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8 Pandemic Words & Phrases People Absolutely Never Want to Hear Again

JohnnyBlaze

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Never Want to Hear Again  

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  1. 1. Which word / phrase do you never want to hear again the most?

    • New normal
      2
    • Social distancing
      4
    • Unprecedented
      2
    • Uncertain
      0
    • Trying times
      1
    • Speaking moistly
      1
    • Toilet paper shortage
      1
    • Essential
      0
    • All 8 are equally f***ing annoying.
      5
    • ((another word / phrase not listed))
      5

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Mara

Mara

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Though we live in trying times....we're the ones who have to try

 

I have no problem with that one. I already hated "new normal". So I have to go with "Social distancing".

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Nova Carmina

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https://www.dictiona...rce=parsely-api

 

 

tbh, I can't say I've heard "speaking moistly" used.

 

And thank god for that! Yuck!

 

There are several on the list that are run into the ground, but I went with TP shortage because I want human nature to change, I guess, and for people to stop being so panicky. Something tells me I'm headed for disappointment.

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Lorraine

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If I never hear "social distancing" again in my life, I will be content.

 

If I never hear "moving forward" again, I will be content.

 

Mostly, if I never hear "Have a nice rest of your [day - morning - afternoon - evening - night]" I will be ecstatic and give Treeduck a kiss on the forehead.

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Principled Man

Principled Man

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Safe

Be safe

Stay safe

Feel safe

Safer at home

We want you to be safe

 

Every time I watch a baseball game, and the umpire calls "SAFE", I'm gonna have painful flashbacks.....

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goose

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I hate, hate, hate how "unprecedented" is so commonly used these days in so many contexts. It's been reduced to a synonym for "so far as a can remember".

 

The overuse of the word is truly unprecedented.

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HemiBeers

HemiBeers

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"flattening the curve" - followed by a totally unnecessary explanation of the f***ing curve.

 

when i hear that it sounds like my doctor telling me to lose the belly.

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HemiBeers

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"we need more testing"

 

when tests are producing 15-30% false negatives. and if there is a positive, there's f***ing nothing they'll do unless you have one foot in the grave. it's just more useless government masturbating with numbers.

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grep

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Speaking Moistly. UGH.

 

 

heh heh uh heh heh uh heh HE SAID MOIST

huh uh heh uuhh heh huh huh heh uh huh heh uh huh

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goose

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"flattening the curve" - followed by a totally unnecessary explanation of the f***ing curve.

 

With that in mind, I'll add "this is exponential!".

 

It's hard to find something in nature that ISN'T exponential.

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