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"Happy Birthday, Tick". You are welcome. Edited by Derek19
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Tick's a man who's getting lamer

His face is turning black

because he's a Justin Trudeau shamer

And any liberal wack he will attack

 

He's got a problem with leftie loonies

But you know he'll kick their ass

He's cleaning up the internet

because he has balls of brass

 

Trying to scare the shit out of the Snowflake Man

Dying to give some heat to the New Age Man

 

Tick knows Trump makes mistakes

but the Hollywood elites really take the cake

Tick's old enough to look like dirt

But young enough that he can prove it

He's fat enough to eat the world

But his bowels are loose enough to lose it

He's an Old Old Man...

 

Tick has a radio receiver

He's a CB radio enthusiast

He's a little out of date

If he sees a pretty girl he's on her really fast

 

He's got a problem with his pecker

His weapon goes on patrol

He's got to walk a fine line

And keep his self-control

 

Trying to scare the shit out of the Snowflake Man

Dying to give some heat to the New Age Man

 

He's too caught up with yesterday

he isn't going to change until doomsday

He's RICH enough to know what's right

But stubborn enough not to admit it

He's wise enough to keep his temper

but gets drunk enough to lose it

He's an old old Man...

He's a very old man...

He's an ancient man!

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Well thank you all for thinking of and remembering me!

And Treeduck...

Seek medical attention because I think your erection is more than 4 hours!

And stay away from 5 hour energy.

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