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Good Charlotte - THE LITTLE THINGS

 

yeah, this song is dedicated [this is good charlotte]

to every kid who ever got picked last in gym class [you know what i'm saying, this is for you]

to every kid who never had a date to no school dance [this is for you]

to everyone whose ever been called a freak [you all know what i'm saying]

this is for you [what]

here we, here we go

 

yeah, what, come on [you all know what i'm talking about]

yeah, what [you all know what i'm saying]

come on, come on, come on

here we go

 

ohhh... [come on]

ohhh... [let's do this]

 

here we go

like the time in school when we got free lunch

and the cool kids beat us up [reduced lunch]

and the rich kids had convertibles

and we had to ride the bus [fifty-five]

like the time we made the baseball team

but they still laughed at us [you still suck]

like the time that girl broke up with me

'cause i wasn't cool enough [trick!]

 

things... things...

[here we go]

the little things, little things, they always hang around

the little things, little things, they try to break me down

the little things, little things, they just won't go away

the little things, little things, made me who i am today

 

you wanna hate me now, but i wont stop now, 'cause i can't stop now

 

yeah, what [come on]

what

yeah [what]

come on, come on

 

here we go

like the time mom went to that institute

'cause she was breakin' down [i just cant take it]

like the car we had that wouldn't start

we had to walk to get around [can i get a ride]

and that same year on christmas eve

dad went to the store [uhhh... see you kids later]

we checked his room, his things were gone

we didn't see him no more [dick!]

 

things... things...

[here we go]

the little things, little things, they always hang around

the little things, little things, they try to break me down

the little things, little things, they just won't go away

the little things, little things, made me who i am today

 

you wanna hate me now, but i wont stop now, 'cause i can't stop now

 

what, what, what

[here we go]

[here we go]

 

the little things, little things, little things,little things

little things,little things,little things,little things

little things,little things,little things,little things [ohhh...]

little things,little things,little things [ohhh...]

 

[here we go]

 

ohhh...

ohhh...

 

and it always seem those little things they take the biggest parts of me [ohhh...]

breakdown [ohhh...]

i'm breaking down

i'm breaking down

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QUOTE (Mustard Death @ Oct 14 2005, 08:45 PM)
I can't believe you guys don't like that song... The Black Eyed Peas are obviously the most talented musical group to arise in quite awhile.

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QUOTE (Mustard Death @ Oct 14 2005, 09:45 PM)
I can't believe you guys don't like that song... The Black Eyed Peas are obviously the most talented musical group to arise in quite awhile.

They write pretty catchy hooks thats for sure.

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Well , you're going to have to look far and wide to find another writer like Peart .

Just one of the reasons , I like so few bands out there .

Now, I don't know who wrote the lyrics for Judas Priest , But I always thought they were well done , you can always tell when a song was thrown together in 2 minutes and you can always tell when a lot of time and effort has been put into it .

 

The Black Eyed Peas ??

Someone's smokin Crack !! new_thumbsdownsmileyanim.gif

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QUOTE (Modest Man From Mandrake @ Oct 14 2005, 06:39 PM)
QUOTE (Mustard Death @ Oct 14 2005, 08:45 PM)
I can't believe you guys don't like that song... The Black Eyed Peas are obviously the most talented musical group to arise in quite awhile.

ohmy.gif

I'd be willing to bet that Mustard_Death was JOKING! tongue.gif

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QUOTE (rushgoober @ Oct 15 2005, 10:18 AM)
QUOTE (Modest Man From Mandrake @ Oct 14 2005, 06:39 PM)
QUOTE (Mustard Death @ Oct 14 2005, 08:45 PM)
I can't believe you guys don't like that song... The Black Eyed Peas are obviously the most talented musical group to arise in quite awhile.

ohmy.gif

I'd be willing to bet that Mustard_Death was JOKING! tongue.gif

Let me remind you of the Black eye piss yourselves

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QUOTE (endlesslymocking @ Oct 15 2005, 06:56 PM)
QUOTE (rushgoober @ Oct 15 2005, 10:18 AM)
QUOTE (Modest Man From Mandrake @ Oct 14 2005, 06:39 PM)
QUOTE (Mustard Death @ Oct 14 2005, 08:45 PM)
I can't believe you guys don't like that song... The Black Eyed Peas are obviously the most talented musical group to arise in quite awhile.

ohmy.gif

I'd be willing to bet that Mustard_Death was JOKING! tongue.gif

Let me remind you of the Black eye piss yourselves

It's the Black Eyed Peeeees (Themselves) tongue.gif

 

 

What I find really funny is that like 5 girls in my grade have these lyrics quoted as their away message at this very minute.

 

What is this world coming to?

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I'm upper, upper class high society

God's gift to ballroom notoriety

And I always fill my ballroom

The event is never small

All the social papers say I've got the biggest balls of all

 

CHORUS

I've got big balls

I've got big balls

And they're such big balls

Dirty big balls

And he's got big balls,

And she's got big balls,

But we've got the biggest balls of them all!

 

And my balls are always bouncing

My ballroom always full

And everybody comes and comes again

If your name is on the guest list

No one can take you higher

Everybody says I've got great balls of fire!

 

CHORUS

 

Some balls are held for charity

And some for fancy dress

But when they're held for pleasure,

They're the balls that I like best.

And my balls are always bouncing,

To the left and to the right.

It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

 

CHORUS

 

And I'm just itching to tell you about them

Oh, we have such wonderful fun

Seafood cocktail

Crabs

Crayfish

 

 

As much as I like AC/DC, this song makes me 062802puke_prv.gif

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QUOTE (PuppetKing2112 @ Oct 16 2005, 12:32 AM)
CBC and Radio-Canada are channels filled with mirth

W T F

 

 

by the way, did you record this? if so, SEND!

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hey invisible, i LIKE the song Big Balls by AC/DC - maybe it was because I was 12 when I first got into the album it came off of, but I still think it's funny. it took a lot of, well... balls to write and release that song! if they were trying to be serious, i might not like it, but it was obviously just for fun...
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