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Well listen to me my fine fellow, you are a bit of tail, that's what you are.

 

Do you want...do you waaaaaant...to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?

 

Please fondle my buttocks.

I'm turning you all out! I'm not having this thread filled with filthy perverts! :bang bang:

 

Well they come up to you, like, and push you - shove you off the pavement, like. There's usually four or five of them.

No, please, I can defeat them! There's only a hundred and fifty of them!

Hope...the bladder troubles...getting better. ;)
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Well listen to me my fine fellow, you are a bit of tail, that's what you are.

 

Do you want...do you waaaaaant...to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?

 

Please fondle my buttocks.

I'm turning you all out! I'm not having this thread filled with filthy perverts! :bang bang:

 

Well they come up to you, like, and push you - shove you off the pavement, like. There's usually four or five of them.

No, please, I can defeat them! There's only a hundred and fifty of them!

Hope...the bladder troubles...getting better. ;)

 

You don't mind if I call you Edward?

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Well listen to me my fine fellow, you are a bit of tail, that's what you are.

 

Do you want...do you waaaaaant...to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?

 

Please fondle my buttocks.

I'm turning you all out! I'm not having this thread filled with filthy perverts! :bang bang:

 

Well they come up to you, like, and push you - shove you off the pavement, like. There's usually four or five of them.

No, please, I can defeat them! There's only a hundred and fifty of them!

Hope...the bladder troubles...getting better. ;)

 

You don't mind if I call you Edward?

You can call me Linda, if you like. :coy:
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Well listen to me my fine fellow, you are a bit of tail, that's what you are.

 

Do you want...do you waaaaaant...to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?

 

Please fondle my buttocks.

I'm turning you all out! I'm not having this thread filled with filthy perverts! :bang bang:

 

Well they come up to you, like, and push you - shove you off the pavement, like. There's usually four or five of them.

No, please, I can defeat them! There's only a hundred and fifty of them!

Hope...the bladder troubles...getting better. ;)

 

You don't mind if I call you Edward?

You can call me Linda, if you like. :coy:

 

Only if you call me you King! (or Lord...). Filth or no filth.

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Well listen to me my fine fellow, you are a bit of tail, that's what you are.

 

Do you want...do you waaaaaant...to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?

 

Please fondle my buttocks.

I'm turning you all out! I'm not having this thread filled with filthy perverts! :bang bang:

 

Well they come up to you, like, and push you - shove you off the pavement, like. There's usually four or five of them.

No, please, I can defeat them! There's only a hundred and fifty of them!

Hope...the bladder troubles...getting better. ;)

 

You don't mind if I call you Edward?

You can call me Linda, if you like. :coy:

 

Only if you call me you King! (or Lord...). Filth or no filth.

 

Oh, king, eh? Very nice. And how did you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers!

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Well listen to me my fine fellow, you are a bit of tail, that's what you are.

 

Do you want...do you waaaaaant...to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?

 

Please fondle my buttocks.

I'm turning you all out! I'm not having this thread filled with filthy perverts! :bang bang:

 

Well they come up to you, like, and push you - shove you off the pavement, like. There's usually four or five of them.

No, please, I can defeat them! There's only a hundred and fifty of them!

Hope...the bladder troubles...getting better. ;)

 

You don't mind if I call you Edward?

You can call me Linda, if you like. :coy:

 

Only if you call me you King! (or Lord...). Filth or no filth.

 

Oh, king, eh? Very nice. And how did you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers!

Ce n'est pas la belle Clodagh. :tsk: C'est Trotsky le revolutionaire.
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Well listen to me my fine fellow, you are a bit of tail, that's what you are.

 

Do you want...do you waaaaaant...to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?

 

Please fondle my buttocks.

I'm turning you all out! I'm not having this thread filled with filthy perverts! :bang bang:

 

Well they come up to you, like, and push you - shove you off the pavement, like. There's usually four or five of them.

No, please, I can defeat them! There's only a hundred and fifty of them!

Hope...the bladder troubles...getting better. ;)

 

You don't mind if I call you Edward?

You can call me Linda, if you like. :coy:

 

Only if you call me you King! (or Lord...). Filth or no filth.

 

Oh, king, eh? Very nice. And how did you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers!

Ce n'est pas la belle Clodagh. :tsk: C'est Trotsky le revolutionaire.

Oh, P.S. see you at the Saxe-Coburgs Canasta evening.
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Well listen to me my fine fellow, you are a bit of tail, that's what you are.

 

Do you want...do you waaaaaant...to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?

 

Please fondle my buttocks.

I'm turning you all out! I'm not having this thread filled with filthy perverts! :bang bang:

 

Well they come up to you, like, and push you - shove you off the pavement, like. There's usually four or five of them.

No, please, I can defeat them! There's only a hundred and fifty of them!

Hope...the bladder troubles...getting better. ;)

 

You don't mind if I call you Edward?

You can call me Linda, if you like. :coy:

 

Only if you call me you King! (or Lord...). Filth or no filth.

 

Oh, king, eh? Very nice. And how did you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers!

Ce n'est pas la belle Clodagh. :tsk: C'est Trotsky le revolutionaire.

Oh, P.S. see you at the Saxe-Coburgs Canasta evening.

Don't be childish, Jenkins. No, I think fisties would be best. :fistbump:
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Well listen to me my fine fellow, you are a bit of tail, that's what you are.

 

Do you want...do you waaaaaant...to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?

 

Please fondle my buttocks.

I'm turning you all out! I'm not having this thread filled with filthy perverts! :bang bang:

 

Well they come up to you, like, and push you - shove you off the pavement, like. There's usually four or five of them.

No, please, I can defeat them! There's only a hundred and fifty of them!

Hope...the bladder troubles...getting better. ;)

 

You don't mind if I call you Edward?

You can call me Linda, if you like. :coy:

 

Only if you call me you King! (or Lord...). Filth or no filth.

 

Oh, king, eh? Very nice. And how did you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers!

Ce n'est pas la belle Clodagh. :tsk: C'est Trotsky le revolutionaire.

Oh, P.S. see you at the Saxe-Coburgs Canasta evening.

Don't be childish, Jenkins. No, I think fisties would be best. :fistbump:

That's all right, sir. I forgive you. Lovers' tiff. But you're not the first person to ask me today. I've turned down several people already.
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Well listen to me my fine fellow, you are a bit of tail, that's what you are.

 

Do you want...do you waaaaaant...to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?

 

Please fondle my buttocks.

I'm turning you all out! I'm not having this thread filled with filthy perverts! :bang bang:

 

Well they come up to you, like, and push you - shove you off the pavement, like. There's usually four or five of them.

No, please, I can defeat them! There's only a hundred and fifty of them!

Hope...the bladder troubles...getting better. ;)

 

You don't mind if I call you Edward?

You can call me Linda, if you like. :coy:

 

Only if you call me you King! (or Lord...). Filth or no filth.

 

Oh, king, eh? Very nice. And how did you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers!

Ce n'est pas la belle Clodagh. :tsk: C'est Trotsky le revolutionaire.

Oh, P.S. see you at the Saxe-Coburgs Canasta evening.

Don't be childish, Jenkins. No, I think fisties would be best. :fistbump:

That's all right, sir. I forgive you. Lovers' tiff. But you're not the first person to ask me today. I've turned down several people already.

May I ask you to reconsider. You wouldn't regret this. Think of the tourist trade. :monalisa:
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Well listen to me my fine fellow, you are a bit of tail, that's what you are.

 

Do you want...do you waaaaaant...to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?

 

Please fondle my buttocks.

I'm turning you all out! I'm not having this thread filled with filthy perverts! :bang bang:

 

Well they come up to you, like, and push you - shove you off the pavement, like. There's usually four or five of them.

No, please, I can defeat them! There's only a hundred and fifty of them!

Hope...the bladder troubles...getting better. ;)

 

You don't mind if I call you Edward?

You can call me Linda, if you like. :coy:

 

Only if you call me you King! (or Lord...). Filth or no filth.

 

Oh, king, eh? Very nice. And how did you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers!

Ce n'est pas la belle Clodagh. :tsk: C'est Trotsky le revolutionaire.

Oh, P.S. see you at the Saxe-Coburgs Canasta evening.

Don't be childish, Jenkins. No, I think fisties would be best. :fistbump:

That's all right, sir. I forgive you. Lovers' tiff. But you're not the first person to ask me today. I've turned down several people already.

May I ask you to reconsider. You wouldn't regret this. Think of the tourist trade. :monalisa:

I'll tell you what you want, mate! You want a bloody photographer! That's you want.
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Well listen to me my fine fellow, you are a bit of tail, that's what you are.

 

Do you want...do you waaaaaant...to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?

 

Please fondle my buttocks.

I'm turning you all out! I'm not having this thread filled with filthy perverts! :bang bang:

 

Well they come up to you, like, and push you - shove you off the pavement, like. There's usually four or five of them.

No, please, I can defeat them! There's only a hundred and fifty of them!

Hope...the bladder troubles...getting better. ;)

 

You don't mind if I call you Edward?

You can call me Linda, if you like. :coy:

 

Only if you call me you King! (or Lord...). Filth or no filth.

 

Oh, king, eh? Very nice. And how did you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers!

Ce n'est pas la belle Clodagh. :tsk: C'est Trotsky le revolutionaire.

Oh, P.S. see you at the Saxe-Coburgs Canasta evening.

Don't be childish, Jenkins. No, I think fisties would be best. :fistbump:

That's all right, sir. I forgive you. Lovers' tiff. But you're not the first person to ask me today. I've turned down several people already.

May I ask you to reconsider. You wouldn't regret this. Think of the tourist trade. :monalisa:

I'll tell you what you want, mate! You want a bloody photographer! That's you want.

Photography, eh? Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?

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Well listen to me my fine fellow, you are a bit of tail, that's what you are.

 

Do you want...do you waaaaaant...to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?

 

Please fondle my buttocks.

I'm turning you all out! I'm not having this thread filled with filthy perverts! :bang bang:

 

Well they come up to you, like, and push you - shove you off the pavement, like. There's usually four or five of them.

No, please, I can defeat them! There's only a hundred and fifty of them!

Hope...the bladder troubles...getting better. ;)

 

You don't mind if I call you Edward?

You can call me Linda, if you like. :coy:

 

Only if you call me you King! (or Lord...). Filth or no filth.

 

Oh, king, eh? Very nice. And how did you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers!

Ce n'est pas la belle Clodagh. :tsk: C'est Trotsky le revolutionaire.

Oh, P.S. see you at the Saxe-Coburgs Canasta evening.

Don't be childish, Jenkins. No, I think fisties would be best. :fistbump:

That's all right, sir. I forgive you. Lovers' tiff. But you're not the first person to ask me today. I've turned down several people already.

May I ask you to reconsider. You wouldn't regret this. Think of the tourist trade. :monalisa:

I'll tell you what you want, mate! You want a bloody photographer! That's you want.

Photography, eh? Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?

Raise the high drawbridge. 73rd Gloucester troops approach. :drool: :drool: :drool:
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Well listen to me my fine fellow, you are a bit of tail, that's what you are.

 

Do you want...do you waaaaaant...to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?

 

Please fondle my buttocks.

I'm turning you all out! I'm not having this thread filled with filthy perverts! :bang bang:

 

Well they come up to you, like, and push you - shove you off the pavement, like. There's usually four or five of them.

No, please, I can defeat them! There's only a hundred and fifty of them!

Hope...the bladder troubles...getting better. ;)

 

You don't mind if I call you Edward?

You can call me Linda, if you like. :coy:

 

Only if you call me you King! (or Lord...). Filth or no filth.

 

Oh, king, eh? Very nice. And how did you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers!

Ce n'est pas la belle Clodagh. :tsk: C'est Trotsky le revolutionaire.

Oh, P.S. see you at the Saxe-Coburgs Canasta evening.

Don't be childish, Jenkins. No, I think fisties would be best. :fistbump:

That's all right, sir. I forgive you. Lovers' tiff. But you're not the first person to ask me today. I've turned down several people already.

May I ask you to reconsider. You wouldn't regret this. Think of the tourist trade. :monalisa:

I'll tell you what you want, mate! You want a bloody photographer! That's you want.

Photography, eh? Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?

Raise the high drawbridge. 73rd Gloucester troops approach. :drool: :drool: :drool:

Whoops, don't look now girls, the major's just minced in with that dolly color sergeant, two, three, ooh!

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Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something. :unsure:

 

This is my wife Audrey, she smells a bit, but inside she has a heart of gold!

 

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Audrey. What a beautiful name. What a beautiful...beautiful name. :wub:
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Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something. :unsure:

 

This is my wife Audrey, she smells a bit, but inside she has a heart of gold!

 

2925487683ae95fa363a01fd30fa05ab.jpg

Audrey. What a beautiful name. What a beautiful...beautiful name. :wub:

And the big news this afternoon is that the Pennsylvania boy lerxt1990 has succeeded in swapping his nine-stone Welsh-born wife Audrey for a Ford Popular and a complete box set of Nickleback

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Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something. :unsure:

 

This is my wife Audrey, she smells a bit, but inside she has a heart of gold!

 

2925487683ae95fa363a01fd30fa05ab.jpg

Audrey. What a beautiful name. What a beautiful...beautiful name. :wub:

And the big news this afternoon is that the Pennsylvania boy lerxt1990 has succeeded in swapping his nine-stone Welsh-born wife Audrey for a Ford Popular and a complete box set of Nickleback

 

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Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something. :unsure:

 

This is my wife Audrey, she smells a bit, but inside she has a heart of gold!

 

2925487683ae95fa363a01fd30fa05ab.jpg

Audrey. What a beautiful name. What a beautiful...beautiful name. :wub:

And the big news this afternoon is that the Pennsylvania boy lerxt1990 has succeeded in swapping his nine-stone Welsh-born wife Audrey for a Ford Popular and a complete box set of Nickleback

 

mpfc31.jpg

She was such a good composer that everybody, but everybody wanted to know...and quite right too. :drool:
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Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something. :unsure:

 

This is my wife Audrey, she smells a bit, but inside she has a heart of gold!

 

2925487683ae95fa363a01fd30fa05ab.jpg

Audrey. What a beautiful name. What a beautiful...beautiful name. :wub:

And the big news this afternoon is that the Pennsylvania boy lerxt1990 has succeeded in swapping his nine-stone Welsh-born wife Audrey for a Ford Popular and a complete box set of Nickleback

 

mpfc31.jpg

She was such a good composer that everybody, but everybody wanted to know...and quite right too. :drool:

 

She even knew how to defend herself again a fiend armed with mangos in syrup!

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Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something. :unsure:

 

This is my wife Audrey, she smells a bit, but inside she has a heart of gold!

 

2925487683ae95fa363a01fd30fa05ab.jpg

Audrey. What a beautiful name. What a beautiful...beautiful name. :wub:

And the big news this afternoon is that the Pennsylvania boy lerxt1990 has succeeded in swapping his nine-stone Welsh-born wife Audrey for a Ford Popular and a complete box set of Nickleback

 

mpfc31.jpg

She was such a good composer that everybody, but everybody wanted to know...and quite right too. :drool:

 

She even knew how to defend herself again a fiend armed with mangos in syrup!

Well, I think they should attack things like that - with satire. :P I mean Ned Sherrin. Fair's fair.
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Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something. :unsure:

 

This is my wife Audrey, she smells a bit, but inside she has a heart of gold!

 

2925487683ae95fa363a01fd30fa05ab.jpg

Audrey. What a beautiful name. What a beautiful...beautiful name. :wub:

And the big news this afternoon is that the Pennsylvania boy lerxt1990 has succeeded in swapping his nine-stone Welsh-born wife Audrey for a Ford Popular and a complete box set of Nickleback

 

mpfc31.jpg

She was such a good composer that everybody, but everybody wanted to know...and quite right too. :drool:

 

She even knew how to defend herself again a fiend armed with mangos in syrup!

Well, I think they should attack things like that - with satire. :P I mean Ned Sherrin. Fair's fair.

He knew all the tricks. Dramatic irony, metaphor, pathos, puns, parody, litotes, and satire. He was vicious.

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Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something. :unsure:

 

This is my wife Audrey, she smells a bit, but inside she has a heart of gold!

 

2925487683ae95fa363a01fd30fa05ab.jpg

Audrey. What a beautiful name. What a beautiful...beautiful name. :wub:

And the big news this afternoon is that the Pennsylvania boy lerxt1990 has succeeded in swapping his nine-stone Welsh-born wife Audrey for a Ford Popular and a complete box set of Nickleback

 

mpfc31.jpg

She was such a good composer that everybody, but everybody wanted to know...and quite right too. :drool:

 

She even knew how to defend herself again a fiend armed with mangos in syrup!

Well, I think they should attack things like that - with satire. :P I mean Ned Sherrin. Fair's fair.

He knew all the tricks. Dramatic irony, metaphor, pathos, puns, parody, litotes, and satire. He was vicious.

Pratt was the first to go, but Pratt and Z Pratt put on a second wicket stand of nought, before Z Pratt ran away. :outtahere:
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Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something. :unsure:

 

This is my wife Audrey, she smells a bit, but inside she has a heart of gold!

 

2925487683ae95fa363a01fd30fa05ab.jpg

Audrey. What a beautiful name. What a beautiful...beautiful name. :wub:

And the big news this afternoon is that the Pennsylvania boy lerxt1990 has succeeded in swapping his nine-stone Welsh-born wife Audrey for a Ford Popular and a complete box set of Nickleback

 

mpfc31.jpg

She was such a good composer that everybody, but everybody wanted to know...and quite right too. :drool:

 

She even knew how to defend herself again a fiend armed with mangos in syrup!

Well, I think they should attack things like that - with satire. :P I mean Ned Sherrin. Fair's fair.

He knew all the tricks. Dramatic irony, metaphor, pathos, puns, parody, litotes, and satire. He was vicious.

Pratt was the first to go, but Pratt and Z Pratt put on a second wicket stand of nought, before Z Pratt ran away. :outtahere:

Naughton is not in. Knott is in and is nought for not out. Naughton of Northants got a nasty knock on the nut in the nets last night but it's nothing of note. Next in is Nat Newton of Notts. Not Nutring - Nutting's at nine, er, Nutring knocked neatie nighty knock knock... :wacko:
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