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Self-title your debut album...how original.

The second most explicit movie rating in America

For all the hearing impaired in the world

This will disable you to sleep

Fancy way to say "common"

Still wasn't good enough to win a vapid award over a band who botched not only a Rush cover but a Blur cover too! Sad.

Queens of the Stone Age?

Yep. I tried to make it obvious with the last one cause I can't hide my absolute distaste for Imagine Dragons.

 

Imagine Dragons are one of the worst bands ever. But are you here referring to something else?

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Chuck Berry set the mould.

Hard rock boogie woogie.

The bell is ringing.

USA here we come.

Oh crap too much to drink.

Here comes a flat cap.

You've been thunder...clapped?

Let's just forget these albums.

Touring on a kilt wearer's legacy.

Where do go now?

ACDC again?

 

'Member AC/DC again??

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I'll try one:

 

*This drummer is something else..

*Hey our drummer is pretty damn good!

*Wow, our drummer is friggin' amazing!

*OUR DRUMMER IS NOT OF THIS WORLD.

*I f***in' hate our drummer, let's split up so I can sing songs about turtles and Reagan!

 

The cops?

 

The Police.

 

EDIT: I just got the joke hehe

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Self-title your debut album...how original.

The second most explicit movie rating in America

For all the hearing impaired in the world

This will disable you to sleep

Fancy way to say "common"

Still wasn't good enough to win a vapid award over a band who botched not only a Rush cover but a Blur cover too! Sad.

Queens of the Stone Age?

Yep. I tried to make it obvious with the last one cause I can't hide my absolute distaste for Imagine Dragons.

 

Imagine Dragons are one of the worst bands ever. But are you here referring to something else?

Sort of...Imagine Dragons was the band who won the "vapid award" over QOTSA in question...that being the Grammy for "Best Rock Performance".
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Self-title your debut album...how original.

The second most explicit movie rating in America

For all the hearing impaired in the world

This will disable you to sleep

Fancy way to say "common"

Still wasn't good enough to win a vapid award over a band who botched not only a Rush cover but a Blur cover too! Sad.

Queens of the Stone Age?

Yep. I tried to make it obvious with the last one cause I can't hide my absolute distaste for Imagine Dragons.

 

Imagine Dragons are one of the worst bands ever. But are you here referring to something else?

Sort of...Imagine Dragons was the band who won the "vapid award" over QOTSA in question...that being the Grammy for "Best Rock Performance".

 

I never knew they covered Rush either!

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Chuck Berry set the mould.

Hard rock boogie woogie.

The bell is ringing.

USA here we come.

Oh crap too much to drink.

Here comes a flat cap.

You've been thunder...clapped?

Let's just forget these albums.

Touring on a kilt wearer's legacy.

Where do go now?

ACDC again?

 

'Member AC/DC again??

dctvExoE.jpg

 

Is that meant to be sour grapes?

I thought it funny that Rod in Rio and myself both posted about AC/DC.

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We revolutionized music

Tough to top that debut, but we did a decent job of copying it

We're so popular that we're going to just go ahead and do this one live

We hate each other, and we make our darkest, and best, album

We need to get an album out so, we're just gonna go ahead and borrow a couple tunes

Listen haters, I've already played keyboards on a tune you LOVE you know

We're a more serious pop band now

If you thought a few of the tracks on the last one were sappy, wait'll you hear this album

Alright, we'll get a little heavier, but I'm keeping my sophomoric lyrics

We hate each other too, but the results aren't quite as productive

Don't blame this guy, he's not the one not into it

Too late

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Chuck Berry set the mould.

Hard rock boogie woogie.

The bell is ringing.

USA here we come.

Oh crap too much to drink.

Here comes a flat cap.

You've been thunder...clapped?

Let's just forget these albums.

Touring on a kilt wearer's legacy.

Where do go now?

ACDC again?

 

'Member AC/DC again??

dctvExoE.jpg

 

Is that meant to be sour grapes?

I thought it funny that Rod in Rio and myself both posted about AC/DC.

 

Oh no, no. These are the Member Berry characters from South Park.

They talk about nostalgic stuff and in one scene they say "Remember Chewbacca? Member Chewbacca again?"

 

No sour grapes! :)

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I'll try one:

 

*This drummer is something else..

*Hey our drummer is pretty damn good!

*Wow, our drummer is friggin' amazing!

*OUR DRUMMER IS NOT OF THIS WORLD.

*I f***in' hate our drummer, let's split up so I can sing songs about turtles and Reagan!

 

The cops?

 

Hurray!

 

I almost didn't put in the turtles and Reagan part but thought it might be too obscure.

But damn if Copeland isn't a drummer for the ages!

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Oh no, no. These are the Member Berry characters from South Park.

They talk about nostalgic stuff and in one scene they say "Remember Chewbacca? Member Chewbacca again?"

 

No sour grapes! :)

All good friend :cheers:

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Chuck Berry set the mould.

Hard rock boogie woogie.

The bell is ringing.

USA here we come.

Oh crap too much to drink.

Here comes a flat cap.

You've been thunder...clapped?

Let's just forget these albums.

Touring on a kilt wearer's legacy.

Where do go now?

ACDC again?

 

'Member AC/DC again??

dctvExoE.jpg

 

Is that meant to be sour grapes?

I thought it funny that Rod in Rio and myself both posted about AC/DC.

 

Oh no, no. These are the Member Berry characters from South Park.

They talk about nostalgic stuff and in one scene they say "Remember Chewbacca? Member Chewbacca again?"

 

No sour grapes! :)

Beware of the member berries, one second it's all good time nostalgia and the next they go full racist.

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We revolutionized music

Tough to top that debut, but we did a decent job of copying it

We're so popular that we're going to just go ahead and do this one live

We hate each other, and we make our darkest, and best, album

We need to get an album out so, we're just gonna go ahead and borrow a couple tunes

Listen haters, I've already played keyboards on a tune you LOVE you know

We're a more serious pop band now

If you thought a few of the tracks on the last one were sappy, wait'll you hear this album

Alright, we'll get a little heavier, but I'm keeping my sophomoric lyrics

We hate each other too, but the results aren't quite as productive

Don't blame this guy, he's not the one not into it

Too late

Van Halen?

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I know a couple of you who will get it right away

  • Debut is fine but not very memorable other than a song or two
  • This album has many concert staples and his absolute biggest hit
  • Respectable album full of fun deep cuts
  • Another massive success with big hits
  • Another album full of hits, one song rips off the Beatles
  • The opening track rips off the Rolling Stones
  • Solid release
  • Almost the whole album rips off the Beatles
  • This one is okay, has a big sappy single nobody really likes
  • He literally told live audience not to buy the album because it sucked
  • Russia (and other Stories)
  • Rips off the Lion King

 

 

f**k you dude! I like Uptown Girl!

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I know a couple of you who will get it right away

  • Debut is fine but not very memorable other than a song or two
  • This album has many concert staples and his absolute biggest hit
  • Respectable album full of fun deep cuts
  • Another massive success with big hits
  • Another album full of hits, one song rips off the Beatles
  • The opening track rips off the Rolling Stones
  • Solid release
  • Almost the whole album rips off the Beatles
  • This one is okay, has a big sappy single nobody really likes
  • He literally told live audience not to buy the album because it sucked
  • Russia (and other Stories)
  • Rips off the Lion King

 

 

f**k you dude! I like Uptown Girl!

 

Same!

 

One of his better songs.

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I know a couple of you who will get it right away

  • Debut is fine but not very memorable other than a song or two
  • This album has many concert staples and his absolute biggest hit
  • Respectable album full of fun deep cuts
  • Another massive success with big hits
  • Another album full of hits, one song rips off the Beatles
  • The opening track rips off the Rolling Stones
  • Solid release
  • Almost the whole album rips off the Beatles
  • This one is okay, has a big sappy single nobody really likes
  • He literally told live audience not to buy the album because it sucked
  • Russia (and other Stories)
  • Rips off the Lion King

 

 

f**k you dude! I like Uptown Girl!

 

 

I like it too. I don't like Keeping the Faith or Tell her About It.

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1. We're a Blues band

2. We're not just a blues band

3. Even less a blues band, but still bluesy...acoustically bluesy

4. The songs are conceptual but its not a concept album

5. Its a concept album

6. It is also a concept album

7. What the hell kind of band are we?

8. Were a progressively folky bluesy rock band with concepts

9. Our creative nadir but still more creative than most band of our ilk at the time of production

10. We gone folksy

11. We still folksy

12. We think were still folksy but were not really old style folksy, got it?

13. Not at all folksy or bluesy...except for one song

14. We melded all our styles into one album, but its not really folksy, bluesy, progressive or conecpt-y

15. Were an electronic folksy concept band after all

16. We can do all of this but people will think that were something were not

17. Everything all rolled into one. We still don't have a permanent keyboard player or drummer though

18. Man we just don't know what to do

19. Still trying to figure it out

20. Hoo boy did we just make three albums that sounded exactly the same in a row?

21. We just don't know what to do anymore. Heres a Christmas album.

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1. We're a Blues band

2. We're not just a blues band

3. Even less a blues band, but still bluesy...acoustically bluesy

4. The songs are conceptual but its not a concept album

5. Its a concept album

6. It is also a concept album

7. What the hell kind of band are we?

8. Were a progressively folky bluesy rock band with concepts

9. Our creative nadir but still more creative than most band of our ilk at the time of production

10. We gone folksy

11. We still folksy

12. We think were still folksy but were not really old style folksy, got it?

13. Not at all folksy or bluesy...except for one song

14. We melded all our styles into one album, but its not really folksy, bluesy, progressive or conecpt-y

15. Were an electronic folksy concept band after all

16. We can do all of this but people will think that were something were not

17. Everything all rolled into one. We still don't have a permanent keyboard player or drummer though

18. Man we just don't know what to do

19. Still trying to figure it out

20. Hoo boy did we just make three albums that sounded exactly the same in a row?

21. We just don't know what to do anymore. Heres a Christmas album.

 

Moody Blues

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1. We're a Blues band

2. We're not just a blues band

3. Even less a blues band, but still bluesy...acoustically bluesy

4. The songs are conceptual but its not a concept album

5. Its a concept album

6. It is also a concept album

7. What the hell kind of band are we?

8. Were a progressively folky bluesy rock band with concepts

9. Our creative nadir but still more creative than most band of our ilk at the time of production

10. We gone folksy

11. We still folksy

12. We think were still folksy but were not really old style folksy, got it?

13. Not at all folksy or bluesy...except for one song

14. We melded all our styles into one album, but its not really folksy, bluesy, progressive or conecpt-y

15. Were an electronic folksy concept band after all

16. We can do all of this but people will think that were something were not

17. Everything all rolled into one. We still don't have a permanent keyboard player or drummer though

18. Man we just don't know what to do

19. Still trying to figure it out

20. Hoo boy did we just make three albums that sounded exactly the same in a row?

21. We just don't know what to do anymore. Heres a Christmas album.

 

Tull

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Great self titled debut

Not a bad sophomore but effort and kind of the footprint of goth.

Step down with some poppy songs from the guitarist but still good.

All the four singles are not written by our lead but poppy horn heavy songs with a sax solo on our biggest hit because our lead singer is too drunk.

Let's get back to our bluesy hard rock roots.

Same as above but with a raw bluesy production.

Let's soldier on without our late lead vocalist.

Repeat and call it quits.

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Great self titled debut

Not a bad sophomore but effort and kind of the footprint of goth.

Step down with some poppy songs from the guitarist but still good.

All the four singles are not written by our lead but poppy horn heavy songs with a sax solo on our biggest hit because our lead singer is too drunk.

Let's get back to our bluesy hard rock roots.

Same as above but with a raw bluesy production.

Let's soldier on without our late lead vocalist.

Repeat and call it quits.

 

The Doors?

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1. We all left our previous bands (except the drummer, we picked him up off the street) to make this masterpiece debut album.

2. Trying too hard to be the debut album.

We just gave up trying to make our 3rd album because we know we can't make anything better than our debut.

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I'll consolidate the discography:

 

We're drug addicts off and on.

We replace guitarists frequently

We rip off Hendrix and Parliment_Funkadelic.

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