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What kind of bee's give milk ?

 

 

 

Boobies !

 

YES!!! ( @ ) ( @ )

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From my friend John, a musician and electronics buff:

 

"I'd like to do an old Chinese melody called Tu Ning."

 

" Did you hear, the Energizer Bunny died. Seems he got his polarity reversed and he kept coming and coming and coming. "

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I refused to believe all the stories about my father stealing from his road construction job.

 

But when I got home, all the signs were there.

I had a job digging tunnels but I quit because it was too boring

 

I quit my job at the helium factory. I refuse to let people speak to me in that tone.

 

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A priest, a rabbi and a imam walk into a bar. The barmaid asked do any of you guys eat ass?

 

The rabbi asked, “is the ass Kosher”?

 

The imam asked, “is the ass halal”?

 

The priest licked his right index finger tip, “is the ass yours”?

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Geddy Lee, Alex Lifeson, and Neil Peart walk into a bar during a tour stop in 1975. The barkeep asks, "What can I get you girls?"

 

The three of them look taken aback. "We're not girls!", Geddy says.

 

The barkeep looks confused at first, but then says, "Ohhh sorry. That was rude of me. What can I get you ladies?"

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How many Neil Pearts does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

Only one, but no fans or fat people are allowed to watch.

They may purchase his books in the gift-shop, however.

 

 

Yep, that's dumb! :P

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I yelled "COW!" at a woman riding a bike, and she angrily flipped me off.

 

A second later, she rode right into the cow. I tried ....

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They are a venerable Canadian band who came up in the 70s opening for Kiss among other big names before becoming headliners themselves and rising to international prominence in the 80s. And they kicked it all off with a song about the working man.

 

But enough about Loverboy.

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I got fired from my job at Office Depot over nothing. All I did was sneak up behind my coworkers and yell "SUPPLIES!"
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On Halloween...

 

Kid: Trick or Treat!

Woman: Well, what are you young man?

Kid: I'm a pirate!

Woman: Well, where are your buccaneers?

Kid: Under my buccin' hat.

 

I was going to post that one and you beat me to it.

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