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If you were a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be and why?


HemiBeers
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Ok, Here I IS! :banana:

I would be a banana, but one that never goes soft, and I want to live in a house with horny college girls.

 

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/Funny%20Pictures-%20Banana%20eating%20Girl.jpg

 

A peach! I'm soft and sweet and kinda fuzzy!

 

I LOVE FUZZY NAVELS! [The DRINK]

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/Smootie%20banana%20sm_1.jpg

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Orange....cause you have to peel me to see what im like.

 

Sounds like it might be FUN!

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/bananawave.gif

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I'd be a grapefruit because I am bitter and sour but fairly pleasant if you coat me in sugar and leave me in a fridge overnight.

 

Literally.

 

That's my favorite. Plus, growing up I had them often for breakfast. The four other kids hated them so I knew that they would always be in the fridge. :D

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Pineapple. Rough on the outside but sweet on the inside.

Until you get to the center, then it's the pits.

 

Didn't think about that, haha

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I would be a cherry. I have a secure, sweet life. I also have a wild imagination. I'm loyal to friends and most relatives. No one matches me in my creative endeavors. I like chilling at home just as much as a cherry likes being in a bowl with other cherries.
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