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He is the one that hides The universal secret of all time Destruction of the Ghost Rider franchise Is the one and only crime That Johnny Blaze must punish a thousand times We found out what it means to be deceived The rotten celluloid images like an unborn child that never was conceived When Nick Cage's world collapses He'll feel like he's trapped inside his embryonic cell And flashing memories Of all his awful acting will be his never ending hell Nick's name scorns his blazing face The man that never heeds the views of fans The deathly darkness that Belies the fate of those who cannot act Well I know its what I have to do, said Johnny and I know the reason why And I know Cage will understand that it's time to die Don't believe the life you had Nick Will ruin Ghost Rider's rep for long but you have to let your body sleep To let Johnny Blaze's soul live on Blaze has given life to you And your career, it's your concern Unseen eyes of inner Fire Will make your soul burn and you'll turn to ash with one look The seeds of death are sown Curtain on the actor falls The public fate of Nick stays unknown Just remember it was you who ruined your life Fan hate is a living death Treat your career for what it's worth a pack of smokes and a blob of meth Looking back over his shoulder, bike roaring Johnny Blaze leaves the grave behind Here Nick waits and only guesses What his next life will bring http://i.imgur.com/siqgbrn.jpg There's no reason for you Nick to run You can't escape the fate of the chosen one Black moon rising, in a blood red sky Cage you're in hell and yet you're gonna die Drinking down your bloody one good review is that your answer? That's what you plan to do? You're dreaming man, you won't cheat your way out of this disaster You're going down a thousand times like I said, I am your master Wind of Hollywood piss has taken over your celebrity mind And you think you can use your stupid phone? You can't do that shit here Cage Look around, you're in hell! Feel the forces from another world Ghost Rider shadow fills your mind Firey power blowing over you And you squirm, and even now you still look fake There is no truth in you even when there's no mistake Look behind you! Hellhounds are calling Johnny Blaze is near Feel yourself falling Falling with fear You tell yourself you're dreaming You realise you're screaming You know that this shouldn't happen to you You shouldn't have made that Ghost Rider movie spew But now there is nothing you can do Ghost Rider shadows from the other world Flaming forces in your mind Trapped between the worlds of life and death Frozen in the realms of bad movie hell time Look behind you Cage! You feel yourself falling, you won't deliver one more bad line Your body is crawling, but you made Rider fans blind Cold, cold feelings are running around your brain like ants Ice cold fingers scrape away and now you've shit your pants and so ends another adventure for Johnny Blaze (courtesy of Black Sabbath) Happy Birthday JB! http://i.imgur.com/7hNkjf0.jpg :blaze:
Somewhere on the forum Johnny's hiding with a gun Swears he'll kill any TRFer who watches crap movies for fun He's not sorry for having good taste he's got a girlfriend who dresses like a nun He broke into a DVD store To scratch his movie itch He didn't mean to turn the place into a wreck But he was offended by a poster of Ben Affleck Oh Johnny You see that nun, she's his girlfriend in disguise She doesn't know that his movie kick's gone bad When they told this to his father It drove the old man mad he shouted "but why is she dressed as a nun?? and what is she doing with my married son??" Just as his mother warned him about watching Keanu Reeves he said It's alright mom I know the guy is shit Stoker's Dracula makes me heave my nun girlfriend's got more acting skills in her bouncy tits Oh Johnny Now the mods have got him surrounded they're gonna give him to the law He wonders what the fuckk's the problem All this over a shitty store? It's back to the Shaolin temple if he gets away Master Po and Master Kan will tear him a new asshole make him walk the rice paper with razor blades unless he can spin them a yarn Oh Johnny Back in the alley where Affleck's Posters burned He thought he heard something move Beside the trash can he stood and turned The picture had been removed Now there's a Rocky and Rambo poster And a Schwarzenegger one too like they'd popped out of a toaster warped and popped like glue Oh Johnny And now he runs his own DVD store with only good flicks now aloud and if you want to hear him roar ask for a film starring Will Ferrell or that Adam Sandler bore at your peril... oh Johnny
Happy birthday JB! :cheers: And now some words from Master Kan and Master Po... Perceive the way of nature and no force of man can harm you. Do not meet a wave head on: avoid it. You do not have to stop force: it is easier to redirect it. Learn more ways to preserve rather than destroy. Avoid rather than check. Check rather than hurt. Hurt rather than maim. Maim rather than kill. For all life is precious nor can any be replaced. -- Master Kan He who knows how to live need not fear death. He can walk without fear of rhino or tiger. He will not be wounded in battle . . . . In him the rhino can find no place to thrust his horn, the tiger no place to use his claws, and weapons no place to pierce . . . . Because a man who knows how to live has no place for death to enter. -- Master Po . . . there are two kinds of strengths. The outer strength is obvious: it fades with age and succumbs to sickness. Then there is the ch'i, the inner strength. Everyone possesses it, too. But it is indeed much more difficult to develop. The inner strength lasts through every heat and every cold. Through old age and beyond. -- Master Kan All creatures, the low and the high, are one with nature. If we have the wisdom to learn, all may teach us their virtues. Between the fragile beauty of the praying mantis and the fire and passion of the winged dragon, there is no discord. Between the supple silence of the snake and the eagle's claws, there is only harmony. As no two elements of nature are in conflict so when we perceive the ways of nature, we remove conflict within ourselves and discover a harmony of body and mind in accord with the flow of the universe. -- Master Kan Listen for the color of the sky. Look for the sound of the hummingbird's wings. Search the air for the perfume of ice on a hot day. If you have found these things, you will know. -- Master Po Vengeance is a water vessel with a hole. It carries nothing but the promise of emptiness. -- Master Po In one lifetime a man knows many pleasures: a mother's smile in waking hours, a young woman's intimate, searing touch, and the laughter of grandchildren in the twilight years. To deny these in ourselves is to deny that which makes us one with nature. -- Master Kan :notworthy: