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"Oh, I was japed a fortnight ago at Cyril's. Such a japing I never before did endure!"

"What amusables were conjured, pray tell?"

"Well, things started off as a simple lark-about, and then soon progressed to general merriment. Then the quadrille records came out, and the skits and japes began."

"Sounds a real jollification!"

"Oh, it was truly runcible."

 

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There was a stupid man who walked a stupid mile,

He had a stupid hat and a really stupid smile.

He had a stupid little wife, and a stupid little kid,

He even had a stupid job where stupid things he did.

 

He read some stupid books, and listened to stupid sounds,

Looked at stupid things, walked on stupid ground.

And then one day his time was up, his end of life had come,

He lay in bed, sighed and said: "Boy, life sure can be dumb."

 

- Stu Piddity

 

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A company I invested in beats expectations by a lot and announces the acquisition of another. So naturally the stock tanks 10%,

"tanks"

10% in an hour is no big deal?

What I said was that I don't consider 10% a tank

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A company I invested in beats expectations by a lot and announces the acquisition of another. So naturally the stock tanks 10%,

Buy more?

Ah, the Martingale Stock Strategy

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distracted myself from crying and moping and being depressed by filling out job applications
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my tarantula has been sitting on top of his hide for a couple hours, which is unusual of him, normally he just climbs on the glass once in a while. i hope one of the mealworms that i fed him a couple weeks ago didnt burrow.

 

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for the most part, their behavior is just them doing what they wanna do, but i can't help but worry!
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