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-- People just walk into other people's homes. No doors are ever locked, no one ever needs to knock first.

-- Fat/not so good looking husband with a thin, attractive wife.

-- No matter the vehicle no air bags will ever open in a crash.

-- In a horror, running towards a door in a hallway will stretch away from you.

-- No basement is ever lit with more than one bulb, and that might fail anyway.

-- Never any bumper to bumper traffic when a car chase happens.

-- A flashlight will usually cut out/fail.

-- Underage (US it's 21?) college kids are usually shown drinking with no implied legal consequence.

-- High schools are full of mean girls and bullies and everyone is divided into groups/cliques with no interaction/friendship between them.

-- On shows like Star Trek it seems half of the commanding officers leave the ship to go on a mission. On a real ship how often would a captain leave?

-- People's apartments are way too big for what they earn.

-- TV families have too many kids.

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"We're not so different, you and I!" during the final hero villain showdown. Yawn.

 

"I have GOT to get me one of THESE!"

 

- Will Smith in 50% of his movies!

 

100% cheesedick!

 

;)

 

I see that and raise you "Aw hell naw!"

 

Yeah he says that at least as often, almost certainly more often.

 

"Aw hell naw" sounds like some cheesy line that he'd actually say in real life. I can imagine his son Jaden giving him some spoiled, bratty back talk while being scolded and Will Smith busting out with, "Aw hell naw! You did not just say that to me while we're sittin' here at the dinner table." Jaden, head down but mouth pouty looking, is silent while Will is eyeballing him from one end of the 15 foot long dining table. :P

 

"I have GOT to..." is a cheesy line forced into some crappily written sci-fi/action movie BECAUSE it's Will Smith saying it.

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The mighty whitey saves the day

 

http://media.salon.com/2013/02/last_samurai_embed.jpg

http://media.salon.com/2013/02/dances_with_wolves_embed.jpg

http://media.salon.com/2013/02/the_help_embed.jpg

 

But I love that film!

 

EDIT: I didn't see the first two pix. I enjoy The Last Samurai (Cruise was badly miscast as always) but I LOVE The Help.

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"We're not so different, you and I!" during the final hero villain showdown. Yawn.

 

"I have GOT to get me one of THESE!"

 

- Will Smith in 50% of his movies!

 

100% cheesedick!

 

;)

 

I see that and raise you "Aw hell naw!"

 

"Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' about!"

 

I/You/We "GOT this!"

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