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- Wow, we made an amazing debut album, one of the best ever!

- Oh wow, another amazing album, we are doing really good.

- Oops, sorry for the album taking 8 years, its still pretty good though, and look, no synth!

- Oops, another 8 years for the album, with not too many good songs.

- Well, we did it again, another 8 years for a mediocre album.

- RIP singer, new singer added to make the newest album!

 

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1. Avant DooWop

2. Avant art pop

3. Solo orchestral

4. Rip off the Beatles and lambast phony Hippiedom

5. Everything and the kitchen sink

6. More Doo Wop tributism

7. Odds and sods

8. Even more odds and sods

9. Mostly shut up and play some jazz

 

Ill stop there

 

Zappa and The Mothers of Invention

 

Mick

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OK, probably way too easy-

 

1. Early years- We quietly did covers of some other hits

2. Middle years- We made absolutely awesome classic recordings, with our dynamite keyboard player and very moody guitarist

3. Later years- We stormed the world with our burnin' recordings before still more personnel changes . . . .

 

We have had the same drummer for 49 years.

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1. We hate authority but kind of like Reggae

2. New Drummer, new polish.

3. We can play anything, and everyone will love it.

4. We will play EVERYTHING! And it will be too weird for many.

5. Mainstream success and some poetry.

6. Let's wreck everything and end with this disaster. It won't matter, our legacy is solid.

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1. We hate authority but kind of like Reggae

2. New Drummer, new polish.

3. We can play anything, and everyone will love it.

4. We will play EVERYTHING! And it will be too weird for many.

5. Mainstream success and some poetry.

6. Let's wreck everything and end with this disaster. It won't matter, our legacy is solid.

The Clash?
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1. We hate authority but kind of like Reggae

2. New Drummer, new polish.

3. We can play anything, and everyone will love it.

4. We will play EVERYTHING! And it will be too weird for many.

5. Mainstream success and some poetry.

6. Let's wreck everything and end with this disaster. It won't matter, our legacy is solid.

The Clash?

 

Indeed!

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OK, probably way too easy-

 

1. Early years- We quietly did covers of some other hits

2. Middle years- We made absolutely awesome classic recordings, with our dynamite keyboard player and very moody guitarist

3. Later years- We stormed the world with our burnin' recordings before still more personnel changes . . . .

 

We have had the same drummer for 49 years.

 

Deep f***ing Purple

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Someone here will get this:

We're a Nu Metal band

We're still a Nu Metal Band

f**k Nu Metal

Let's add more electronics

Let's still use a lot of electronics

Let's make Nu Metal Again

Let;s make a shitty pop lead single for our upcoming album

 

Linkin Park

 

My goodness the neworld single storey awful

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You're all a bunch of c***s

f**k you....and you.....and your grandmother

We can outfriff all you poncy prog bands

I know, lets take lots of heroin and screw the production

Lets write some poppy tunes they still won't play on the radio

We can outfriff all you poncy prog bands (mk2)

Lets do some covers, cos we're too stoned to write new ones

We can outriff all you poncy prog bands (mk3)

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Started off whiny.

Got whinier.

Moustaches.

Let's play cowboys.

New guitarist.

Bitchy whining.

New guitarist II.

Drugs.

Fighting.

Whining.

Eagles?

 

YAY!

 

I enjoyed reading that more than listening to any Eagles song.

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Started off whiny.

Got whinier.

Moustaches.

Let's play cowboys.

New guitarist.

Bitchy whining.

New guitarist II.

Drugs.

Fighting.

Whining.

 

I admit I'm an Eagles fan, and that was f***ing hilarious! :laughing guy:

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Started off whiny.

Got whinier.

Moustaches.

Let's play cowboys.

New guitarist.

Bitchy whining.

New guitarist II.

Drugs.

Fighting.

Whining.

 

I admit I'm an Eagles fan, and that was f***ing hilarious! :laughing guy:

 

But, that documentary is sensational. I almost warmed to them. Almost.

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Oh boy...

  • I came across a dying horse that became engulfed in a purple tinted inferno.
  • WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • I met a one eyed Sasquatch, a loose cannon wolf and a wild Scott Kelly.
  • I got sucked into a wormhole, met Rasputin and rammed into Satan's manparts. True story.
  • I was making some sculptures made out of buckeye burl but then I had an accident.
  • I rode the high road to my aunt's place when at the stroke of midnight, I entered a tunnel that looked light it came out of my psychedelic nightmare.
  • In the desert on the verge of death, I wanted to listen to one last song but when I pressed shuffle this annoying Foo Fighters meets Queens Of The Stone Age song played and I died right then and there.

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Oh boy...

  • I came across a dying horse that became engulfed in a purple tinted inferno.
  • WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • I met a one eyed Sasquatch, a loose cannon wolf and a wild Scott Kelly.
  • I got sucked into a wormhole, met Rasputin and rammed into Satan's manparts. True story.
  • I was making some sculptures made out of buckeye burl but then I had an accident.
  • I rode the high road to my aunt's place when at the stroke of midnight, I entered a tunnel that looked light it came out of my psychedelic nightmare.
  • In the desert on the verge of death, I wanted to listen to one last song but when I pressed shuffle this annoying Foo Fighters meets Queens Of The Stone Age song played and I died right then and there.

 

Mastodon

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I loved that Adam but ouch!

 

Poor Test For Echo haha

 

Yeah, that's the one I disagree with the most. I thought of it more as "let's not suck as we did on the last album".

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Oh boy...

  • I came across a dying horse that became engulfed in a purple tinted inferno.
  • WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • I met a one eyed Sasquatch, a loose cannon wolf and a wild Scott Kelly.
  • I got sucked into a wormhole, met Rasputin and rammed into Satan's manparts. True story.
  • I was making some sculptures made out of buckeye burl but then I had an accident.
  • I rode the high road to my aunt's place when at the stroke of midnight, I entered a tunnel that looked light it came out of my psychedelic nightmare.
  • In the desert on the verge of death, I wanted to listen to one last song but when I pressed shuffle this annoying Foo Fighters meets Queens Of The Stone Age song played and I died right then and there.

 

Mastodon

I bet the band would get a good kick out of my description. Especially the last one...I can honestly say that I think "Show Yourself" is the worst song they ever wrote than even my sister chimed in to say that and I quote, "This doesn't sound like what I'd think they'd usually do."
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I know a couple of you who will get it right away

  • Debut is fine but not very memorable other than a song or two
  • This album has many concert staples and his absolute biggest hit
  • Respectable album full of fun deep cuts
  • Another massive success with big hits
  • Another album full of hits, one song rips off the Beatles
  • The opening track rips off the Rolling Stones
  • Solid release
  • Almost the whole album rips off the Beatles
  • This one is okay, has a big sappy single nobody really likes
  • He literally told live audience not to buy the album because it sucked
  • Russia (and other Stories)
  • Rips off the Lion King

 

Ironically River Of Dreams came out a year before LK.

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Good miminalist punk album

Veering slowly into goth territory

Full goth

Full goth on steroids

Trippy psychedelic album

Trippy psychedelic album but good and Radio friendly

Mix our quirky and goth sounds and make both Radio friendly with top 40 hit

Go back to goth roots and oddly enough make it out best selling album with a #2 song in the us behind Miss You Much by Janet

Remix time!

Let's sound more upbeat for the 90s with shoegaze with a preppy song about days of the week.

Our most upbeat song with more strings than synths but our worst album!

Back to goth roots for the new millennium!

Straightforward alt rock with the guy who produces Korn albums.

Straight forward rock comprised of singles.

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