1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Look, you crumb bum. I'm a star. Star, star, star. I played Miss St. John the Baptist in a trench. And introducing F. B. Grimsby Urqhart-Wright as the voice of GodOh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! I was to be taken to Rome, house by the forum. Slaves. Asses' milk. As much gold as I could eat. Then, he, having his way with me had... voom! Like a rat out of an aqueduct.Well, it's totally untrue, David. Ever since I left Sicily, I've been trying to do the best for Ronalda. But for a truly magnificent waste of time you've got to go no further than the exhibit from Italy - Italian priests in custard, discussing vital matters of the day.Che cosa e lo succiacatori do polli? And now over to the European Cup at Barcelona where the latest news is that Miguel Otana, the burly Real Madrid striker, was sent off for breaking wind in the forty-third minute.Why on earth didn't you say why you wanted an adjournment? :outtahere:But it's my only line! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 9, 2020 Author Share Posted October 9, 2020 Look, you crumb bum. I'm a star. Star, star, star. I played Miss St. John the Baptist in a trench. And introducing F. B. Grimsby Urqhart-Wright as the voice of GodOh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! I was to be taken to Rome, house by the forum. Slaves. Asses' milk. As much gold as I could eat. Then, he, having his way with me had... voom! Like a rat out of an aqueduct.Well, it's totally untrue, David. Ever since I left Sicily, I've been trying to do the best for Ronalda. But for a truly magnificent waste of time you've got to go no further than the exhibit from Italy - Italian priests in custard, discussing vital matters of the day.Che cosa e lo succiacatori do polli? And now over to the European Cup at Barcelona where the latest news is that Miguel Otana, the burly Real Madrid striker, was sent off for breaking wind in the forty-third minute.Why on earth didn't you say why you wanted an adjournment? :outtahere:But it's my only line!I was just wondering. Are you a poet? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddysMullet Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Look, you crumb bum. I'm a star. Star, star, star. I played Miss St. John the Baptist in a trench. And introducing F. B. Grimsby Urqhart-Wright as the voice of GodOh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! I was to be taken to Rome, house by the forum. Slaves. Asses' milk. As much gold as I could eat. Then, he, having his way with me had... voom! Like a rat out of an aqueduct.Well, it's totally untrue, David. Ever since I left Sicily, I've been trying to do the best for Ronalda. But for a truly magnificent waste of time you've got to go no further than the exhibit from Italy - Italian priests in custard, discussing vital matters of the day.Che cosa e lo succiacatori do polli? And now over to the European Cup at Barcelona where the latest news is that Miguel Otana, the burly Real Madrid striker, was sent off for breaking wind in the forty-third minute.Why on earth didn't you say why you wanted an adjournment? :outtahere:But it's my only line!I was just wondering. Are you a poet? Poets are both clean and warm, and most are far above the norm! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Look, you crumb bum. I'm a star. Star, star, star. I played Miss St. John the Baptist in a trench. And introducing F. B. Grimsby Urqhart-Wright as the voice of GodOh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! I was to be taken to Rome, house by the forum. Slaves. Asses' milk. As much gold as I could eat. Then, he, having his way with me had... voom! Like a rat out of an aqueduct.Well, it's totally untrue, David. Ever since I left Sicily, I've been trying to do the best for Ronalda. But for a truly magnificent waste of time you've got to go no further than the exhibit from Italy - Italian priests in custard, discussing vital matters of the day.Che cosa e lo succiacatori do polli? And now over to the European Cup at Barcelona where the latest news is that Miguel Otana, the burly Real Madrid striker, was sent off for breaking wind in the forty-third minute.Why on earth didn't you say why you wanted an adjournment? :outtahere:But it's my only line!I was just wondering. Are you a poet? Poets are both clean and warm, and most are far above the norm!My congratulations, Wilde. The whole of TRF's talking about you. :) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Look, you crumb bum. I'm a star. Star, star, star. I played Miss St. John the Baptist in a trench. And introducing F. B. Grimsby Urqhart-Wright as the voice of GodOh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! I was to be taken to Rome, house by the forum. Slaves. Asses' milk. As much gold as I could eat. Then, he, having his way with me had... voom! Like a rat out of an aqueduct.Well, it's totally untrue, David. Ever since I left Sicily, I've been trying to do the best for Ronalda. But for a truly magnificent waste of time you've got to go no further than the exhibit from Italy - Italian priests in custard, discussing vital matters of the day.Che cosa e lo succiacatori do polli? And now over to the European Cup at Barcelona where the latest news is that Miguel Otana, the burly Real Madrid striker, was sent off for breaking wind in the forty-third minute.Why on earth didn't you say why you wanted an adjournment? :outtahere:But it's my only line!I was just wondering. Are you a poet? Poets are both clean and warm, and most are far above the norm!My congratulations, Wilde. The whole of TRF's talking about you. :)Isn't it exciting, Blackhawk? They're doing a prize-winning documentary on me! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Look, you crumb bum. I'm a star. Star, star, star. I played Miss St. John the Baptist in a trench. And introducing F. B. Grimsby Urqhart-Wright as the voice of GodOh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! I was to be taken to Rome, house by the forum. Slaves. Asses' milk. As much gold as I could eat. Then, he, having his way with me had... voom! Like a rat out of an aqueduct.Well, it's totally untrue, David. Ever since I left Sicily, I've been trying to do the best for Ronalda. But for a truly magnificent waste of time you've got to go no further than the exhibit from Italy - Italian priests in custard, discussing vital matters of the day.Che cosa e lo succiacatori do polli? And now over to the European Cup at Barcelona where the latest news is that Miguel Otana, the burly Real Madrid striker, was sent off for breaking wind in the forty-third minute.Why on earth didn't you say why you wanted an adjournment? :outtahere:But it's my only line!I was just wondering. Are you a poet? Poets are both clean and warm, and most are far above the norm!My congratulations, Wilde. The whole of TRF's talking about you. :)Isn't it exciting, Blackhawk? They're doing a prize-winning documentary on me!Yes, 73 is a randy little fellow, whose primitive brain scarcely strays from the subject of you know what. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 10, 2020 Author Share Posted October 10, 2020 Look, you crumb bum. I'm a star. Star, star, star. I played Miss St. John the Baptist in a trench. And introducing F. B. Grimsby Urqhart-Wright as the voice of GodOh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! I was to be taken to Rome, house by the forum. Slaves. Asses' milk. As much gold as I could eat. Then, he, having his way with me had... voom! Like a rat out of an aqueduct.Well, it's totally untrue, David. Ever since I left Sicily, I've been trying to do the best for Ronalda. But for a truly magnificent waste of time you've got to go no further than the exhibit from Italy - Italian priests in custard, discussing vital matters of the day.Che cosa e lo succiacatori do polli? And now over to the European Cup at Barcelona where the latest news is that Miguel Otana, the burly Real Madrid striker, was sent off for breaking wind in the forty-third minute.Why on earth didn't you say why you wanted an adjournment? :outtahere:But it's my only line!I was just wondering. Are you a poet? Poets are both clean and warm, and most are far above the norm!My congratulations, Wilde. The whole of TRF's talking about you. :)Isn't it exciting, Blackhawk? They're doing a prize-winning documentary on me!Yes, 73 is a randy little fellow, whose primitive brain scarcely strays from the subject of you know what. Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful! The first day in my new parish, I completely ... so sorry! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddysMullet Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Look, you crumb bum. I'm a star. Star, star, star. I played Miss St. John the Baptist in a trench. And introducing F. B. Grimsby Urqhart-Wright as the voice of GodOh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! I was to be taken to Rome, house by the forum. Slaves. Asses' milk. As much gold as I could eat. Then, he, having his way with me had... voom! Like a rat out of an aqueduct.Well, it's totally untrue, David. Ever since I left Sicily, I've been trying to do the best for Ronalda. But for a truly magnificent waste of time you've got to go no further than the exhibit from Italy - Italian priests in custard, discussing vital matters of the day.Che cosa e lo succiacatori do polli? And now over to the European Cup at Barcelona where the latest news is that Miguel Otana, the burly Real Madrid striker, was sent off for breaking wind in the forty-third minute.Why on earth didn't you say why you wanted an adjournment? :outtahere:But it's my only line!I was just wondering. Are you a poet? Poets are both clean and warm, and most are far above the norm!My congratulations, Wilde. The whole of TRF's talking about you. :)Isn't it exciting, Blackhawk? They're doing a prize-winning documentary on me!Yes, 73 is a randy little fellow, whose primitive brain scarcely strays from the subject of you know what. Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful! The first day in my new parish, I completely ... so sorry! It's a man's life, taking your clothes off in public. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Look, you crumb bum. I'm a star. Star, star, star. I played Miss St. John the Baptist in a trench. And introducing F. B. Grimsby Urqhart-Wright as the voice of GodOh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! I was to be taken to Rome, house by the forum. Slaves. Asses' milk. As much gold as I could eat. Then, he, having his way with me had... voom! Like a rat out of an aqueduct.Well, it's totally untrue, David. Ever since I left Sicily, I've been trying to do the best for Ronalda. But for a truly magnificent waste of time you've got to go no further than the exhibit from Italy - Italian priests in custard, discussing vital matters of the day.Che cosa e lo succiacatori do polli? And now over to the European Cup at Barcelona where the latest news is that Miguel Otana, the burly Real Madrid striker, was sent off for breaking wind in the forty-third minute.Why on earth didn't you say why you wanted an adjournment? :outtahere:But it's my only line!I was just wondering. Are you a poet? Poets are both clean and warm, and most are far above the norm!My congratulations, Wilde. The whole of TRF's talking about you. :)Isn't it exciting, Blackhawk? They're doing a prize-winning documentary on me!Yes, 73 is a randy little fellow, whose primitive brain scarcely strays from the subject of you know what. Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful! The first day in my new parish, I completely ... so sorry! It's a man's life, taking your clothes off in public.I am not a man, you silly billy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 10, 2020 Author Share Posted October 10, 2020 Look, you crumb bum. I'm a star. Star, star, star. I played Miss St. John the Baptist in a trench. And introducing F. B. Grimsby Urqhart-Wright as the voice of GodOh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! I was to be taken to Rome, house by the forum. Slaves. Asses' milk. As much gold as I could eat. Then, he, having his way with me had... voom! Like a rat out of an aqueduct.Well, it's totally untrue, David. Ever since I left Sicily, I've been trying to do the best for Ronalda. But for a truly magnificent waste of time you've got to go no further than the exhibit from Italy - Italian priests in custard, discussing vital matters of the day.Che cosa e lo succiacatori do polli? And now over to the European Cup at Barcelona where the latest news is that Miguel Otana, the burly Real Madrid striker, was sent off for breaking wind in the forty-third minute.Why on earth didn't you say why you wanted an adjournment? :outtahere:But it's my only line!I was just wondering. Are you a poet? Poets are both clean and warm, and most are far above the norm!My congratulations, Wilde. The whole of TRF's talking about you. :)Isn't it exciting, Blackhawk? They're doing a prize-winning documentary on me!Yes, 73 is a randy little fellow, whose primitive brain scarcely strays from the subject of you know what. Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful! The first day in my new parish, I completely ... so sorry! It's a man's life, taking your clothes off in public.I am not a man, you silly billy. Our panel this evening...Dame Elsie Occluded, historian, wit, bon viveur, and rear half of the Blackhawkrush brothers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Look, you crumb bum. I'm a star. Star, star, star. I played Miss St. John the Baptist in a trench. And introducing F. B. Grimsby Urqhart-Wright as the voice of GodOh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! I was to be taken to Rome, house by the forum. Slaves. Asses' milk. As much gold as I could eat. Then, he, having his way with me had... voom! Like a rat out of an aqueduct.Well, it's totally untrue, David. Ever since I left Sicily, I've been trying to do the best for Ronalda. But for a truly magnificent waste of time you've got to go no further than the exhibit from Italy - Italian priests in custard, discussing vital matters of the day.Che cosa e lo succiacatori do polli? And now over to the European Cup at Barcelona where the latest news is that Miguel Otana, the burly Real Madrid striker, was sent off for breaking wind in the forty-third minute.Why on earth didn't you say why you wanted an adjournment? :outtahere:But it's my only line!I was just wondering. Are you a poet? Poets are both clean and warm, and most are far above the norm!My congratulations, Wilde. The whole of TRF's talking about you. :)Isn't it exciting, Blackhawk? They're doing a prize-winning documentary on me!Yes, 73 is a randy little fellow, whose primitive brain scarcely strays from the subject of you know what. Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful! The first day in my new parish, I completely ... so sorry! It's a man's life, taking your clothes off in public.I am not a man, you silly billy. Our panel this evening...Dame Elsie Occluded, historian, wit, bon viveur, and rear half of the Blackhawkrush brothers.No, what my brother means is it would be a shame if... Oh sorry, Colonel. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 10, 2020 Author Share Posted October 10, 2020 Look, you crumb bum. I'm a star. Star, star, star. I played Miss St. John the Baptist in a trench. And introducing F. B. Grimsby Urqhart-Wright as the voice of GodOh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! I was to be taken to Rome, house by the forum. Slaves. Asses' milk. As much gold as I could eat. Then, he, having his way with me had... voom! Like a rat out of an aqueduct.Well, it's totally untrue, David. Ever since I left Sicily, I've been trying to do the best for Ronalda. But for a truly magnificent waste of time you've got to go no further than the exhibit from Italy - Italian priests in custard, discussing vital matters of the day.Che cosa e lo succiacatori do polli? And now over to the European Cup at Barcelona where the latest news is that Miguel Otana, the burly Real Madrid striker, was sent off for breaking wind in the forty-third minute.Why on earth didn't you say why you wanted an adjournment? :outtahere:But it's my only line!I was just wondering. Are you a poet? Poets are both clean and warm, and most are far above the norm!My congratulations, Wilde. The whole of TRF's talking about you. :)Isn't it exciting, Blackhawk? They're doing a prize-winning documentary on me!Yes, 73 is a randy little fellow, whose primitive brain scarcely strays from the subject of you know what. Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful! The first day in my new parish, I completely ... so sorry! It's a man's life, taking your clothes off in public.I am not a man, you silly billy. Our panel this evening...Dame Elsie Occluded, historian, wit, bon viveur, and rear half of the Blackhawkrush brothers.No, what my brother means is it would be a shame if... Oh sorry, Colonel.We apologize for an error in this 'Be a Great Actor' in your own living room section of the thread. Owing to an error in the selection of the play the character of Montague does not appear to speak throughout the production. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 She fine actress...she makes interpretation heap subtle... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 10, 2020 Author Share Posted October 10, 2020 She fine actress...she makes interpretation heap subtle... I'm just learning my lines, you know. 'Oh Mr Belpit, your legs...' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 She fine actress...she makes interpretation heap subtle... I'm just learning my lines, you know. 'Oh Mr Belpit, your legs...'Oh? :yay: All right, we'll call it a draw. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 She fine actress...she makes interpretation heap subtle... I'm just learning my lines, you know. 'Oh Mr Belpit, your legs...'Oh? :yay: All right, we'll call it a draw.Next up, the second semifinal of the 100 yard dash for people with no sense of direction. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 She fine actress...she makes interpretation heap subtle... I'm just learning my lines, you know. 'Oh Mr Belpit, your legs...'Oh? :yay: All right, we'll call it a draw.Next up, the second semifinal of the 100 yard dash for people with no sense of direction.They do this over four hundred times a day. Nobody knows why. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 11, 2020 Author Share Posted October 11, 2020 She fine actress...she makes interpretation heap subtle... I'm just learning my lines, you know. 'Oh Mr Belpit, your legs...'Oh? :yay: All right, we'll call it a draw.Next up, the second semifinal of the 100 yard dash for people with no sense of direction.They do this over four hundred times a day. Nobody knows why. Well, you see applicants are not required to fill in their species. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 She fine actress...she makes interpretation heap subtle... I'm just learning my lines, you know. 'Oh Mr Belpit, your legs...'Oh? :yay: All right, we'll call it a draw.Next up, the second semifinal of the 100 yard dash for people with no sense of direction.They do this over four hundred times a day. Nobody knows why. Well, you see applicants are not required to fill in their species.Er, well, I'm afraid all the vacancies were filled several weeks ago. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 11, 2020 Author Share Posted October 11, 2020 She fine actress...she makes interpretation heap subtle... I'm just learning my lines, you know. 'Oh Mr Belpit, your legs...'Oh? :yay: All right, we'll call it a draw.Next up, the second semifinal of the 100 yard dash for people with no sense of direction.They do this over four hundred times a day. Nobody knows why. Well, you see applicants are not required to fill in their species.Er, well, I'm afraid all the vacancies were filled several weeks ago.Look 73, I hate to see a man cry, so shove off out the office. There's a good chap. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 She fine actress...she makes interpretation heap subtle... I'm just learning my lines, you know. 'Oh Mr Belpit, your legs...'Oh? :yay: All right, we'll call it a draw.Next up, the second semifinal of the 100 yard dash for people with no sense of direction.They do this over four hundred times a day. Nobody knows why. Well, you see applicants are not required to fill in their species.Er, well, I'm afraid all the vacancies were filled several weeks ago.Look 73, I hate to see a man cry, so shove off out the office. There's a good chap.Now you go back in there my son and be a man. Walk tall. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 11, 2020 Author Share Posted October 11, 2020 She fine actress...she makes interpretation heap subtle... I'm just learning my lines, you know. 'Oh Mr Belpit, your legs...'Oh? :yay: All right, we'll call it a draw.Next up, the second semifinal of the 100 yard dash for people with no sense of direction.They do this over four hundred times a day. Nobody knows why. Well, you see applicants are not required to fill in their species.Er, well, I'm afraid all the vacancies were filled several weeks ago.Look 73, I hate to see a man cry, so shove off out the office. There's a good chap.Now you go back in there my son and be a man. Walk tall. He cut eighteen inches off each arm and over three feet off each leg. The most brilliant surgeon in Europe stuck that tail on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 She fine actress...she makes interpretation heap subtle... I'm just learning my lines, you know. 'Oh Mr Belpit, your legs...'Oh? :yay: All right, we'll call it a draw.Next up, the second semifinal of the 100 yard dash for people with no sense of direction.They do this over four hundred times a day. Nobody knows why. Well, you see applicants are not required to fill in their species.Er, well, I'm afraid all the vacancies were filled several weeks ago.Look 73, I hate to see a man cry, so shove off out the office. There's a good chap.Now you go back in there my son and be a man. Walk tall. He cut eighteen inches off each arm and over three feet off each leg. The most brilliant surgeon in Europe stuck that tail on.He's brilliant, you know...oh, we forgot the anesthetic! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 11, 2020 Author Share Posted October 11, 2020 She fine actress...she makes interpretation heap subtle... I'm just learning my lines, you know. 'Oh Mr Belpit, your legs...'Oh? :yay: All right, we'll call it a draw.Next up, the second semifinal of the 100 yard dash for people with no sense of direction.They do this over four hundred times a day. Nobody knows why. Well, you see applicants are not required to fill in their species.Er, well, I'm afraid all the vacancies were filled several weeks ago.Look 73, I hate to see a man cry, so shove off out the office. There's a good chap.Now you go back in there my son and be a man. Walk tall. He cut eighteen inches off each arm and over three feet off each leg. The most brilliant surgeon in Europe stuck that tail on.He's brilliant, you know...oh, we forgot the anesthetic! I want to complain about the assistants on this forum.... well, they're hiding now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 She fine actress...she makes interpretation heap subtle... I'm just learning my lines, you know. 'Oh Mr Belpit, your legs...'Oh? :yay: All right, we'll call it a draw.Next up, the second semifinal of the 100 yard dash for people with no sense of direction.They do this over four hundred times a day. Nobody knows why. Well, you see applicants are not required to fill in their species.Er, well, I'm afraid all the vacancies were filled several weeks ago.Look 73, I hate to see a man cry, so shove off out the office. There's a good chap.Now you go back in there my son and be a man. Walk tall. He cut eighteen inches off each arm and over three feet off each leg. The most brilliant surgeon in Europe stuck that tail on.He's brilliant, you know...oh, we forgot the anesthetic! I want to complain about the assistants on this forum.... well, they're hiding now.Look Simon, we were hoping to have a quiet evening on our own. :cheers: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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