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How could you miss, 73? :blink: Go and practice. I'm so sorry, Ibanez. Do you mind waiting in SOCN?

You find it's easy to make yourself invisible. You can defy time and space, and you can turn violent criminals into frogs.

Oh yes, I am most certainly invisible. People pass me by in the street without a glance in my direction. Even now you yourself, you do hardly notice me.

This often ignored minority is very rarely brought to the attention of the general public. The average man in the street scarcely gives a second thought to these extremely well-off people.

Er...I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker. :cool:

Must be a king. He hasn't got shit all over him.
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How could you miss, 73? :blink: Go and practice. I'm so sorry, Ibanez. Do you mind waiting in SOCN?

You find it's easy to make yourself invisible. You can defy time and space, and you can turn violent criminals into frogs.

Oh yes, I am most certainly invisible. People pass me by in the street without a glance in my direction. Even now you yourself, you do hardly notice me.

This often ignored minority is very rarely brought to the attention of the general public. The average man in the street scarcely gives a second thought to these extremely well-off people.

Er...I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker. :cool:

Must be a king. He hasn't got shit all over him.

Blackhawkrush, a man who is so totally and utterly wonderful, that I would rather be sealed in a pit of my own filth, than dare tread on the same forum with him.

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How could you miss, 73? :blink: Go and practice. I'm so sorry, Ibanez. Do you mind waiting in SOCN?

You find it's easy to make yourself invisible. You can defy time and space, and you can turn violent criminals into frogs.

Oh yes, I am most certainly invisible. People pass me by in the street without a glance in my direction. Even now you yourself, you do hardly notice me.

This often ignored minority is very rarely brought to the attention of the general public. The average man in the street scarcely gives a second thought to these extremely well-off people.

Er...I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker. :cool:

Must be a king. He hasn't got shit all over him.

Blackhawkrush, a man who is so totally and utterly wonderful, that I would rather be sealed in a pit of my own filth, than dare tread on the same forum with him.

I asked Ken 73 Verybigliar the advantages of hypnosis compared to other building methods... :popcorn:
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How could you miss, 73? :blink: Go and practice. I'm so sorry, Ibanez. Do you mind waiting in SOCN?

You find it's easy to make yourself invisible. You can defy time and space, and you can turn violent criminals into frogs.

Oh yes, I am most certainly invisible. People pass me by in the street without a glance in my direction. Even now you yourself, you do hardly notice me.

This often ignored minority is very rarely brought to the attention of the general public. The average man in the street scarcely gives a second thought to these extremely well-off people.

Er...I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker. :cool:

Must be a king. He hasn't got shit all over him.

Blackhawkrush, a man who is so totally and utterly wonderful, that I would rather be sealed in a pit of my own filth, than dare tread on the same forum with him.

I asked Ken 73 Verybigliar the advantages of hypnosis compared to other building methods... :popcorn:

Did you see somebody go past the window?
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How could you miss, 73? :blink: Go and practice. I'm so sorry, Ibanez. Do you mind waiting in SOCN?

You find it's easy to make yourself invisible. You can defy time and space, and you can turn violent criminals into frogs.

Oh yes, I am most certainly invisible. People pass me by in the street without a glance in my direction. Even now you yourself, you do hardly notice me.

This often ignored minority is very rarely brought to the attention of the general public. The average man in the street scarcely gives a second thought to these extremely well-off people.

Er...I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker. :cool:

Must be a king. He hasn't got shit all over him.

Blackhawkrush, a man who is so totally and utterly wonderful, that I would rather be sealed in a pit of my own filth, than dare tread on the same forum with him.

I asked Ken 73 Verybigliar the advantages of hypnosis compared to other building methods... :popcorn:

Did you see somebody go past the window?

Oh no dear, it was just the electric blanket switching off. :unsure:
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How could you miss, 73? :blink: Go and practice. I'm so sorry, Ibanez. Do you mind waiting in SOCN?

You find it's easy to make yourself invisible. You can defy time and space, and you can turn violent criminals into frogs.

Oh yes, I am most certainly invisible. People pass me by in the street without a glance in my direction. Even now you yourself, you do hardly notice me.

This often ignored minority is very rarely brought to the attention of the general public. The average man in the street scarcely gives a second thought to these extremely well-off people.

Er...I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker. :cool:

Must be a king. He hasn't got shit all over him.

Blackhawkrush, a man who is so totally and utterly wonderful, that I would rather be sealed in a pit of my own filth, than dare tread on the same forum with him.

I asked Ken 73 Verybigliar the advantages of hypnosis compared to other building methods... :popcorn:

Did you see somebody go past the window?

Oh no dear, it was just the electric blanket switching off. :unsure:

Some nights it was so cold, we could hardly move, but 73'd be out there slicing the lemons, mixing the sugar...
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How could you miss, 73? :blink: Go and practice. I'm so sorry, Ibanez. Do you mind waiting in SOCN?

You find it's easy to make yourself invisible. You can defy time and space, and you can turn violent criminals into frogs.

Oh yes, I am most certainly invisible. People pass me by in the street without a glance in my direction. Even now you yourself, you do hardly notice me.

This often ignored minority is very rarely brought to the attention of the general public. The average man in the street scarcely gives a second thought to these extremely well-off people.

Er...I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker. :cool:

Must be a king. He hasn't got shit all over him.

Blackhawkrush, a man who is so totally and utterly wonderful, that I would rather be sealed in a pit of my own filth, than dare tread on the same forum with him.

I asked Ken 73 Verybigliar the advantages of hypnosis compared to other building methods... :popcorn:

Did you see somebody go past the window?

Oh no dear, it was just the electric blanket switching off. :unsure:

Some nights it was so cold, we could hardly move, but 73'd be out there slicing the lemons, mixing the sugar...

Oh 73, and I thought you were so rugged! :facepalm:
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How could you miss, 73? :blink: Go and practice. I'm so sorry, Ibanez. Do you mind waiting in SOCN?

You find it's easy to make yourself invisible. You can defy time and space, and you can turn violent criminals into frogs.

Oh yes, I am most certainly invisible. People pass me by in the street without a glance in my direction. Even now you yourself, you do hardly notice me.

This often ignored minority is very rarely brought to the attention of the general public. The average man in the street scarcely gives a second thought to these extremely well-off people.

Er...I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker. :cool:

Must be a king. He hasn't got shit all over him.

Blackhawkrush, a man who is so totally and utterly wonderful, that I would rather be sealed in a pit of my own filth, than dare tread on the same forum with him.

I asked Ken 73 Verybigliar the advantages of hypnosis compared to other building methods... :popcorn:

Did you see somebody go past the window?

Oh no dear, it was just the electric blanket switching off. :unsure:

Some nights it was so cold, we could hardly move, but 73'd be out there slicing the lemons, mixing the sugar...

Oh 73, and I thought you were so rugged! :facepalm:

Are you calling my old fictional comrade-in-arms a fairy?
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How could you miss, 73? :blink: Go and practice. I'm so sorry, Ibanez. Do you mind waiting in SOCN?

You find it's easy to make yourself invisible. You can defy time and space, and you can turn violent criminals into frogs.

Oh yes, I am most certainly invisible. People pass me by in the street without a glance in my direction. Even now you yourself, you do hardly notice me.

This often ignored minority is very rarely brought to the attention of the general public. The average man in the street scarcely gives a second thought to these extremely well-off people.

Er...I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker. :cool:

Must be a king. He hasn't got shit all over him.

Blackhawkrush, a man who is so totally and utterly wonderful, that I would rather be sealed in a pit of my own filth, than dare tread on the same forum with him.

I asked Ken 73 Verybigliar the advantages of hypnosis compared to other building methods... :popcorn:

Did you see somebody go past the window?

Oh no dear, it was just the electric blanket switching off. :unsure:

Some nights it was so cold, we could hardly move, but 73'd be out there slicing the lemons, mixing the sugar...

Oh 73, and I thought you were so rugged! :facepalm:

Are you calling my old fictional comrade-in-arms a fairy?

I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspendees and a bra!

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How could you miss, 73? :blink: Go and practice. I'm so sorry, Ibanez. Do you mind waiting in SOCN?

You find it's easy to make yourself invisible. You can defy time and space, and you can turn violent criminals into frogs.

Oh yes, I am most certainly invisible. People pass me by in the street without a glance in my direction. Even now you yourself, you do hardly notice me.

This often ignored minority is very rarely brought to the attention of the general public. The average man in the street scarcely gives a second thought to these extremely well-off people.

Er...I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker. :cool:

Must be a king. He hasn't got shit all over him.

Blackhawkrush, a man who is so totally and utterly wonderful, that I would rather be sealed in a pit of my own filth, than dare tread on the same forum with him.

I asked Ken 73 Verybigliar the advantages of hypnosis compared to other building methods... :popcorn:

Did you see somebody go past the window?

Oh no dear, it was just the electric blanket switching off. :unsure:

Some nights it was so cold, we could hardly move, but 73'd be out there slicing the lemons, mixing the sugar...

Oh 73, and I thought you were so rugged! :facepalm:

Are you calling my old fictional comrade-in-arms a fairy?

I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspendees and a bra!

 

How's the nude lady?

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How could you miss, 73? :blink: Go and practice. I'm so sorry, Ibanez. Do you mind waiting in SOCN?

You find it's easy to make yourself invisible. You can defy time and space, and you can turn violent criminals into frogs.

Oh yes, I am most certainly invisible. People pass me by in the street without a glance in my direction. Even now you yourself, you do hardly notice me.

This often ignored minority is very rarely brought to the attention of the general public. The average man in the street scarcely gives a second thought to these extremely well-off people.

Er...I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker. :cool:

Must be a king. He hasn't got shit all over him.

Blackhawkrush, a man who is so totally and utterly wonderful, that I would rather be sealed in a pit of my own filth, than dare tread on the same forum with him.

I asked Ken 73 Verybigliar the advantages of hypnosis compared to other building methods... :popcorn:

Did you see somebody go past the window?

Oh no dear, it was just the electric blanket switching off. :unsure:

Some nights it was so cold, we could hardly move, but 73'd be out there slicing the lemons, mixing the sugar...

Oh 73, and I thought you were so rugged! :facepalm:

Are you calling my old fictional comrade-in-arms a fairy?

I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspendees and a bra!

 

How's the nude lady?

She's been doing very well in training, and at Doncaster last week. :blush:
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How could you miss, 73? :blink: Go and practice. I'm so sorry, Ibanez. Do you mind waiting in SOCN?

You find it's easy to make yourself invisible. You can defy time and space, and you can turn violent criminals into frogs.

Oh yes, I am most certainly invisible. People pass me by in the street without a glance in my direction. Even now you yourself, you do hardly notice me.

This often ignored minority is very rarely brought to the attention of the general public. The average man in the street scarcely gives a second thought to these extremely well-off people.

Er...I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker. :cool:

Must be a king. He hasn't got shit all over him.

Blackhawkrush, a man who is so totally and utterly wonderful, that I would rather be sealed in a pit of my own filth, than dare tread on the same forum with him.

I asked Ken 73 Verybigliar the advantages of hypnosis compared to other building methods... :popcorn:

Did you see somebody go past the window?

Oh no dear, it was just the electric blanket switching off. :unsure:

Some nights it was so cold, we could hardly move, but 73'd be out there slicing the lemons, mixing the sugar...

Oh 73, and I thought you were so rugged! :facepalm:

Are you calling my old fictional comrade-in-arms a fairy?

I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspendees and a bra!

 

How's the nude lady?

She's been doing very well in training, and at Doncaster last week. :blush:

Yorkshire... pudding. A type of thick pancake, eaten with large...
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How could you miss, 73? :blink: Go and practice. I'm so sorry, Ibanez. Do you mind waiting in SOCN?

You find it's easy to make yourself invisible. You can defy time and space, and you can turn violent criminals into frogs.

Oh yes, I am most certainly invisible. People pass me by in the street without a glance in my direction. Even now you yourself, you do hardly notice me.

This often ignored minority is very rarely brought to the attention of the general public. The average man in the street scarcely gives a second thought to these extremely well-off people.

Er...I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker. :cool:

Must be a king. He hasn't got shit all over him.

Blackhawkrush, a man who is so totally and utterly wonderful, that I would rather be sealed in a pit of my own filth, than dare tread on the same forum with him.

I asked Ken 73 Verybigliar the advantages of hypnosis compared to other building methods... :popcorn:

Did you see somebody go past the window?

Oh no dear, it was just the electric blanket switching off. :unsure:

Some nights it was so cold, we could hardly move, but 73'd be out there slicing the lemons, mixing the sugar...

Oh 73, and I thought you were so rugged! :facepalm:

Are you calling my old fictional comrade-in-arms a fairy?

I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspendees and a bra!

 

How's the nude lady?

She's been doing very well in training, and at Doncaster last week. :blush:

Yorkshire... pudding. A type of thick pancake, eaten with large...

...dirty, filthy, smelly piece of cutlery. :drool:
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How could you miss, 73? :blink: Go and practice. I'm so sorry, Ibanez. Do you mind waiting in SOCN?

You find it's easy to make yourself invisible. You can defy time and space, and you can turn violent criminals into frogs.

Oh yes, I am most certainly invisible. People pass me by in the street without a glance in my direction. Even now you yourself, you do hardly notice me.

This often ignored minority is very rarely brought to the attention of the general public. The average man in the street scarcely gives a second thought to these extremely well-off people.

Er...I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker. :cool:

Must be a king. He hasn't got shit all over him.

Blackhawkrush, a man who is so totally and utterly wonderful, that I would rather be sealed in a pit of my own filth, than dare tread on the same forum with him.

I asked Ken 73 Verybigliar the advantages of hypnosis compared to other building methods... :popcorn:

Did you see somebody go past the window?

Oh no dear, it was just the electric blanket switching off. :unsure:

Some nights it was so cold, we could hardly move, but 73'd be out there slicing the lemons, mixing the sugar...

Oh 73, and I thought you were so rugged! :facepalm:

Are you calling my old fictional comrade-in-arms a fairy?

I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspendees and a bra!

 

How's the nude lady?

She's been doing very well in training, and at Doncaster last week. :blush:

Yorkshire... pudding. A type of thick pancake, eaten with large...

...dirty, filthy, smelly piece of cutlery. :drool:

I've... I've just been stabbed by your nurse.
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How could you miss, 73? :blink: Go and practice. I'm so sorry, Ibanez. Do you mind waiting in SOCN?

You find it's easy to make yourself invisible. You can defy time and space, and you can turn violent criminals into frogs.

Oh yes, I am most certainly invisible. People pass me by in the street without a glance in my direction. Even now you yourself, you do hardly notice me.

This often ignored minority is very rarely brought to the attention of the general public. The average man in the street scarcely gives a second thought to these extremely well-off people.

Er...I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker. :cool:

Must be a king. He hasn't got shit all over him.

Blackhawkrush, a man who is so totally and utterly wonderful, that I would rather be sealed in a pit of my own filth, than dare tread on the same forum with him.

I asked Ken 73 Verybigliar the advantages of hypnosis compared to other building methods... :popcorn:

Did you see somebody go past the window?

Oh no dear, it was just the electric blanket switching off. :unsure:

Some nights it was so cold, we could hardly move, but 73'd be out there slicing the lemons, mixing the sugar...

Oh 73, and I thought you were so rugged! :facepalm:

Are you calling my old fictional comrade-in-arms a fairy?

I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspendees and a bra!

 

How's the nude lady?

She's been doing very well in training, and at Doncaster last week. :blush:

Yorkshire... pudding. A type of thick pancake, eaten with large...

...dirty, filthy, smelly piece of cutlery. :drool:

I've... I've just been stabbed by your nurse.

NUUUURSE!..............NUUUURSE!...................NUUUURSE!................Take this man to a brain specialist.

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I'm afraid I'm going to have to operate. It's nothing to worry about although it is extremely dangerous. I shall be juggling with your life. :joker:

Oh dear, I've dropped it... Never mind. Here's another one.
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I'm afraid I'm going to have to operate. It's nothing to worry about although it is extremely dangerous. I shall be juggling with your life. :joker:

Oh dear, I've dropped it... Never mind. Here's another one.

Oh, is that all you've got? :martini: Well, he's got much more than you, :cosmo: so you'd better have some of his.
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I'm afraid I'm going to have to operate. It's nothing to worry about although it is extremely dangerous. I shall be juggling with your life. :joker:

Oh dear, I've dropped it... Never mind. Here's another one.

Oh, is that all you've got? :martini: Well, he's got much more than you, :cosmo: so you'd better have some of his.

And thanks a lot for the gold and frankincense, er, but don't worry too much about the myrrh next time.
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I'm afraid I'm going to have to operate. It's nothing to worry about although it is extremely dangerous. I shall be juggling with your life. :joker:

Oh dear, I've dropped it... Never mind. Here's another one.

Oh, is that all you've got? :martini: Well, he's got much more than you, :cosmo: so you'd better have some of his.

And thanks a lot for the gold and frankincense, er, but don't worry too much about the myrrh next time.

Oh dear, how about brushes? Nylon or bristle? Strong-tufted, attractive colors. :ebert:
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I'm afraid I'm going to have to operate. It's nothing to worry about although it is extremely dangerous. I shall be juggling with your life. :joker:

Oh dear, I've dropped it... Never mind. Here's another one.

Oh, is that all you've got? :martini: Well, he's got much more than you, :cosmo: so you'd better have some of his.

And thanks a lot for the gold and frankincense, er, but don't worry too much about the myrrh next time.

Oh dear, how about brushes? Nylon or bristle? Strong-tufted, attractive colors. :ebert:

No. We have no call for it. We've quite enough of it without volunteers coming in here donating it.
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I'm afraid I'm going to have to operate. It's nothing to worry about although it is extremely dangerous. I shall be juggling with your life. :joker:

Oh dear, I've dropped it... Never mind. Here's another one.

Oh, is that all you've got? :martini: Well, he's got much more than you, :cosmo: so you'd better have some of his.

And thanks a lot for the gold and frankincense, er, but don't worry too much about the myrrh next time.

Oh dear, how about brushes? Nylon or bristle? Strong-tufted, attractive colors. :ebert:

No. We have no call for it. We've quite enough of it without volunteers coming in here donating it.

Listen Cowboy. I got a job to do. It's a stupid, pointless job but at least it keeps me away from Iceland, all right? :rage:
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I'm afraid I'm going to have to operate. It's nothing to worry about although it is extremely dangerous. I shall be juggling with your life. :joker:

Oh dear, I've dropped it... Never mind. Here's another one.

Oh, is that all you've got? :martini: Well, he's got much more than you, :cosmo: so you'd better have some of his.

And thanks a lot for the gold and frankincense, er, but don't worry too much about the myrrh next time.

Oh dear, how about brushes? Nylon or bristle? Strong-tufted, attractive colors. :ebert:

No. We have no call for it. We've quite enough of it without volunteers coming in here donating it.

Listen Cowboy. I got a job to do. It's a stupid, pointless job but at least it keeps me away from Iceland, all right? :rage:

Well I, I think that, er, nobody who has gone abroad should be allowed back in the country. I mean, er, blimey, blimey if they're not keen enough to stay here when they're 'ere, why should we allow them back, er, at the tax-payers expense?
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I'm afraid I'm going to have to operate. It's nothing to worry about although it is extremely dangerous. I shall be juggling with your life. :joker:

Oh dear, I've dropped it... Never mind. Here's another one.

Oh, is that all you've got? :martini: Well, he's got much more than you, :cosmo: so you'd better have some of his.

And thanks a lot for the gold and frankincense, er, but don't worry too much about the myrrh next time.

Oh dear, how about brushes? Nylon or bristle? Strong-tufted, attractive colors. :ebert:

No. We have no call for it. We've quite enough of it without volunteers coming in here donating it.

Listen Cowboy. I got a job to do. It's a stupid, pointless job but at least it keeps me away from Iceland, all right? :rage:

Well I, I think that, er, nobody who has gone abroad should be allowed back in the country. I mean, er, blimey, blimey if they're not keen enough to stay here when they're 'ere, why should we allow them back, er, at the tax-payers expense?

I will not be defeated! I will return to my country to fight against this new tyranny! :madra:
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I'm afraid I'm going to have to operate. It's nothing to worry about although it is extremely dangerous. I shall be juggling with your life. :joker:

Oh dear, I've dropped it... Never mind. Here's another one.

Oh, is that all you've got? :martini: Well, he's got much more than you, :cosmo: so you'd better have some of his.

And thanks a lot for the gold and frankincense, er, but don't worry too much about the myrrh next time.

Oh dear, how about brushes? Nylon or bristle? Strong-tufted, attractive colors. :ebert:

No. We have no call for it. We've quite enough of it without volunteers coming in here donating it.

Listen Cowboy. I got a job to do. It's a stupid, pointless job but at least it keeps me away from Iceland, all right? :rage:

Well I, I think that, er, nobody who has gone abroad should be allowed back in the country. I mean, er, blimey, blimey if they're not keen enough to stay here when they're 'ere, why should we allow them back, er, at the tax-payers expense?

I will not be defeated! I will return to my country to fight against this new tyranny! :madra:

Can you give me a lift back?
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