condemned2bfree Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Someone once said to me, "your skin is like a peach" I asked "what, all soft and smooth?" They replied, "no Orange and hairy!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Ok, Here I IS! :banana: I would be a banana, but one that never goes soft, and I want to live in a house with horny college girls. http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/Funny%20Pictures-%20Banana%20eating%20Girl.jpg A peach! I'm soft and sweet and kinda fuzzy! I LOVE FUZZY NAVELS! [The DRINK]http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/Smootie%20banana%20sm_1.jpg 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken hawk Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Orange....cause you have to peel me to see what im like. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Orange....cause you have to peel me to see what im like. Sounds like it might be FUN!http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/bananawave.gif 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troutman Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 (edited) I'd be a grapefruit because I am bitter and sour but fairly pleasant if you coat me in sugar and leave me in a fridge overnight. Literally. That's my favorite. Plus, growing up I had them often for breakfast. The four other kids hated them so I knew that they would always be in the fridge. :D Edited July 4, 2017 by troutman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prolix Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 Pineapple. Rough on the outside but sweet on the inside.Until you get to the center, then it's the pits. Didn't think about that, haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boots Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 I would be a cherry. I have a secure, sweet life. I also have a wild imagination. I'm loyal to friends and most relatives. No one matches me in my creative endeavors. I like chilling at home just as much as a cherry likes being in a bowl with other cherries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 No one matches me in my creative endeavors. You forgot to mention "humble". In the fruit world, cherries are well known to be extremely humble. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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