Bastille Night

6 in 9 nurses prescribe Jawk Jaw for all that ails. http://www.alternatiefkostuum.nl/images/freaky/freaky_15_nurse.jpg

Mine is short as hell. And when I tried to grow it long during my 'heavy metal' days, it was just a dumb poofy looking nightmare!

^^^^ Was unfortunately crowned 'Rathol of the Lamfers'

^^^Hair is so kinky that he sells it to make toupees for pubes .....waaaaait a minute

This one really is a no brainer: Jerry Stiller as Frank Costanza The man opened for Rush people!!!!

^^^^^Makes Basil seem like a stunningly sexy person, when standing side by side.

Son, a woman is a lot like a...... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um....... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.

Oooooh look at me Marge, I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from Happy Land who lives in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane!!!!.......... By the way I was being sarcastic.

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal. Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

QUOTE (Der Trommler @ Jun 11 2006, 01:32 AM) QUOTE (MrMiltonBanana @ Jun 11 2006, 12:55 AM) Big nose. Big nose? Don't you call my husband 'Big Nose'!

This one goes out to Huck (and his wife!)........ It's my belief that these sheep are laborin' under the misapprehension that they're birds. Observe their be'avior. Take for a start the sheeps' tendency to 'op about the field on their 'ind legs. Now witness their attempts to fly from tree to tree. Notice that they do not so much fly as... plummet.

This morning, shortly after eleven o'clock, comedy struck this little forum in Rushville. Sudden. Violent. Comedy.

^^^^^^^^^^^^Ass was the inspiration for the song "I Love Big Butts"

No I'm not.

Nobody has mentioned 'In the End'?!?!? Good lord, what's the world coming too? (and if someone did mention it, then OH WELL!) .....now I must go listen, just to make sure I'm not unjustifiably making waves! Cripes, I'd put Natural Science on the list too.

It has pissed rain all day in Tottenham Ontario Leftover CD/DVD spindles are a big waste of plastic (unless you stick them on the wall as a coat hanger, or put them on a stool as a practical joke ) There are no ninjas or pirates in Tottenham Ontario (that I am aware of)

Just watched this film last weekend out of the blue, and I haven't laughed that hard in awhile. If you're not aware of the plot (as I wasn't), Felicity Huffman plays a man who is getting a 'procedure' to become a woman, but then discovers that he(she?) has a son that he(she?) was not aware of........damn good flick!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/bastillenight/Movies/8a2d4907.jpg

Is that clear?

So much for pathos

^^^^ Doesn't want to say it out loud, but is actually referring to MY unit

^^^^ Still really bad at flaming

^^^^^ So delusional that she thinks that her tai-chi capsule could beat up my ass kicking alcohol molecule......unreal.

^^^^wannabe gangster that says "friggin", just in case his mom is listening