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The saga of the little lamb, the little llama, the rampaging rabbit, the stockpiling squirrel and the naked little blonde jaybird


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Lindsay Wagner as the little lamb

 

Kristy McNichol as the little llama

 

Robert Blake as the rampaging rabbit

 

Bill Bixby as the stockpiling squirrel

 

Angie Dickinson as the naked little blonde jaybird.

 

Is this a production from 1978? I mean, cool if it is, but that explains a lot . . ..

Explain what it explains? :popcorn:

 

The date would explain the casting choices -- I'm still on the edge of my seat to learn what it's all about, though . . .

You'll just have to wait and find out when it debuts at Cannes Film Festival. Join us there! Treeduck will be wearing a coat and tails in pink and lilac polka dots.

 

And a Yankees baseball cap.

And everyone else will be dressed up as Eddie Munster, they'll all be the same height and everything.

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Featuring...

 

Lindsay Wagner as the little lamb

 

Kristy McNichol as the little llama

 

Robert Blake as the rampaging rabbit

 

Bill Bixby as the stockpiling squirrel

 

Angie Dickinson as the naked little blonde jaybird.

 

Is this a production from 1978? I mean, cool if it is, but that explains a lot . . ..

Explain what it explains? :popcorn:

 

The date would explain the casting choices -- I'm still on the edge of my seat to learn what it's all about, though . . .

You'll just have to wait and find out when it debuts at Cannes Film Festival. Join us there! Treeduck will be wearing a coat and tails in pink and lilac polka dots.

 

And a Yankees baseball cap.

And everyone else will be dressed up as Eddie Munster, they'll all be the same height and everything.

 

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Little Lamb, as she had become to be known as, couldn't help but think that things are not exactly as they seem. She couldn't shake that feeling of nostalgia, or was it deja vu for days gone by. Was it an actual memory? Did it really happen, or was it merely a dream? Sometimes while she was thinking back to another time and another place it seemed as if she was recalling scenes from a movie she'd seen so many times that it seemed like her own reality.

 

However, here she found herself, in the here and now. Finishing her third cup of tea and still unable to make clear in her mind the events that had unfolded as if out of nowhere. Something has to give she thought to herself and let out an audible laugh. Was she prepared for this interruption into her well ordered little life. Much like the sun appearing after days and days of rain, prepared or not, it was most welcomed.

 

How odd it was indeed to see Little Llama, Rampaging Rabbit, Stockpiling Squirrel and Naked Little Jaybird after all of the years. These were not their real names, of course, but even after all of this time to refer to them by any other name would just seem foreign and out of place. What was to happen next was truly anybody's guess.

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Little Lamb, as she had become to be known as, couldn't help but think that things are not exactly as they seem. She couldn't shake that feeling of nostalgia, or was it deja vu for days gone by. Was it an actual memory? Did it really happen, or was it merely a dream? Sometimes while she was thinking back to another time and another place it seemed as if she was recalling scenes from a movie she'd seen so many times that it seemed like her own reality.

 

However, here she found herself, in the here and now. Finishing her third cup of tea and still unable to make clear in her mind the events that had unfolded as if out of nowhere. Something has to give she thought to herself and let out an audible laugh. Was she prepared for this interruption into her well ordered little life. Much like the sun appearing after days and days of rain, prepared or not, it was most welcomed.

 

How odd it was indeed to see Little Llama, Rampaging Rabbit, Stockpiling Squirrel and Naked Little Jaybird after all of the years. These were not their real names, of course, but even after all of this time to refer to them by any other name would just seem foreign and out of place. What was to happen next was truly anybody's guess.

The lamb is probably laid out right now, it's too tired.

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I'm back in the thread.

That's a relief. Things were running amok. :popcorn:

I know!

Did you know that Mary had a little lamb? His fleece was white as snow, and everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.

 

Swear - it's the truth!!! Cross my heart and hope to listen to heavy metal.

Sorry m8, but among others, that truth was previously told by SRV.
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Taylor Swift as the little lamb

 

Selena Gomez as the little llama

 

Kanye West as the rampaging rabbit

 

Donald Trump as the hoarding squirrel

 

Sharon Stone as the naked little blonde jaybird.

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Little Llama’s mind was all a flutter with mixed emotions. Why after all this time was her hand thrown in with Little Lamb, Rampaging Rabbit, Stockpiling Squirrel and Naked Little Blonde Jaybird once again. These were not their real names, of course, but for the life of her she couldn’t seem to recall what their proper names were. Nor did she care.

 

Little Llama was considerably younger than the others, but no less the wiser that much was certain. Her relationship with the others all those years ago was not forced, not by choice, but rather one of convenience. She never let on and remained dutiful in the light of their unknown condescension, which she always attributed to their age differences.

 

Never keen in their company, she did sometimes enjoyed the comic respite it provided her from solitude and loneliness. Ironically, it was solitude that she prized most. Even here and now her mind wandered to nights in the desert on a blanket alone staring up at a night sky of million stars.

 

She shook herself out of her day dream and refocused on the situation at hand. Had they changed at all? Indeed, had she? “Why here, why now?”, the question kept coming, "what brought this all up?". Her best plan, which had always been her best plan was to play the wallflower and quietly watch how this all plays out.

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Give me a buzz when everyone is living happily ever after.

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"Buzzzzzzzz. Hello I'm the little black wasp, except the Great Black Wasp, because I'm greater than most wasps..."

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The Rampaging Rabbit couldn't believe that after all this time that he was still be accepted as one of their own. It was like they didn't remember his checkered past, or didn't seem to mind. He was still the same old "rabbit", of sorts. Being reunited with the others made him reflect of years ago, wondering if they saw something in him that he could not see in himself.. "Hey Rabbit!", they would say. "Rampaging Rabbit!", he would correct them as if the moniker of "rabbit" was too soft, too tame, not nearly tough enough or perhaps out of defense that they saw something him that he, oh so cleverly, tried to keep hidden.

 

He'd been on a rampage of sorts ever since the last day he'd spent with his father on the seaside. His only two true recollections of his childhood relationship with him were rather soggy tuna fish sandwiches and the words, "Remember son, nobody is going to give you anything in this life, what you want or need you're going to have to take". From that point on, it was a life of theft, sexual conquest, vandalism and the occasional bout with arson.

 

However, here he was again with Little Lamb, Little Llama, Stockpiling Squirrel and the naked Little Jaybird. There would be others fighting for attention to join in, but it was much too crowded with these five to begin with. All this time had passed and he was on the rampage once again with the other four. The other only pressing question at hand was, "Why?".

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The Rampaging Rabbit couldn't believe that after all this time that he was still be accepted as one of their own. It was like they didn't remember his checkered past, or didn't seem to mind. He was still the same old "rabbit", of sorts. Being reunited with the others made him reflect of years ago, wondering if they saw something in him that he could not see in himself.. "Hey Rabbit!", they would say. "Rampaging Rabbit!", he would correct them as if the moniker of "rabbit" was too soft, too tame, not nearly tough enough or perhaps out of defense that they saw something him that he, oh so cleverly, tried to keep hidden.

 

He'd been on a rampage of sorts ever since the last day he'd spent with his father on the seaside. His only two true recollections of his childhood relationship with him were rather soggy tuna fish sandwiches and the words, "Remember son, nobody is going to give you anything in this life, what you want or need you're going to have to take". From that point on, it was a life of theft, sexual conquest, vandalism and the occasional bout with arson.

 

However, here he was again with Little Lamb, Little Llama, Stockpiling Squirrel and the naked Little Jaybird. There would be others fighting for attention to join in, but it was much too crowded with these five to begin with. All this time had passed and he was on the rampage once again with the other four. The other only pressing question at hand was, "Why?".

Good!

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Stockpiling Squirrel laughed to himself at the memory of his embarrassment at the queries of Little Lamb, Little Llama, Rampaging Rabbit and Naked Little Blonde Jaybird. It was simple enough and asked without malice or intent to ridicule. “What did Father Christmas bring you?”.

 

That year’s tree was void of treasures for good little boys and little girls. It was replaced with a mother’s tears at the failure of her husband to return the eve prior, not that he was ever really there to begin with. Disappeared with his last paycheck, there would be no presents, no dinner and no joy to his little damaged world.

 

From that day until just before this one, Squirrel had begun stockpiling. Even as children, if the five needed something, there was good chance Stockpiling Squirrel possessed it and was quite willing to share with those who had need or desire.

 

“But what of me do they have need for today, all these years later?”, he wondered. It wasn’t a matter of puffed up pride but rather a by product of extreme self sufficiency. He always loved the other four in spite of the somewhat claustrophobic quarters they shared. And here they are, once again, claiming a small piece of floor in the very same quarters awaiting the answer to meaning behind it all.

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Stockpiling Squirrel laughed to himself at the memory of his embarrassment at the queries of Little Lamb, Little Llama, Rampaging Rabbit and Naked Little Blonde Jaybird. It was simple enough and asked without malice or intent to ridicule. “What did Father Christmas bring you?”.

 

That year’s tree was void of treasures for good little boys and little girls. It was replaced with a mother’s tears at the failure of her husband to return the eve prior, not that he was ever really there to begin with. Disappeared with his last paycheck, there would be no presents, no dinner and no joy to his little damaged world.

 

From that day until just before this one, Squirrel had begun stockpiling. Even as children, if the five needed something, there was good chance Stockpiling Squirrel possessed it and was quite willing to share with those who had need or desire.

 

“But what of me do they have need for today, all these years later?”, he wondered. It wasn’t a matter of puffed up pride but rather a by product of extreme self sufficiency. He always loved the other four in spite of the somewhat claustrophobic quarters they shared. And here they are, once again, claiming a small piece of floor in the very same quarters awaiting the answer to meaning behind it all.

There's some new ones the ancient eternal puppy, the living teddy bear, the coy angelic koala, the sinister smiling stoat and the slippery, sleek otter.

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Naked Little Blonde Jaybird was beautiful, that was a fact and not up for debate, personal taste or interpretation. It had always been that way and many ways it was more of a curse than it was a blessing. “If I’d only been born more plain looking life would be so much easier”, she secretly complained to herself.

 

She studied harder than the rest and tried to be humble and kind but to no avail. People were not drawn to, or cared for her intelligence, humility or kindness. Finally, she was broken and gave in to that sad fact. Was it tragedy or comedy she could never figure out. From that point on she garnered every favour conceivable and could not recall ever having to pay for even a single drink.

 

All these years later, her beauty intact, with the rose refusing to fade she found herself reunited with Little Rabbit, Little Llama, Rampaging Rabbit and Stockpiling Squirrel. They were her life’s only true friends as they were immune to her physical beauty and loved her for her. So much so that in their presence she was always on the verge of tears. Tears the other four would never understand, as they were tears of joy.

 

Not certain as to the purpose of this reunion, but it somehow felt like a last stand of sorts. There were other voices that tried to horn their way into their fold, but in the end, whatever was to come next Naked Little Blonde Jaybird was happy it was the five.

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