WHY, KEVIN J. ANDERSON?!?

[Alien Girl]

I liked Candide. Read it in college.

 

 

Clockwork Angels though, is scarcely worthy of lining a hamster cage.

[JohnnyBlaze]

For the record, I love Kevin J. Anderson’s writing and don’t know why you are all hating on him.

 

It’s good to have hobbies!

 

I also hate Michael Bay, eggs, and slipping on banana peels.

[Alien Girl]

For the record, I love Kevin J. Anderson’s writing and don’t know why you are all hating on him.

 

It’s good to have hobbies!

 

I also hate Michael Bay, eggs, and slipping on banana peels.

 

*Snort*

[Principled Man]

I also hate Michael Bay, eggs, and slipping on banana peels.

 

Quentin Tarantino, lima beans, biting my tongue while eating.....

[vaportrailer]

Why, KJ Anderson?

Why did you do it?

Who wants to pick that up

and read thru it?

 

Why do you write so woodenly?

Perhaps your papa was a tree.

 

"Clockwork Angels" was pale fiction

And read like bad Franklin W Dixon.

(the writer of the Hardy Boys)

Oh KJA annoys!

The way he signs his books in malls,

The way his wife will pose with balls,

The way he writes, as if in fetters,

His sentences and words and letters!

Oh KJA, I know some love you,

But I'd rank Stephen Leather above you.

And he's a really crappy writer

whose books are best served with a lighter.

 

[MalformedEarthborn]

I thought the book adaptation was pretty boring and predictable (not that the album concept wasn't also full of clichés). The forced Rush references on every page only mustered up a slight nostril exhale "laugh" of recognition.