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How can you get a very large group of Rush fans to exit a building?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Play Roll The Bones.

 

In my case it will inspire me to take a piss break. If I timed it right I could empty the bladder, get another beer, and be back in my seat just as the next song started.

 

Rush should have changed the chorus at the shows to "You drank the beer! The time is here! Take a piss."

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How can you get a very large group of Rush fans to exit a building?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Play Roll The Bones.

 

In my case it will inspire me to take a piss break. If I timed it right I could empty the bladder, get another beer, and be back in my seat just as the next song started.

 

Rush should have changed the chorus at the shows to "You drank the beer! The time is here! Take a piss."

 

I put a pic up on CP after the MSG show in 2015. It was me in the restroom during RTB. To prove the point. ;) Some of you may recall that.

 

Greparoo did not f**k around when it came to RTB. I'd plan my beer and piss runs around where that song was in the setlist over the years.

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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me .... I’m afraid of widths.

 

 

 

— Steven Wright

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.
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How can you get a very large group of Rush fans to exit a building?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Play Roll The Bones.

 

Not even REMOTELY funny...

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

 

HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!

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How can you get a very large group of Rush fans to exit a building?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Play Roll The Bones.

 

In my case it will inspire me to take a piss break. If I timed it right I could empty the bladder, get another beer, and be back in my seat just as the next song started.

 

Rush should have changed the chorus at the shows to "You drank the beer! The time is here! Take a piss."

 

I put a pic up on CP after the MSG show in 2015. It was me in the restroom during RTB. To prove the point. ;) Some of you may recall that.

 

Greparoo did not f**k around when it came to RTB. I'd plan my beer and piss runs around where that song was in the setlist over the years.

 

It's action, reaction.

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On Halloween...

 

Kid: Trick or Treat!

Woman: Well, what are you young man?

Kid: I'm a pirate!

Woman: Well, where are your buccaneers?

Kid: Under my buccin' hat.

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I refused to believe all the stories about my father stealing from his road construction job.

 

But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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I had a job digging tunnels but I quit because it was too boring

 

I quit my job at the helium factory. I refuse to let people speak to me in that tone.

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A man walks into doctor's office. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc. "It's ... um ... well ... I have five penises." replies the man. "Wow!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?" "Like a glove." Edited by condemned2bfree
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I refused to believe all the stories about my father stealing from his road construction job.

 

But when I got home, all the signs were there.

 

:LOL:

 

Being a Canadian, you may know Stewart Francis, the Canadian comedian from whom I stole that joke..... :blush:

 

 

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I refused to believe all the stories about my father stealing from his road construction job.

 

But when I got home, all the signs were there.

 

:LOL:

 

Being a Canadian, you may know Stewart Francis, the Canadian comedian from whom I stole that joke..... :blush:

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG6qQWV5U1Y

 

Sadly, I'm not current with Canuck comedy, although I try to keep up with the Baroness Von Sketch show.

At my age, I prefer going to Tragedy Clubs, with people onstage crying or dying, and hecklers trying to cheer them up. My kinda entertainment! :P

 

 

I'm trying to think of other Canadian jokes, but can only recall a crude one about Bryan Adams. :(

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Stewart Francis is really funny!

 

And if you want to steal jokes, his are short and easy to remember. :LOL:

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