umoveme
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Please read the original post. He's not talking about purchasing a pet. Then don't own, buy or sell one.
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My regemine seems to be working out well. http://i390.photobucket.com/albums/oo341/jbugboogie/52d7b49eb0a64ea541c93301e08b7bfa.jpg Jk, I have some Loreal face stuff. I like it. I've also used Nutragena.
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Half the world poops While half the world wipes Half the world pees While something that rhymes with wipes.
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I climbed to the top of this after a strenuous hike at 10,000 ft elevation. http://i390.photobucket.com/albums/oo341/jbugboogie/0c29d141b48763b82831ab7f24d53e73.jpg
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Now that's PAAASSSSIVE aggressive.
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They're both "lefties." Oh! I looked closer. I thought it was just a sock thingy. I see that it wraps 'round back.
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Cock sock?
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I wear an extra medium. I lost a button hole.
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I've been reading this great book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
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At which ages do men and women find each other most appealing?
umoveme replied to laughedatbytime's topic in New World Women
Men are wired to like boobies and curvy hips and women are wired to like cash and stuff.......and musicianship :-D I'm oversimplifying but it kinda IS that simple. -
Thank you all so much!!! I have to say, coming here has been quite amazing!
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One of my 6th grade students held up the last piece of copy paper and asked if she could "go make copies of it so we would have more blank paper."
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Mothers Day milkshake with my oldest. http://i390.photobucket.com/albums/oo341/jbugboogie/0b3fb79ed46fe6e9d889128f5a2b95a0.jpg
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Overthinking How Sex Works? You're Not Alone
umoveme replied to ThatLightInYourEyes's topic in New World Women
Can you two go to a sex shop and each choose a porn flick and some toys? Do some shots, watch your flicks and see what happens?? -
Overthinking How Sex Works? You're Not Alone
umoveme replied to ThatLightInYourEyes's topic in New World Women
I have the weirdest boner right now.- 141 replies
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I have zero reason to believe any of it. I'm not saying there are not spirits etc, because I really don't know, but do I think they'd spend time flickering lights and messing with toasters? Nope.
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Snugglingus.
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The doughnut hole is too small, no??
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Oh, me in my heels on a busy freeway was interesting! :D
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Naw, m'parts are all good. I had a tire pop on the freeway and my shower was not draining correctly. Is that clearer? :D
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I'm having plumbing issues and a tire blow-out but I'm good, still!! :-D
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I hope everyone is feeling better today. :-)
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I crap standing up.
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Who said something about Springsteen?