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If I were you I'd get along to an open mic night. If you find yourself at an open mike night, you're in the wrong place!

A man goes to the doctor's to pick up his wife's test results. The doctor looks concerned. "I'm really sorry sir," he says, "but I'm afraid some of the test results got mixed up & we're not sure which are the ones for your wife. We've narrowed it down to two. She either has Alzheimer's or AIDS." "But that's terrible!" Says the man. "What the hell am I supposed to do now??" "Well," says the doctor, "My advice would be to drive her out into the country somewhere & leave her there. Then, if she finds her way home, don't f*ck her."

And mine! Happy birthday to all of us!

Ouch! This is the high point of Presto for me!

That actually made me lol. I am not listening to... Well, anything at the moment. The studio is remarkably quiet. But I'm especially not listening mind-sapping generictronica.

Fair point, well made.

Hi all. I have this for sale on eBay if anyone's interested. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/201408896399?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1558.l2649 I've been a fan since about 1980 but my divorce has meant a substantial downsize for me. No sob story but this needs to go to a better home rather than be locked away in my cupboard!

Well, fast forward another few years & maybe we'll find out. I'm selling my signed & still sealed copy of the Complete Tourbooks. http://www.ebay.co.u...984.m1555.l2649 I know. Shoot me now, I'm a terrible person, etc. but my life has changed so much since I bought it (including a divorce in 2008 & only just getting all my stuff back - including the Complete Tourbooks - last month)! Bottom line is my priorities have changed now I spend so much less time with my kids, I need to down-size & this book needs to go to a better home. PS: I'm dropping this link into a few threads that mention this book. It's not my intention to offend anyone or break any rules. If I need to take it down, let me know & I'll do so immediately.

Hi everyone. I'm selling my signed & still sealed copy of the Complete Tourbooks & I'm dropping this link in to a few threads where it's mentioned. It's not my intention to offend anyone or break the rules so if I need to take this down, let me know & I'll remove it immediately. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/201408896399?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649

Hi everyone. Well, fast forward a few years & I'm selling my signed & still sealed copy of the Complete Tourbooks. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/201408896399?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649 My plan is to pop this link in a few threads where The Complete Tourbooks is mentioned & maybe I'll catch someone who's interested. But... I can't quite figure out if it's okay to publicise stuff you're selling on here & it's not my intention to upset anyone so if I need to take this down, let me know & I'll do so immediately.

I'm not quite sure what you'd consider a "reasonable price" but I've just put my signed & still sealed copy up on ebay. Maybe I'm looking for too much, I'm not sure. I don't mean to be greedy but I think it's quite a valuable item & I obviously want to get as much as I realistically can for it. For what it's worth, you can find it here: http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/201408896399?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649