, the chase is on. Now we should all kneel.And now they're under starter's orders...uno, dos, tres, quattro... :ph34r:What page in the script?You wouldn't have to do anything, just open the door and that's it. :huh:Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.The pet shop owner's brother was lying. :moon: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 4, 2021 Author Share Posted December 4, 2021 Have you always said things in a very roundabout way? No, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate. :tsk:Today saw the publication of the McGuffie Commission's controversial report on treatment of in-patients in north London hospitals.When the time came for me to give my other arm I...I gave it gladly. I sang as they sawed it off. :blah:Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...We wouldn't do it...not for food anyway. ;)Disgusting! Right. Men, the chase is on. Now we should all kneel.And now they're under starter's orders...uno, dos, tres, quattro... :ph34r:What page in the script?You wouldn't have to do anything, just open the door and that's it. :huh:Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.The pet shop owner's brother was lying. :moon:Well... er... Mr Montgolfier... let's not beat around the bush ... my... dukes and I are very busy men. What we'd like to do is see the plans of your proposed balloon... if that's at all possible. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 Have you always said things in a very roundabout way? No, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate. :tsk:Today saw the publication of the McGuffie Commission's controversial report on treatment of in-patients in north London hospitals.When the time came for me to give my other arm I...I gave it gladly. I sang as they sawed it off. :blah:Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...We wouldn't do it...not for food anyway. ;)Disgusting! Right. Men, the chase is on. Now we should all kneel.And now they're under starter's orders...uno, dos, tres, quattro... :ph34r:What page in the script?You wouldn't have to do anything, just open the door and that's it. :huh:Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.The pet shop owner's brother was lying. :moon:Well... er... Mr Montgolfier... let's not beat around the bush ... my... dukes and I are very busy men. What we'd like to do is see the plans of your proposed balloon... if that's at all possible.And what exactly are the commercial possibilities of :yay: aviation? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 4, 2021 Author Share Posted December 4, 2021 Have you always said things in a very roundabout way? No, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate. :tsk:Today saw the publication of the McGuffie Commission's controversial report on treatment of in-patients in north London hospitals.When the time came for me to give my other arm I...I gave it gladly. I sang as they sawed it off. :blah:Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...We wouldn't do it...not for food anyway. ;)Disgusting! Right. Men, the chase is on. Now we should all kneel.And now they're under starter's orders...uno, dos, tres, quattro... :ph34r:What page in the script?You wouldn't have to do anything, just open the door and that's it. :huh:Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.The pet shop owner's brother was lying. :moon:Well... er... Mr Montgolfier... let's not beat around the bush ... my... dukes and I are very busy men. What we'd like to do is see the plans of your proposed balloon... if that's at all possible.And what exactly are the commercial possibilities of :yay: aviation?Trading was crisp at the start of the day with some brisk business on the floor. Rubber hardened and string remained confident. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 Have you always said things in a very roundabout way? No, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate. :tsk:Today saw the publication of the McGuffie Commission's controversial report on treatment of in-patients in north London hospitals.When the time came for me to give my other arm I...I gave it gladly. I sang as they sawed it off. :blah:Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...We wouldn't do it...not for food anyway. ;)Disgusting! Right. Men, the chase is on. Now we should all kneel.And now they're under starter's orders...uno, dos, tres, quattro... :ph34r:What page in the script?You wouldn't have to do anything, just open the door and that's it. :huh:Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.The pet shop owner's brother was lying. :moon:Well... er... Mr Montgolfier... let's not beat around the bush ... my... dukes and I are very busy men. What we'd like to do is see the plans of your proposed balloon... if that's at all possible.And what exactly are the commercial possibilities of :yay: aviation?Trading was crisp at the start of the day with some brisk business on the floor. Rubber hardened and string remained confident.I object strongly to the posts in this thread. They are clearly not written by the general public and are merely included for a cheap laugh. Yours sincerely, Robert Knickers. :hi: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 4, 2021 Author Share Posted December 4, 2021 Have you always said things in a very roundabout way? No, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate. :tsk:Today saw the publication of the McGuffie Commission's controversial report on treatment of in-patients in north London hospitals.When the time came for me to give my other arm I...I gave it gladly. I sang as they sawed it off. :blah:Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...We wouldn't do it...not for food anyway. ;)Disgusting! Right. Men, the chase is on. Now we should all kneel.And now they're under starter's orders...uno, dos, tres, quattro... :ph34r:What page in the script?You wouldn't have to do anything, just open the door and that's it. :huh:Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.The pet shop owner's brother was lying. :moon:Well... er... Mr Montgolfier... let's not beat around the bush ... my... dukes and I are very busy men. What we'd like to do is see the plans of your proposed balloon... if that's at all possible.And what exactly are the commercial possibilities of :yay: aviation?Trading was crisp at the start of the day with some brisk business on the floor. Rubber hardened and string remained confident.I object strongly to the posts in this thread. They are clearly not written by the general public and are merely included for a cheap laugh. Yours sincerely, Robert Knickers. :hi:Well I personally think Robert`s masterwork is an allegory of man's search for commitment :moose: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 Have you always said things in a very roundabout way? No, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate. :tsk:Today saw the publication of the McGuffie Commission's controversial report on treatment of in-patients in north London hospitals.When the time came for me to give my other arm I...I gave it gladly. I sang as they sawed it off. :blah:Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...We wouldn't do it...not for food anyway. ;)Disgusting! Right. Men, the chase is on. Now we should all kneel.And now they're under starter's orders...uno, dos, tres, quattro... :ph34r:What page in the script?You wouldn't have to do anything, just open the door and that's it. :huh:Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.The pet shop owner's brother was lying. :moon:Well... er... Mr Montgolfier... let's not beat around the bush ... my... dukes and I are very busy men. What we'd like to do is see the plans of your proposed balloon... if that's at all possible.And what exactly are the commercial possibilities of :yay: aviation?Trading was crisp at the start of the day with some brisk business on the floor. Rubber hardened and string remained confident.I object strongly to the posts in this thread. They are clearly not written by the general public and are merely included for a cheap laugh. Yours sincerely, Robert Knickers. :hi:Well I personally think Robert`s masterwork is an allegory of man's search for commitment :moose:I want to marry you too sir, but it's not as simple as that. :whipgirl: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 4, 2021 Author Share Posted December 4, 2021 Have you always said things in a very roundabout way? No, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate. :tsk:Today saw the publication of the McGuffie Commission's controversial report on treatment of in-patients in north London hospitals.When the time came for me to give my other arm I...I gave it gladly. I sang as they sawed it off. :blah:Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...We wouldn't do it...not for food anyway. ;)Disgusting! Right. Men, the chase is on. Now we should all kneel.And now they're under starter's orders...uno, dos, tres, quattro... :ph34r:What page in the script?You wouldn't have to do anything, just open the door and that's it. :huh:Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.The pet shop owner's brother was lying. :moon:Well... er... Mr Montgolfier... let's not beat around the bush ... my... dukes and I are very busy men. What we'd like to do is see the plans of your proposed balloon... if that's at all possible.And what exactly are the commercial possibilities of :yay: aviation?Trading was crisp at the start of the day with some brisk business on the floor. Rubber hardened and string remained confident.I object strongly to the posts in this thread. They are clearly not written by the general public and are merely included for a cheap laugh. Yours sincerely, Robert Knickers. :hi:Well I personally think Robert`s masterwork is an allegory of man's search for commitment :moose:I want to marry you too sir, but it's not as simple as that. :whipgirl:Yes, but I've had the excess nipples woppled to remove tamping. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 Have you always said things in a very roundabout way? No, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate. :tsk:Today saw the publication of the McGuffie Commission's controversial report on treatment of in-patients in north London hospitals.When the time came for me to give my other arm I...I gave it gladly. I sang as they sawed it off. :blah:Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...We wouldn't do it...not for food anyway. ;)Disgusting! Right. Men, the chase is on. Now we should all kneel.And now they're under starter's orders...uno, dos, tres, quattro... :ph34r:What page in the script?You wouldn't have to do anything, just open the door and that's it. :huh:Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.The pet shop owner's brother was lying. :moon:Well... er... Mr Montgolfier... let's not beat around the bush ... my... dukes and I are very busy men. What we'd like to do is see the plans of your proposed balloon... if that's at all possible.And what exactly are the commercial possibilities of :yay: aviation?Trading was crisp at the start of the day with some brisk business on the floor. Rubber hardened and string remained confident.I object strongly to the posts in this thread. They are clearly not written by the general public and are merely included for a cheap laugh. Yours sincerely, Robert Knickers. :hi:Well I personally think Robert`s masterwork is an allegory of man's search for commitment :moose:I want to marry you too sir, but it's not as simple as that. :whipgirl:Yes, but I've had the excess nipples woppled to remove tamping.Make what you like, Boskovitch, it won't help you in court. :tsk: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 5, 2021 Author Share Posted December 5, 2021 Have you always said things in a very roundabout way? No, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate. :tsk:Today saw the publication of the McGuffie Commission's controversial report on treatment of in-patients in north London hospitals.When the time came for me to give my other arm I...I gave it gladly. I sang as they sawed it off. :blah:Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...We wouldn't do it...not for food anyway. ;)Disgusting! Right. Men, the chase is on. Now we should all kneel.And now they're under starter's orders...uno, dos, tres, quattro... :ph34r:What page in the script?You wouldn't have to do anything, just open the door and that's it. :huh:Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.The pet shop owner's brother was lying. :moon:Well... er... Mr Montgolfier... let's not beat around the bush ... my... dukes and I are very busy men. What we'd like to do is see the plans of your proposed balloon... if that's at all possible.And what exactly are the commercial possibilities of :yay: aviation?Trading was crisp at the start of the day with some brisk business on the floor. Rubber hardened and string remained confident.I object strongly to the posts in this thread. They are clearly not written by the general public and are merely included for a cheap laugh. Yours sincerely, Robert Knickers. :hi:Well I personally think Robert`s masterwork is an allegory of man's search for commitment :moose:I want to marry you too sir, but it's not as simple as that. :whipgirl:Yes, but I've had the excess nipples woppled to remove tamping.Make what you like, Boskovitch, it won't help you in court. :tsk:Oh no, that's next door. It's being-hit-on-the-head lessons in here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 And placed they the bits in little pots. :rose: Here endeth the lesson. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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