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Put out an ep in 1983.

The band loved this woman's legs so much that they put her on the cover again on their first lp.

Someone in this band was connected to the Berle Family.

Someone in this band passed away from AIDS.

The band was infatuated with a Disneyland character.

It's a "shame" if you can't instantly know this band............

 

The bass player used to be in DOKKEN.

 

Ratt

 

Hahaha!

 

Glad I saw your correct answer before bed time! Well done! It was kind of obvious but I'm glad you nailed it!

 

I love that I'm still "Wanted Man" in these cyber parts!! LOL!

 

I will always be coming "Back For More!"

 

I have no problem listening or reading other forum member posts because I don't have any "Lack Of Communication" skills!

 

I know I love to push the envelope on a public forum and it really is "Dangerous But Worth The Risk!"

 

Sometimes a certain human can really push my buttons so I really have to man up and "Lay It Down!"

 

It's such as "Shame Shame Shame" that many don't get me, but luckily some do.

 

Goodnight Myles!

 

Love,

 

"ROUND AND ROUND"

 

LOL!

 

Ratt and Dokken deserve more recognition. I think both were greater than being simply "successful hair metal bands".

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We once wore socks over our willies.

 

We were good then.

 

Spice Girls

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We once wore socks over our willies.

 

We were good then.

 

Actually, I think Californication is their best album.

 

Oh, yeah. RHCP.

I agree on Californication being their best!
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You're all a bunch of c***s

f**k you....and you.....and your grandmother

We can outfriff all you poncy prog bands

I know, lets take lots of heroin and screw the production

Lets write some poppy tunes they still won't play on the radio

We can outfriff all you poncy prog bands (mk2)

Lets do some covers, cos we're too stoned to write new ones

We can outriff all you poncy prog bands (mk3)

 

No one want to take a guess?

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• Rough around the edges, but solid debut.

• Damn! We improved a lot in a year. Too bad most of these songs will scare me later.

• Not bad, but a step back. Got any drugs?

• The greatest album of this genre ever made!

• We're still good, but we kinda want a Grammy.

• Sup on that Grammy guys?

• We're kind of bored. Let's play the first song on every tour for the rest of our lives even though it's just okay.

• Here's a great idea...let's try to make the worst piece of shit we can.

• That didn't go too well, let's just half ass another album in our old style.

• Guys, I made a pretty great solo record, but noboby would buy that so I'ma slap this name on it. Cool?

• This is a decent album, but we have to ruin it a little...this terrible artwork will do the trick!

• We've kind of been half assing for a bit, we're sorry, have this sweet album.

• What? We can't be bothered making a new album right now. Mix these mediocre songs with some old shit and put it out.

• Remember when we made that super shitty album that everyone hated? That was a good time.

• ...We f***ed up guys, here's our apology...oh hey, there's that Grammy.

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• Rough around the edges, but solid debut.

• Damn! We improved a lot in a year. Too bad most of these songs will scare me later.

• Not bad, but a step back. Got any drugs?

• The greatest album of this genre ever made!

• We're still good, but we kinda want a Grammy.

• Sup on that Grammy guys?

• We're kind of bored. Let's play the first song on every tour for the rest of our lives even though it's just okay.

• Here's a great idea...let's try to make the worst piece of shit we can.

• That didn't go too well, let's just half ass another album in our old style.

• Guys, I made a pretty great solo record, but noboby would buy that so I'ma slap this name on it. Cool?

• This is a decent album, but we have to ruin it a little...this terrible artwork will do the trick!

• We've kind of been half assing for a bit, we're sorry, have this sweet album.

• What? We can't be bothered making a new album right now. Mix these mediocre songs with some old shit and put it out.

• Remember when we made that super shitty album that everyone hated? That was a good time.

• ...We f***ed up guys, here's our apology...oh hey, there's that Grammy.

Megadeth

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You're all a bunch of c***s

f**k you....and you.....and your grandmother

We can outfriff all you poncy prog bands

I know, lets take lots of heroin and screw the production

Lets write some poppy tunes they still won't play on the radio

We can outfriff all you poncy prog bands (mk2)

Lets do some covers, cos we're too stoned to write new ones

We can outriff all you poncy prog bands (mk3)

 

No one want to take a guess?

 

The Wildhearts.

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Good music, odd singer

Landmark album

Getting heavier/darker

Getting softer/lighter

Recurring themes

Mental illness

Heavy/dark again

Soft/light again

Fantasy

End of an era (+worst story ever)

Landmark album (remix)

Weird production

Ballads

 

Dream Theater?

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We are not a Pearl Jam ripoff!

Let's do a blues rock song and a southern rock song!

Did we mention that we can do psychedelic rock?

Back to basics

I don't even know what the hell this is.

We can do classic rock and people will like it!

STP?

 

I'd replace the psychedelic with Bowie esque glam rock on the 3rd one.

 

And yes I did describe The Cure.

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Good debut album of Sabbath, psychedelia and shoegaze.

Gloss it up with Vig and have singer play all but drums while the other two are going through a troubled relationship. It will be my homage to Boston.

Good batch of b sides and rarities with a hit covering a Fleetwood song.

Let's make our own genre defying white album with all our genres.

Box set with 33 tracks on all 5 single CDs with 33 as the last one. Get it?! :LOL:

Let's sound like The Cure and Depeche Mode now that our drummer is fired.

Same as above but with drummer back.

Let's make a sequel to above that is only available online and with new bassist.

Just singer and drummer left but back to old sound.

In name only lineup with singer left because he's an egotistical diva.

Make a really short album with Tommy Lee as drummer.

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You're all a bunch of c***s

f**k you....and you.....and your grandmother

We can outfriff all you poncy prog bands

I know, lets take lots of heroin and screw the production

Lets write some poppy tunes they still won't play on the radio

We can outfriff all you poncy prog bands (mk2)

Lets do some covers, cos we're too stoned to write new ones

We can outriff all you poncy prog bands (mk3)

 

No one want to take a guess?

 

The Wildhearts.

 

Bingo!

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Good debut album of Sabbath, psychedelia and shoegaze.

Gloss it up with Vig and have singer play all but drums while the other two are going through a troubled relationship. It will be my homage to Boston.

Good batch of b sides and rarities with a hit covering a Fleetwood song.

Let's make our own genre defying white album with all our genres.

Box set with 33 tracks on all 5 single CDs with 33 as the last one. Get it?! :LOL:

Let's sound like The Cure and Depeche Mode now that our drummer is fired.

Same as above but with drummer back.

Let's make a sequel to above that is only available online and with new bassist.

Just singer and drummer left but back to old sound.

In name only lineup with singer left because he's an egotistical diva.

Make a really short album with Tommy Lee as drummer.

 

Smashing Pumpkins?

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• Rough around the edges, but solid debut.

• Damn! We improved a lot in a year. Too bad most of these songs will scare me later.

• Not bad, but a step back. Got any drugs?

• The greatest album of this genre ever made!

• We're still good, but we kinda want a Grammy.

• Sup on that Grammy guys?

• We're kind of bored. Let's play the first song on every tour for the rest of our lives even though it's just okay.

• Here's a great idea...let's try to make the worst piece of shit we can.

• That didn't go too well, let's just half ass another album in our old style.

• Guys, I made a pretty great solo record, but noboby would buy that so I'ma slap this name on it. Cool?

• This is a decent album, but we have to ruin it a little...this terrible artwork will do the trick!

• We've kind of been half assing for a bit, we're sorry, have this sweet album.

• What? We can't be bothered making a new album right now. Mix these mediocre songs with some old shit and put it out.

• Remember when we made that super shitty album that everyone hated? That was a good time.

• ...We f***ed up guys, here's our apology...oh hey, there's that Grammy.

 

Well done.

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Self-title your debut album...how original.

The second most explicit movie rating in America

For all the hearing impaired in the world

This will disable you to sleep

Fancy way to say "common"

Still wasn't good enough to win a vapid award over a band who botched not only a Rush cover but a Blur cover too! Sad.

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Self-title your debut album...how original.

The second most explicit movie rating in America

For all the hearing impaired in the world

This will disable you to sleep

Fancy way to say "common"

Still wasn't good enough to win a vapid award over a band who botched not only a Rush cover but a Blur cover too! Sad.

Queens of the Stone Age?
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Self-title your debut album...how original.

The second most explicit movie rating in America

For all the hearing impaired in the world

This will disable you to sleep

Fancy way to say "common"

Still wasn't good enough to win a vapid award over a band who botched not only a Rush cover but a Blur cover too! Sad.

Queens of the Stone Age?

Yep. I tried to make it obvious with the last one cause I can't hide my absolute distaste for Imagine Dragons.
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Good music, odd singer

Landmark album

Getting heavier/darker

Getting softer/lighter

Recurring themes

Mental illness

Heavy/dark again

Soft/light again

Fantasy

End of an era (+worst story ever)

Landmark album (remix)

Weird production

Ballads

 

Dream Theater?

 

Yeah, no doubt about it.

But The Astonishing is way more than "ballads" (but that's still pretty funny haha.

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I'll try one:

 

*This drummer is something else..

*Hey our drummer is pretty damn good!

*Wow, our drummer is friggin' amazing!

*OUR DRUMMER IS NOT OF THIS WORLD.

*I f***in' hate our drummer, let's split up so I can sing songs about turtles and Reagan!

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