Glide

Two young brothers are laying in their bunk beds about to go to sleep. The older brother says "You know what I am going to do tomorrow?" Younger brother: "What?" Older Brother "I am going to cuss." Younger brother: "Really!!? What are you going to say?" Older brother: "I am gong to say 'Damn'" And they both go to sleep. The following morning, the brothers awake and the older brother goes to the kitchen with the younger brother trailing. Their mother asks the older brother what he wants for breakfast. Older brother "I want a damn egg." The mother grabs him by the ear, pulls him out of his chair, tans his rear and tosses him outside without any breakfast. The younger brother watches all of this. The mother turns to him and asks "So, what do you want for breakfast?" "I don't know..." says the younger, "but it sure as hell ain't gonna be no egg."