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I will instead go to the pet shop - I've been pinin' for a parrot ;)

We're fresh out of parrots. I'll tell you what though ... I'll lop its back legs off, make good, strip the fur, stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.

Ah good, Sir Lion, thy sharp-tongued wit has not deserted thee. Come. Let us eat and drink. Stay with us awhile.

Right, you two hermits, stop that thread. I think it's silly. :codger:

Good, so I can go ahead and join you then? Can I?

 

Yes, you may. We're getting ready to play a rousing game of "Find The Fish!"

Well, sir, we had a fishy consignment in this morning, so I could nip down to the basement and see if I can come up trumps on this particular requisite-t-t-t-t-t.

 

You don't sound happy about that. Off to the vocational guidance counsellor or the argument clinic with you!

Mr Lerxt, this is no common problem. You are suffering from a disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!

 

So it will grow back, will it?

Well there you have it. Two say will, two say won't. We'll be back again next week, and next week's 'Great Debate' will be about Government Interference in Broadcasting and will be cancelled mysteriously.

And turn the gas off before you leave! :eyeroll:

Very witty, Blackhawkrush. Very very witty.
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I will instead go to the pet shop - I've been pinin' for a parrot ;)

We're fresh out of parrots. I'll tell you what though ... I'll lop its back legs off, make good, strip the fur, stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.

Ah good, Sir Lion, thy sharp-tongued wit has not deserted thee. Come. Let us eat and drink. Stay with us awhile.

Right, you two hermits, stop that thread. I think it's silly. :codger:

Good, so I can go ahead and join you then? Can I?

 

Yes, you may. We're getting ready to play a rousing game of "Find The Fish!"

Well, sir, we had a fishy consignment in this morning, so I could nip down to the basement and see if I can come up trumps on this particular requisite-t-t-t-t-t.

 

You don't sound happy about that. Off to the vocational guidance counsellor or the argument clinic with you!

Mr Lerxt, this is no common problem. You are suffering from a disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!

 

So it will grow back, will it?

Well there you have it. Two say will, two say won't. We'll be back again next week, and next week's 'Great Debate' will be about Government Interference in Broadcasting and will be cancelled mysteriously.

And turn the gas off before you leave! :eyeroll:

Very witty, Blackhawkrush. Very very witty.

Um, incidentally, do call me Robert. I don't want you bothering with this "blackhawkrush" nonsense. Ha ha ha! :LOL: Now where were we? Ah yes. Simon baby, when you first started in the...
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I will instead go to the pet shop - I've been pinin' for a parrot ;)

We're fresh out of parrots. I'll tell you what though ... I'll lop its back legs off, make good, strip the fur, stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.

Ah good, Sir Lion, thy sharp-tongued wit has not deserted thee. Come. Let us eat and drink. Stay with us awhile.

Right, you two hermits, stop that thread. I think it's silly. :codger:

Good, so I can go ahead and join you then? Can I?

 

Yes, you may. We're getting ready to play a rousing game of "Find The Fish!"

Well, sir, we had a fishy consignment in this morning, so I could nip down to the basement and see if I can come up trumps on this particular requisite-t-t-t-t-t.

 

You don't sound happy about that. Off to the vocational guidance counsellor or the argument clinic with you!

Mr Lerxt, this is no common problem. You are suffering from a disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!

 

So it will grow back, will it?

Well there you have it. Two say will, two say won't. We'll be back again next week, and next week's 'Great Debate' will be about Government Interference in Broadcasting and will be cancelled mysteriously.

And turn the gas off before you leave! :eyeroll:

Very witty, Blackhawkrush. Very very witty.

Um, incidentally, do call me Robert. I don't want you bothering with this "blackhawkrush" nonsense. Ha ha ha! :LOL: Now where were we? Ah yes. Simon baby, when you first started in the...

I am Joseph Montgolfier, the inventor of the fire balloon. The man before you is an impostor!
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I will instead go to the pet shop - I've been pinin' for a parrot ;)

We're fresh out of parrots. I'll tell you what though ... I'll lop its back legs off, make good, strip the fur, stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.

Ah good, Sir Lion, thy sharp-tongued wit has not deserted thee. Come. Let us eat and drink. Stay with us awhile.

Right, you two hermits, stop that thread. I think it's silly. :codger:

Good, so I can go ahead and join you then? Can I?

 

Yes, you may. We're getting ready to play a rousing game of "Find The Fish!"

Well, sir, we had a fishy consignment in this morning, so I could nip down to the basement and see if I can come up trumps on this particular requisite-t-t-t-t-t.

 

You don't sound happy about that. Off to the vocational guidance counsellor or the argument clinic with you!

Mr Lerxt, this is no common problem. You are suffering from a disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!

 

So it will grow back, will it?

Well there you have it. Two say will, two say won't. We'll be back again next week, and next week's 'Great Debate' will be about Government Interference in Broadcasting and will be cancelled mysteriously.

And turn the gas off before you leave! :eyeroll:

Very witty, Blackhawkrush. Very very witty.

Um, incidentally, do call me Robert. I don't want you bothering with this "blackhawkrush" nonsense. Ha ha ha! :LOL: Now where were we? Ah yes. Simon baby, when you first started in the...

I am Joseph Montgolfier, the inventor of the fire balloon. The man before you is an impostor!

Yes, make yourself scarce. :bitchslap: This studio isn't big enough for the three of us!
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I will instead go to the pet shop - I've been pinin' for a parrot ;)

We're fresh out of parrots. I'll tell you what though ... I'll lop its back legs off, make good, strip the fur, stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.

Ah good, Sir Lion, thy sharp-tongued wit has not deserted thee. Come. Let us eat and drink. Stay with us awhile.

Right, you two hermits, stop that thread. I think it's silly. :codger:

Good, so I can go ahead and join you then? Can I?

 

Yes, you may. We're getting ready to play a rousing game of "Find The Fish!"

Well, sir, we had a fishy consignment in this morning, so I could nip down to the basement and see if I can come up trumps on this particular requisite-t-t-t-t-t.

 

You don't sound happy about that. Off to the vocational guidance counsellor or the argument clinic with you!

Mr Lerxt, this is no common problem. You are suffering from a disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!

 

So it will grow back, will it?

Well there you have it. Two say will, two say won't. We'll be back again next week, and next week's 'Great Debate' will be about Government Interference in Broadcasting and will be cancelled mysteriously.

And turn the gas off before you leave! :eyeroll:

Very witty, Blackhawkrush. Very very witty.

Um, incidentally, do call me Robert. I don't want you bothering with this "blackhawkrush" nonsense. Ha ha ha! :LOL: Now where were we? Ah yes. Simon baby, when you first started in the...

I am Joseph Montgolfier, the inventor of the fire balloon. The man before you is an impostor!

Yes, make yourself scarce. :bitchslap: This studio isn't big enough for the three of us!

Look, we were hoping to have a quiet evening on our own.
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I will instead go to the pet shop - I've been pinin' for a parrot ;)

We're fresh out of parrots. I'll tell you what though ... I'll lop its back legs off, make good, strip the fur, stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.

Ah good, Sir Lion, thy sharp-tongued wit has not deserted thee. Come. Let us eat and drink. Stay with us awhile.

Right, you two hermits, stop that thread. I think it's silly. :codger:

Good, so I can go ahead and join you then? Can I?

 

Yes, you may. We're getting ready to play a rousing game of "Find The Fish!"

Well, sir, we had a fishy consignment in this morning, so I could nip down to the basement and see if I can come up trumps on this particular requisite-t-t-t-t-t.

 

You don't sound happy about that. Off to the vocational guidance counsellor or the argument clinic with you!

Mr Lerxt, this is no common problem. You are suffering from a disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!

 

So it will grow back, will it?

Well there you have it. Two say will, two say won't. We'll be back again next week, and next week's 'Great Debate' will be about Government Interference in Broadcasting and will be cancelled mysteriously.

And turn the gas off before you leave! :eyeroll:

Very witty, Blackhawkrush. Very very witty.

Um, incidentally, do call me Robert. I don't want you bothering with this "blackhawkrush" nonsense. Ha ha ha! :LOL: Now where were we? Ah yes. Simon baby, when you first started in the...

I am Joseph Montgolfier, the inventor of the fire balloon. The man before you is an impostor!

Yes, make yourself scarce. :bitchslap: This studio isn't big enough for the three of us!

Look, we were hoping to have a quiet evening on our own.

 

I'll slap both of you with a fish!

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I will instead go to the pet shop - I've been pinin' for a parrot ;)

We're fresh out of parrots. I'll tell you what though ... I'll lop its back legs off, make good, strip the fur, stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.

Ah good, Sir Lion, thy sharp-tongued wit has not deserted thee. Come. Let us eat and drink. Stay with us awhile.

Right, you two hermits, stop that thread. I think it's silly. :codger:

Good, so I can go ahead and join you then? Can I?

 

Yes, you may. We're getting ready to play a rousing game of "Find The Fish!"

Well, sir, we had a fishy consignment in this morning, so I could nip down to the basement and see if I can come up trumps on this particular requisite-t-t-t-t-t.

 

You don't sound happy about that. Off to the vocational guidance counsellor or the argument clinic with you!

Mr Lerxt, this is no common problem. You are suffering from a disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!

 

So it will grow back, will it?

Well there you have it. Two say will, two say won't. We'll be back again next week, and next week's 'Great Debate' will be about Government Interference in Broadcasting and will be cancelled mysteriously.

And turn the gas off before you leave! :eyeroll:

Very witty, Blackhawkrush. Very very witty.

Um, incidentally, do call me Robert. I don't want you bothering with this "blackhawkrush" nonsense. Ha ha ha! :LOL: Now where were we? Ah yes. Simon baby, when you first started in the...

I am Joseph Montgolfier, the inventor of the fire balloon. The man before you is an impostor!

Yes, make yourself scarce. :bitchslap: This studio isn't big enough for the three of us!

Look, we were hoping to have a quiet evening on our own.

 

I'll slap both of you with a fish!

 

A fish! A fish! Fishy, fishy, fishy! And it went...wherever *I*...did go!

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I will instead go to the pet shop - I've been pinin' for a parrot ;)

We're fresh out of parrots. I'll tell you what though ... I'll lop its back legs off, make good, strip the fur, stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.

Ah good, Sir Lion, thy sharp-tongued wit has not deserted thee. Come. Let us eat and drink. Stay with us awhile.

Right, you two hermits, stop that thread. I think it's silly. :codger:

Good, so I can go ahead and join you then? Can I?

 

Yes, you may. We're getting ready to play a rousing game of "Find The Fish!"

Well, sir, we had a fishy consignment in this morning, so I could nip down to the basement and see if I can come up trumps on this particular requisite-t-t-t-t-t.

 

You don't sound happy about that. Off to the vocational guidance counsellor or the argument clinic with you!

Mr Lerxt, this is no common problem. You are suffering from a disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!

 

So it will grow back, will it?

Well there you have it. Two say will, two say won't. We'll be back again next week, and next week's 'Great Debate' will be about Government Interference in Broadcasting and will be cancelled mysteriously.

And turn the gas off before you leave! :eyeroll:

Very witty, Blackhawkrush. Very very witty.

Um, incidentally, do call me Robert. I don't want you bothering with this "blackhawkrush" nonsense. Ha ha ha! :LOL: Now where were we? Ah yes. Simon baby, when you first started in the...

I am Joseph Montgolfier, the inventor of the fire balloon. The man before you is an impostor!

Yes, make yourself scarce. :bitchslap: This studio isn't big enough for the three of us!

Look, we were hoping to have a quiet evening on our own.

 

I'll slap both of you with a fish!

 

A fish! A fish! Fishy, fishy, fishy! And it went...wherever *I*...did go!

I promise you that there is no such thing. You don't need a fish license. You must be a loony. :crazy:
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I will instead go to the pet shop - I've been pinin' for a parrot ;)

We're fresh out of parrots. I'll tell you what though ... I'll lop its back legs off, make good, strip the fur, stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.

Ah good, Sir Lion, thy sharp-tongued wit has not deserted thee. Come. Let us eat and drink. Stay with us awhile.

Right, you two hermits, stop that thread. I think it's silly. :codger:

Good, so I can go ahead and join you then? Can I?

 

Yes, you may. We're getting ready to play a rousing game of "Find The Fish!"

Well, sir, we had a fishy consignment in this morning, so I could nip down to the basement and see if I can come up trumps on this particular requisite-t-t-t-t-t.

 

You don't sound happy about that. Off to the vocational guidance counsellor or the argument clinic with you!

Mr Lerxt, this is no common problem. You are suffering from a disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!

 

So it will grow back, will it?

Well there you have it. Two say will, two say won't. We'll be back again next week, and next week's 'Great Debate' will be about Government Interference in Broadcasting and will be cancelled mysteriously.

And turn the gas off before you leave! :eyeroll:

Very witty, Blackhawkrush. Very very witty.

Um, incidentally, do call me Robert. I don't want you bothering with this "blackhawkrush" nonsense. Ha ha ha! :LOL: Now where were we? Ah yes. Simon baby, when you first started in the...

I am Joseph Montgolfier, the inventor of the fire balloon. The man before you is an impostor!

Yes, make yourself scarce. :bitchslap: This studio isn't big enough for the three of us!

Look, we were hoping to have a quiet evening on our own.

 

I'll slap both of you with a fish!

 

A fish! A fish! Fishy, fishy, fishy! And it went...wherever *I*...did go!

I promise you that there is no such thing. You don't need a fish license. You must be a loony. :crazy:

 

I use an aftershave called Halitosis! It makes my breath seem sweet.

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I use an aftershave called Halitosis! It makes my breath seem sweet.

Try Crelm Toothpaste, with the miracle ingredient Fraudulin!

You know too much, my dental friend!
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I use an aftershave called Halitosis! It makes my breath seem sweet.

Try Crelm Toothpaste, with the miracle ingredient Fraudulin!

You know too much, my dental friend!

I don't know much about anything. I'm stupid. I'm muggins. Nobody cares what I think. :boohoo:
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I use an aftershave called Halitosis! It makes my breath seem sweet.

Try Crelm Toothpaste, with the miracle ingredient Fraudulin!

You know too much, my dental friend!

I don't know much about anything. I'm stupid. I'm muggins. Nobody cares what I think. :boohoo:

... Even now you yourself, you do hardly notice me...
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I use an aftershave called Halitosis! It makes my breath seem sweet.

Try Crelm Toothpaste, with the miracle ingredient Fraudulin!

You know too much, my dental friend!

I don't know much about anything. I'm stupid. I'm muggins. Nobody cares what I think. :boohoo:

... Even now you yourself, you do hardly notice me...

I see. And which particular feature of your anatomy is causing you distress?
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I use an aftershave called Halitosis! It makes my breath seem sweet.

Try Crelm Toothpaste, with the miracle ingredient Fraudulin!

You know too much, my dental friend!

I don't know much about anything. I'm stupid. I'm muggins. Nobody cares what I think. :boohoo:

... Even now you yourself, you do hardly notice me...

I see. And which particular feature of your anatomy is causing you distress?

I used to get it badly when I was a boy...well, when I say very badly, in fact, do you remember when there was that fashion for, you know, little poodles with small coats... :sigh:
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I use an aftershave called Halitosis! It makes my breath seem sweet.

Try Crelm Toothpaste, with the miracle ingredient Fraudulin!

You know too much, my dental friend!

I don't know much about anything. I'm stupid. I'm muggins. Nobody cares what I think. :boohoo:

... Even now you yourself, you do hardly notice me...

I see. And which particular feature of your anatomy is causing you distress?

I used to get it badly when I was a boy...well, when I say very badly, in fact, do you remember when there was that fashion for, you know, little poodles with small coats... :sigh:

Well, Mr. Lambert will be able to tell you that. Mr. Lambert, could you show these twenty good people the dog kennels, please?

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I use an aftershave called Halitosis! It makes my breath seem sweet.

Try Crelm Toothpaste, with the miracle ingredient Fraudulin!

You know too much, my dental friend!

I don't know much about anything. I'm stupid. I'm muggins. Nobody cares what I think. :boohoo:

... Even now you yourself, you do hardly notice me...

I see. And which particular feature of your anatomy is causing you distress?

I used to get it badly when I was a boy...well, when I say very badly, in fact, do you remember when there was that fashion for, you know, little poodles with small coats... :sigh:

Well, Mr. Lambert will be able to tell you that. Mr. Lambert, could you show these twenty good people the dog kennels, please?

OK. Tell you what, let's eat. You give him one of your meatballs, he'll tell you anything... OK?
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I use an aftershave called Halitosis! It makes my breath seem sweet.

Try Crelm Toothpaste, with the miracle ingredient Fraudulin!

You know too much, my dental friend!

I don't know much about anything. I'm stupid. I'm muggins. Nobody cares what I think. :boohoo:

... Even now you yourself, you do hardly notice me...

I see. And which particular feature of your anatomy is causing you distress?

I used to get it badly when I was a boy...well, when I say very badly, in fact, do you remember when there was that fashion for, you know, little poodles with small coats... :sigh:

Well, Mr. Lambert will be able to tell you that. Mr. Lambert, could you show these twenty good people the dog kennels, please?

OK. Tell you what, let's eat. You give him one of your meatballs, he'll tell you anything... OK?

And a soup of the day, chicken a la reine with sauce provencale. :drool:
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I use an aftershave called Halitosis! It makes my breath seem sweet.

Try Crelm Toothpaste, with the miracle ingredient Fraudulin!

You know too much, my dental friend!

I don't know much about anything. I'm stupid. I'm muggins. Nobody cares what I think. :boohoo:

... Even now you yourself, you do hardly notice me...

I see. And which particular feature of your anatomy is causing you distress?

I used to get it badly when I was a boy...well, when I say very badly, in fact, do you remember when there was that fashion for, you know, little poodles with small coats... :sigh:

Well, Mr. Lambert will be able to tell you that. Mr. Lambert, could you show these twenty good people the dog kennels, please?

OK. Tell you what, let's eat. You give him one of your meatballs, he'll tell you anything... OK?

And a soup of the day, chicken a la reine with sauce provencale. :drool:

Oh, if I may suggest, sir, the pheasant a la reine. The sauce is one of the chef's most famous creations!

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I use an aftershave called Halitosis! It makes my breath seem sweet.

Try Crelm Toothpaste, with the miracle ingredient Fraudulin!

You know too much, my dental friend!

I don't know much about anything. I'm stupid. I'm muggins. Nobody cares what I think. :boohoo:

... Even now you yourself, you do hardly notice me...

I see. And which particular feature of your anatomy is causing you distress?

I used to get it badly when I was a boy...well, when I say very badly, in fact, do you remember when there was that fashion for, you know, little poodles with small coats... :sigh:

Well, Mr. Lambert will be able to tell you that. Mr. Lambert, could you show these twenty good people the dog kennels, please?

OK. Tell you what, let's eat. You give him one of your meatballs, he'll tell you anything... OK?

And a soup of the day, chicken a la reine with sauce provencale. :drool:

Oh, if I may suggest, sir, the pheasant a la reine. The sauce is one of the chef's most famous creations!

Ah, you're good kind fine people for saying that, but I can see it. To me it's like a mountain, a vast bowl of pus.
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I use an aftershave called Halitosis! It makes my breath seem sweet.

Try Crelm Toothpaste, with the miracle ingredient Fraudulin!

You know too much, my dental friend!

I don't know much about anything. I'm stupid. I'm muggins. Nobody cares what I think. :boohoo:

... Even now you yourself, you do hardly notice me...

I see. And which particular feature of your anatomy is causing you distress?

I used to get it badly when I was a boy...well, when I say very badly, in fact, do you remember when there was that fashion for, you know, little poodles with small coats... :sigh:

Well, Mr. Lambert will be able to tell you that. Mr. Lambert, could you show these twenty good people the dog kennels, please?

OK. Tell you what, let's eat. You give him one of your meatballs, he'll tell you anything... OK?

And a soup of the day, chicken a la reine with sauce provencale. :drool:

Oh, if I may suggest, sir, the pheasant a la reine. The sauce is one of the chef's most famous creations!

Ah, you're good kind fine people for saying that, but I can see it. To me it's like a mountain, a vast bowl of pus.

:tsk: Mountain with the biggest tits in the world.
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I use an aftershave called Halitosis! It makes my breath seem sweet.

Try Crelm Toothpaste, with the miracle ingredient Fraudulin!

You know too much, my dental friend!

I don't know much about anything. I'm stupid. I'm muggins. Nobody cares what I think. :boohoo:

... Even now you yourself, you do hardly notice me...

I see. And which particular feature of your anatomy is causing you distress?

I used to get it badly when I was a boy...well, when I say very badly, in fact, do you remember when there was that fashion for, you know, little poodles with small coats... :sigh:

Well, Mr. Lambert will be able to tell you that. Mr. Lambert, could you show these twenty good people the dog kennels, please?

OK. Tell you what, let's eat. You give him one of your meatballs, he'll tell you anything... OK?

And a soup of the day, chicken a la reine with sauce provencale. :drool:

Oh, if I may suggest, sir, the pheasant a la reine. The sauce is one of the chef's most famous creations!

Ah, you're good kind fine people for saying that, but I can see it. To me it's like a mountain, a vast bowl of pus.

:tsk: Mountain with the biggest tits in the world.

And now they've got to take the bras off from the front, this is really difficult, this is really the most, the most difficult part of the entire competition, and they're having a bit of trouble in there I think, they're really trying now and the crowd is getting excited, and I think some of the twits are getting rather excited too.
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I use an aftershave called Halitosis! It makes my breath seem sweet.

Try Crelm Toothpaste, with the miracle ingredient Fraudulin!

You know too much, my dental friend!

I don't know much about anything. I'm stupid. I'm muggins. Nobody cares what I think. :boohoo:

... Even now you yourself, you do hardly notice me...

I see. And which particular feature of your anatomy is causing you distress?

I used to get it badly when I was a boy...well, when I say very badly, in fact, do you remember when there was that fashion for, you know, little poodles with small coats... :sigh:

Well, Mr. Lambert will be able to tell you that. Mr. Lambert, could you show these twenty good people the dog kennels, please?

OK. Tell you what, let's eat. You give him one of your meatballs, he'll tell you anything... OK?

And a soup of the day, chicken a la reine with sauce provencale. :drool:

Oh, if I may suggest, sir, the pheasant a la reine. The sauce is one of the chef's most famous creations!

Ah, you're good kind fine people for saying that, but I can see it. To me it's like a mountain, a vast bowl of pus.

:tsk: Mountain with the biggest tits in the world.

And now they've got to take the bras off from the front, this is really difficult, this is really the most, the most difficult part of the entire competition, and they're having a bit of trouble in there I think, they're really trying now and the crowd is getting excited, and I think some of the twits are getting rather excited too.

I am so excited I could hardly wash. :blush:
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I use an aftershave called Halitosis! It makes my breath seem sweet.

Try Crelm Toothpaste, with the miracle ingredient Fraudulin!

You know too much, my dental friend!

I don't know much about anything. I'm stupid. I'm muggins. Nobody cares what I think. :boohoo:

... Even now you yourself, you do hardly notice me...

I see. And which particular feature of your anatomy is causing you distress?

I used to get it badly when I was a boy...well, when I say very badly, in fact, do you remember when there was that fashion for, you know, little poodles with small coats... :sigh:

Well, Mr. Lambert will be able to tell you that. Mr. Lambert, could you show these twenty good people the dog kennels, please?

OK. Tell you what, let's eat. You give him one of your meatballs, he'll tell you anything... OK?

And a soup of the day, chicken a la reine with sauce provencale. :drool:

Oh, if I may suggest, sir, the pheasant a la reine. The sauce is one of the chef's most famous creations!

Ah, you're good kind fine people for saying that, but I can see it. To me it's like a mountain, a vast bowl of pus.

:tsk: Mountain with the biggest tits in the world.

And now they've got to take the bras off from the front, this is really difficult, this is really the most, the most difficult part of the entire competition, and they're having a bit of trouble in there I think, they're really trying now and the crowd is getting excited, and I think some of the twits are getting rather excited too.

I am so excited I could hardly wash. :blush:

I soiled my armor I was so scared!

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I use an aftershave called Halitosis! It makes my breath seem sweet.

Try Crelm Toothpaste, with the miracle ingredient Fraudulin!

You know too much, my dental friend!

I don't know much about anything. I'm stupid. I'm muggins. Nobody cares what I think. :boohoo:

... Even now you yourself, you do hardly notice me...

I see. And which particular feature of your anatomy is causing you distress?

I used to get it badly when I was a boy...well, when I say very badly, in fact, do you remember when there was that fashion for, you know, little poodles with small coats... :sigh:

Well, Mr. Lambert will be able to tell you that. Mr. Lambert, could you show these twenty good people the dog kennels, please?

OK. Tell you what, let's eat. You give him one of your meatballs, he'll tell you anything... OK?

And a soup of the day, chicken a la reine with sauce provencale. :drool:

Oh, if I may suggest, sir, the pheasant a la reine. The sauce is one of the chef's most famous creations!

Ah, you're good kind fine people for saying that, but I can see it. To me it's like a mountain, a vast bowl of pus.

:tsk: Mountain with the biggest tits in the world.

And now they've got to take the bras off from the front, this is really difficult, this is really the most, the most difficult part of the entire competition, and they're having a bit of trouble in there I think, they're really trying now and the crowd is getting excited, and I think some of the twits are getting rather excited too.

I am so excited I could hardly wash. :blush:

I soiled my armor I was so scared!

73's gone and left the thread. Yes, he went for a tinkle. :spitwater:
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