Jump to content

You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3


IbanezJem
 Share

Recommended Posts

Were you surprised at the way the Italians ceded midfield dominance so early on in the game?

No, they were sent off for breaking wind in the forty-third minute. :pizza: :moon: :pizza:

Well, they've had very bad luck on the tour so far. They missed four very easy kicks against the Exeter Amateur Operatic Society, which must have cost them the match and then of course there was that crippling defeat at the hands of the Derry and Toms Soft Toy Department, so I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London Pooves on Saturday.

And now for the latest report on Picasso's progress over to Reg Moss on the Guildford by-pass. :blah:

Well I can't stop here all day...must get on...I'm on a cycling tour of Cornwall.

Yes! Whenever bicycles are broken, or menaced by International Communism, Bicycle Repair Man is ready!

Super... well, er... I think it shows I'm human, don't you?

There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body... except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.

And number three: the other foot. :chickendance:

But it does mean that when he says a bed is two foot wide, it is in fact sixty foot wide.

It's so embarrassing when my wife and I go to an orgy. :blush:
  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Were you surprised at the way the Italians ceded midfield dominance so early on in the game?

No, they were sent off for breaking wind in the forty-third minute. :pizza: :moon: :pizza:

Well, they've had very bad luck on the tour so far. They missed four very easy kicks against the Exeter Amateur Operatic Society, which must have cost them the match and then of course there was that crippling defeat at the hands of the Derry and Toms Soft Toy Department, so I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London Pooves on Saturday.

And now for the latest report on Picasso's progress over to Reg Moss on the Guildford by-pass. :blah:

Well I can't stop here all day...must get on...I'm on a cycling tour of Cornwall.

Yes! Whenever bicycles are broken, or menaced by International Communism, Bicycle Repair Man is ready!

Super... well, er... I think it shows I'm human, don't you?

There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body... except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.

And number three: the other foot. :chickendance:

But it does mean that when he says a bed is two foot wide, it is in fact sixty foot wide.

It's so embarrassing when my wife and I go to an orgy. :blush:

Ooh I must be in the wrong house!
  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Were you surprised at the way the Italians ceded midfield dominance so early on in the game?

No, they were sent off for breaking wind in the forty-third minute. :pizza: :moon: :pizza:

Well, they've had very bad luck on the tour so far. They missed four very easy kicks against the Exeter Amateur Operatic Society, which must have cost them the match and then of course there was that crippling defeat at the hands of the Derry and Toms Soft Toy Department, so I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London Pooves on Saturday.

And now for the latest report on Picasso's progress over to Reg Moss on the Guildford by-pass. :blah:

Well I can't stop here all day...must get on...I'm on a cycling tour of Cornwall.

Yes! Whenever bicycles are broken, or menaced by International Communism, Bicycle Repair Man is ready!

Super... well, er... I think it shows I'm human, don't you?

There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body... except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.

And number three: the other foot. :chickendance:

But it does mean that when he says a bed is two foot wide, it is in fact sixty foot wide.

It's so embarrassing when my wife and I go to an orgy. :blush:

Ooh I must be in the wrong house!

Frances, what idleness is this? Why, good sir Simon Sidney. Come, let us eat and drink. Stay with us awhile. :fistbump:
  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Were you surprised at the way the Italians ceded midfield dominance so early on in the game?

No, they were sent off for breaking wind in the forty-third minute. :pizza: :moon: :pizza:

Well, they've had very bad luck on the tour so far. They missed four very easy kicks against the Exeter Amateur Operatic Society, which must have cost them the match and then of course there was that crippling defeat at the hands of the Derry and Toms Soft Toy Department, so I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London Pooves on Saturday.

And now for the latest report on Picasso's progress over to Reg Moss on the Guildford by-pass. :blah:

Well I can't stop here all day...must get on...I'm on a cycling tour of Cornwall.

Yes! Whenever bicycles are broken, or menaced by International Communism, Bicycle Repair Man is ready!

Super... well, er... I think it shows I'm human, don't you?

There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body... except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.

And number three: the other foot. :chickendance:

But it does mean that when he says a bed is two foot wide, it is in fact sixty foot wide.

It's so embarrassing when my wife and I go to an orgy. :blush:

Ooh I must be in the wrong house!

Frances, what idleness is this? Why, good sir Simon Sidney. Come, let us eat and drink. Stay with us awhile. :fistbump:

In the frozen land of Nador they were forced to eat Robert's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing.
  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Were you surprised at the way the Italians ceded midfield dominance so early on in the game?

No, they were sent off for breaking wind in the forty-third minute. :pizza: :moon: :pizza:

Well, they've had very bad luck on the tour so far. They missed four very easy kicks against the Exeter Amateur Operatic Society, which must have cost them the match and then of course there was that crippling defeat at the hands of the Derry and Toms Soft Toy Department, so I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London Pooves on Saturday.

And now for the latest report on Picasso's progress over to Reg Moss on the Guildford by-pass. :blah:

Well I can't stop here all day...must get on...I'm on a cycling tour of Cornwall.

Yes! Whenever bicycles are broken, or menaced by International Communism, Bicycle Repair Man is ready!

Super... well, er... I think it shows I'm human, don't you?

There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body... except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.

And number three: the other foot. :chickendance:

But it does mean that when he says a bed is two foot wide, it is in fact sixty foot wide.

It's so embarrassing when my wife and I go to an orgy. :blush:

Ooh I must be in the wrong house!

Frances, what idleness is this? Why, good sir Simon Sidney. Come, let us eat and drink. Stay with us awhile. :fistbump:

In the frozen land of Nador they were forced to eat Robert's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing.

Just a minute, Tony. There's a small matter of...murder. :tsk:
  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Were you surprised at the way the Italians ceded midfield dominance so early on in the game?

No, they were sent off for breaking wind in the forty-third minute. :pizza: :moon: :pizza:

Well, they've had very bad luck on the tour so far. They missed four very easy kicks against the Exeter Amateur Operatic Society, which must have cost them the match and then of course there was that crippling defeat at the hands of the Derry and Toms Soft Toy Department, so I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London Pooves on Saturday.

And now for the latest report on Picasso's progress over to Reg Moss on the Guildford by-pass. :blah:

Well I can't stop here all day...must get on...I'm on a cycling tour of Cornwall.

Yes! Whenever bicycles are broken, or menaced by International Communism, Bicycle Repair Man is ready!

Super... well, er... I think it shows I'm human, don't you?

There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body... except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.

And number three: the other foot. :chickendance:

But it does mean that when he says a bed is two foot wide, it is in fact sixty foot wide.

It's so embarrassing when my wife and I go to an orgy. :blush:

Ooh I must be in the wrong house!

Frances, what idleness is this? Why, good sir Simon Sidney. Come, let us eat and drink. Stay with us awhile. :fistbump:

In the frozen land of Nador they were forced to eat Robert's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing.

Just a minute, Tony. There's a small matter of...murder. :tsk:

Yes, sir. It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it
  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Were you surprised at the way the Italians ceded midfield dominance so early on in the game?

No, they were sent off for breaking wind in the forty-third minute. :pizza: :moon: :pizza:

Well, they've had very bad luck on the tour so far. They missed four very easy kicks against the Exeter Amateur Operatic Society, which must have cost them the match and then of course there was that crippling defeat at the hands of the Derry and Toms Soft Toy Department, so I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London Pooves on Saturday.

And now for the latest report on Picasso's progress over to Reg Moss on the Guildford by-pass. :blah:

Well I can't stop here all day...must get on...I'm on a cycling tour of Cornwall.

Yes! Whenever bicycles are broken, or menaced by International Communism, Bicycle Repair Man is ready!

Super... well, er... I think it shows I'm human, don't you?

There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body... except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.

And number three: the other foot. :chickendance:

But it does mean that when he says a bed is two foot wide, it is in fact sixty foot wide.

It's so embarrassing when my wife and I go to an orgy. :blush:

Ooh I must be in the wrong house!

Frances, what idleness is this? Why, good sir Simon Sidney. Come, let us eat and drink. Stay with us awhile. :fistbump:

In the frozen land of Nador they were forced to eat Robert's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing.

Just a minute, Tony. There's a small matter of...murder. :tsk:

Yes, sir. It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it

I'm not going to punish you, because we're so short of judges at the moment. :|
  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Were you surprised at the way the Italians ceded midfield dominance so early on in the game?

No, they were sent off for breaking wind in the forty-third minute. :pizza: :moon: :pizza:

Well, they've had very bad luck on the tour so far. They missed four very easy kicks against the Exeter Amateur Operatic Society, which must have cost them the match and then of course there was that crippling defeat at the hands of the Derry and Toms Soft Toy Department, so I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London Pooves on Saturday.

And now for the latest report on Picasso's progress over to Reg Moss on the Guildford by-pass. :blah:

Well I can't stop here all day...must get on...I'm on a cycling tour of Cornwall.

Yes! Whenever bicycles are broken, or menaced by International Communism, Bicycle Repair Man is ready!

Super... well, er... I think it shows I'm human, don't you?

There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body... except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.

And number three: the other foot. :chickendance:

But it does mean that when he says a bed is two foot wide, it is in fact sixty foot wide.

It's so embarrassing when my wife and I go to an orgy. :blush:

Ooh I must be in the wrong house!

Frances, what idleness is this? Why, good sir Simon Sidney. Come, let us eat and drink. Stay with us awhile. :fistbump:

In the frozen land of Nador they were forced to eat Robert's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing.

Just a minute, Tony. There's a small matter of...murder. :tsk:

Yes, sir. It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it

I'm not going to punish you, because we're so short of judges at the moment. :|

Well, I was ever so glad they abolished hanging, you know, because that black cap just didn't suit me.
  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Were you surprised at the way the Italians ceded midfield dominance so early on in the game?

No, they were sent off for breaking wind in the forty-third minute. :pizza: :moon: :pizza:

Well, they've had very bad luck on the tour so far. They missed four very easy kicks against the Exeter Amateur Operatic Society, which must have cost them the match and then of course there was that crippling defeat at the hands of the Derry and Toms Soft Toy Department, so I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London Pooves on Saturday.

And now for the latest report on Picasso's progress over to Reg Moss on the Guildford by-pass. :blah:

Well I can't stop here all day...must get on...I'm on a cycling tour of Cornwall.

Yes! Whenever bicycles are broken, or menaced by International Communism, Bicycle Repair Man is ready!

Super... well, er... I think it shows I'm human, don't you?

There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body... except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.

And number three: the other foot. :chickendance:

But it does mean that when he says a bed is two foot wide, it is in fact sixty foot wide.

It's so embarrassing when my wife and I go to an orgy. :blush:

Ooh I must be in the wrong house!

Frances, what idleness is this? Why, good sir Simon Sidney. Come, let us eat and drink. Stay with us awhile. :fistbump:

In the frozen land of Nador they were forced to eat Robert's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing.

Just a minute, Tony. There's a small matter of...murder. :tsk:

Yes, sir. It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it

I'm not going to punish you, because we're so short of judges at the moment. :|

Well, I was ever so glad they abolished hanging, you know, because that black cap just didn't suit me.

Now, no one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle. :ph34r: Are there any women here today?
  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Were you surprised at the way the Italians ceded midfield dominance so early on in the game?

No, they were sent off for breaking wind in the forty-third minute. :pizza: :moon: :pizza:

Well, they've had very bad luck on the tour so far. They missed four very easy kicks against the Exeter Amateur Operatic Society, which must have cost them the match and then of course there was that crippling defeat at the hands of the Derry and Toms Soft Toy Department, so I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London Pooves on Saturday.

And now for the latest report on Picasso's progress over to Reg Moss on the Guildford by-pass. :blah:

Well I can't stop here all day...must get on...I'm on a cycling tour of Cornwall.

Yes! Whenever bicycles are broken, or menaced by International Communism, Bicycle Repair Man is ready!

Super... well, er... I think it shows I'm human, don't you?

There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body... except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.

And number three: the other foot. :chickendance:

But it does mean that when he says a bed is two foot wide, it is in fact sixty foot wide.

It's so embarrassing when my wife and I go to an orgy. :blush:

Ooh I must be in the wrong house!

Frances, what idleness is this? Why, good sir Simon Sidney. Come, let us eat and drink. Stay with us awhile. :fistbump:

In the frozen land of Nador they were forced to eat Robert's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing.

Just a minute, Tony. There's a small matter of...murder. :tsk:

Yes, sir. It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it

I'm not going to punish you, because we're so short of judges at the moment. :|

Well, I was ever so glad they abolished hanging, you know, because that black cap just didn't suit me.

Now, no one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle. :ph34r: Are there any women here today?

I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.
  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Were you surprised at the way the Italians ceded midfield dominance so early on in the game?

No, they were sent off for breaking wind in the forty-third minute. :pizza: :moon: :pizza:

Well, they've had very bad luck on the tour so far. They missed four very easy kicks against the Exeter Amateur Operatic Society, which must have cost them the match and then of course there was that crippling defeat at the hands of the Derry and Toms Soft Toy Department, so I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London Pooves on Saturday.

And now for the latest report on Picasso's progress over to Reg Moss on the Guildford by-pass. :blah:

Well I can't stop here all day...must get on...I'm on a cycling tour of Cornwall.

Yes! Whenever bicycles are broken, or menaced by International Communism, Bicycle Repair Man is ready!

Super... well, er... I think it shows I'm human, don't you?

There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body... except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.

And number three: the other foot. :chickendance:

But it does mean that when he says a bed is two foot wide, it is in fact sixty foot wide.

It's so embarrassing when my wife and I go to an orgy. :blush:

Ooh I must be in the wrong house!

Frances, what idleness is this? Why, good sir Simon Sidney. Come, let us eat and drink. Stay with us awhile. :fistbump:

In the frozen land of Nador they were forced to eat Robert's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing.

Just a minute, Tony. There's a small matter of...murder. :tsk:

Yes, sir. It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it

I'm not going to punish you, because we're so short of judges at the moment. :|

Well, I was ever so glad they abolished hanging, you know, because that black cap just didn't suit me.

Now, no one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle. :ph34r: Are there any women here today?

I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.

Yes, we'll have the watch ready for you at midnight...the watch...the Chinese watch...yes, right, bye bye...mother. ;)
  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well, she's got to come to terms with these things. 'Seemly.' 'Prodding.' 'Vac-u-um.' 'Leap.'

Oh, oh Bevis, should we? :blush: Be gentle with me.

 

Bum! Oh, what a giveaway!

OK, you've got this girl on your bed, you've had a few drinks, you've got her stretched out and her feet on the mantelpiece...
  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well, she's got to come to terms with these things. 'Seemly.' 'Prodding.' 'Vac-u-um.' 'Leap.'

Oh, oh Bevis, should we? :blush: Be gentle with me.

 

Bum! Oh, what a giveaway!

OK, you've got this girl on your bed, you've had a few drinks, you've got her stretched out and her feet on the mantelpiece...

No, no good! How we going to get feeling of personal alienation of self from society with this load of Bulldog Drummond crop? :wtf:
  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well, she's got to come to terms with these things. 'Seemly.' 'Prodding.' 'Vac-u-um.' 'Leap.'

Oh, oh Bevis, should we? :blush: Be gentle with me.

 

Bum! Oh, what a giveaway!

OK, you've got this girl on your bed, you've had a few drinks, you've got her stretched out and her feet on the mantelpiece...

No, no good! How we going to get feeling of personal alienation of self from society with this load of Bulldog Drummond crop? :wtf:

There you are, you see, he spoke his mind. He said my idea was lousy. It just so happens my idea isn't lousy so get out you goddam pinko subversive, get out! :rage:
  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well, she's got to come to terms with these things. 'Seemly.' 'Prodding.' 'Vac-u-um.' 'Leap.'

Oh, oh Bevis, should we? :blush: Be gentle with me.

 

Bum! Oh, what a giveaway!

OK, you've got this girl on your bed, you've had a few drinks, you've got her stretched out and her feet on the mantelpiece...

No, no good! How we going to get feeling of personal alienation of self from society with this load of Bulldog Drummond crop? :wtf:

There you are, you see, he spoke his mind. He said my idea was lousy. It just so happens my idea isn't lousy so get out you goddam pinko subversive, get out! :rage:

Let me come with you, Pontiuth Lion. I may be of thome athithtanth if there ith a thudden crithith.
  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well, she's got to come to terms with these things. 'Seemly.' 'Prodding.' 'Vac-u-um.' 'Leap.'

Oh, oh Bevis, should we? :blush: Be gentle with me.

 

Bum! Oh, what a giveaway!

OK, you've got this girl on your bed, you've had a few drinks, you've got her stretched out and her feet on the mantelpiece...

No, no good! How we going to get feeling of personal alienation of self from society with this load of Bulldog Drummond crop? :wtf:

There you are, you see, he spoke his mind. He said my idea was lousy. It just so happens my idea isn't lousy so get out you goddam pinko subversive, get out! :rage:

Let me come with you, Pontiuth Lion. I may be of thome athithtanth if there ith a thudden crithith.

Uh-oh, there's a hosepipe! This means trouble for somebody! :o
  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well, she's got to come to terms with these things. 'Seemly.' 'Prodding.' 'Vac-u-um.' 'Leap.'

Oh, oh Bevis, should we? :blush: Be gentle with me.

 

Bum! Oh, what a giveaway!

OK, you've got this girl on your bed, you've had a few drinks, you've got her stretched out and her feet on the mantelpiece...

No, no good! How we going to get feeling of personal alienation of self from society with this load of Bulldog Drummond crop? :wtf:

There you are, you see, he spoke his mind. He said my idea was lousy. It just so happens my idea isn't lousy so get out you goddam pinko subversive, get out! :rage:

Let me come with you, Pontiuth Lion. I may be of thome athithtanth if there ith a thudden crithith.

Uh-oh, there's a hosepipe! This means trouble for somebody! :o

I would put a tax on all people who stand in water...Oh!
  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well, she's got to come to terms with these things. 'Seemly.' 'Prodding.' 'Vac-u-um.' 'Leap.'

Oh, oh Bevis, should we? :blush: Be gentle with me.

 

Bum! Oh, what a giveaway!

OK, you've got this girl on your bed, you've had a few drinks, you've got her stretched out and her feet on the mantelpiece...

No, no good! How we going to get feeling of personal alienation of self from society with this load of Bulldog Drummond crop? :wtf:

There you are, you see, he spoke his mind. He said my idea was lousy. It just so happens my idea isn't lousy so get out you goddam pinko subversive, get out! :rage:

Let me come with you, Pontiuth Lion. I may be of thome athithtanth if there ith a thudden crithith.

Uh-oh, there's a hosepipe! This means trouble for somebody! :o

I would put a tax on all people who stand in water...Oh!

Oh well, whole afternoon to kill...better have a bath, I suppose. :gumby:
  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well, she's got to come to terms with these things. 'Seemly.' 'Prodding.' 'Vac-u-um.' 'Leap.'

Oh, oh Bevis, should we? :blush: Be gentle with me.

 

Bum! Oh, what a giveaway!

OK, you've got this girl on your bed, you've had a few drinks, you've got her stretched out and her feet on the mantelpiece...

No, no good! How we going to get feeling of personal alienation of self from society with this load of Bulldog Drummond crop? :wtf:

There you are, you see, he spoke his mind. He said my idea was lousy. It just so happens my idea isn't lousy so get out you goddam pinko subversive, get out! :rage:

Let me come with you, Pontiuth Lion. I may be of thome athithtanth if there ith a thudden crithith.

Uh-oh, there's a hosepipe! This means trouble for somebody! :o

I would put a tax on all people who stand in water...Oh!

Oh well, whole afternoon to kill...better have a bath, I suppose. :gumby:

There's more to life than culture. There's dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat!
  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well, she's got to come to terms with these things. 'Seemly.' 'Prodding.' 'Vac-u-um.' 'Leap.'

Oh, oh Bevis, should we? :blush: Be gentle with me.

 

Bum! Oh, what a giveaway!

OK, you've got this girl on your bed, you've had a few drinks, you've got her stretched out and her feet on the mantelpiece...

No, no good! How we going to get feeling of personal alienation of self from society with this load of Bulldog Drummond crop? :wtf:

There you are, you see, he spoke his mind. He said my idea was lousy. It just so happens my idea isn't lousy so get out you goddam pinko subversive, get out! :rage:

Let me come with you, Pontiuth Lion. I may be of thome athithtanth if there ith a thudden crithith.

Uh-oh, there's a hosepipe! This means trouble for somebody! :o

I would put a tax on all people who stand in water...Oh!

Oh well, whole afternoon to kill...better have a bath, I suppose. :gumby:

There's more to life than culture. There's dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat!

Well, I've got to stop you there, I'm afraid, because we've got someone who's been doing cabaret in the New Forest. :joker:
  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well, she's got to come to terms with these things. 'Seemly.' 'Prodding.' 'Vac-u-um.' 'Leap.'

Oh, oh Bevis, should we? :blush: Be gentle with me.

 

Bum! Oh, what a giveaway!

OK, you've got this girl on your bed, you've had a few drinks, you've got her stretched out and her feet on the mantelpiece...

No, no good! How we going to get feeling of personal alienation of self from society with this load of Bulldog Drummond crop? :wtf:

There you are, you see, he spoke his mind. He said my idea was lousy. It just so happens my idea isn't lousy so get out you goddam pinko subversive, get out! :rage:

Let me come with you, Pontiuth Lion. I may be of thome athithtanth if there ith a thudden crithith.

Uh-oh, there's a hosepipe! This means trouble for somebody! :o

I would put a tax on all people who stand in water...Oh!

Oh well, whole afternoon to kill...better have a bath, I suppose. :gumby:

There's more to life than culture. There's dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat!

Well, I've got to stop you there, I'm afraid, because we've got someone who's been doing cabaret in the New Forest. :joker:

Oh no, Thursday's the Industrial Relations Bill Dinner Dance. Can't they make it another day?
  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well, she's got to come to terms with these things. 'Seemly.' 'Prodding.' 'Vac-u-um.' 'Leap.'

Oh, oh Bevis, should we? :blush: Be gentle with me.

 

Bum! Oh, what a giveaway!

OK, you've got this girl on your bed, you've had a few drinks, you've got her stretched out and her feet on the mantelpiece...

No, no good! How we going to get feeling of personal alienation of self from society with this load of Bulldog Drummond crop? :wtf:

There you are, you see, he spoke his mind. He said my idea was lousy. It just so happens my idea isn't lousy so get out you goddam pinko subversive, get out! :rage:

Let me come with you, Pontiuth Lion. I may be of thome athithtanth if there ith a thudden crithith.

Uh-oh, there's a hosepipe! This means trouble for somebody! :o

I would put a tax on all people who stand in water...Oh!

Oh well, whole afternoon to kill...better have a bath, I suppose. :gumby:

There's more to life than culture. There's dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat!

Well, I've got to stop you there, I'm afraid, because we've got someone who's been doing cabaret in the New Forest. :joker:

Oh no, Thursday's the Industrial Relations Bill Dinner Dance. Can't they make it another day?

Yes, and it's the Annual Dance in the Sabine School for Girls. :drool:
  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...