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The Notorious B.S.G.

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  1. Ok, it's a couple days late. So sue me, eh? _______________________________ A Thanksgiving Story! A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?" HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
  2. Red Lenses? We've got Mars on the horizon
  3. QUOTE (Test4VitalSigns @ Nov 29 2004, 09:16 AM) QUOTE (BSG @ Nov 29 2004, 08:59 AM) I must say, I rented this movie, and was unable to get engaged in it or even to finish it, despite my usual love for film noir. But, many liked it a lot. So, if it comes up on HBO sometime, I'll give it another shot. Interesting rumor about a sequel. Yeah B give it another shot....it's one of those movies u have to watch all the way to totally appreciate it and understand why it is such a cult fav...Again I have total dismay for hollywood with their moronic sequel ideas...this is one of those movies that should be well left alone....like Highlander for example Thanks. I will.
  4. Oh, and here's another: Drool away. I love to watch y'all get hot and bothered. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/Rush/NEP.jpg
  5. Good morning sisters! The BSG is on the job for you.... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/Rush/NEP1996.jpg
  6. "To be or not.... to be. I know what you did. You betrayed me." I guess old Mikey Corleone should be able to pull off a bit of Bill Shake-a-spear! He's quite an actor. Looks intriguing.
  7. I have a request: can we get another quote from the same movie? Is this ok, Jack?
  8. Umm............ I know it's pretty cold-hearted of me to say so, but since my kids have gotten a bit older, I can take them to see "The Incredibles" and "Polar Express", movies with some appeal for me, as well, instead of the befuddled Pooh. This stuff is best on home video, where I can start the movie for the kidling, and go away, to watch football or something.
  9. I must say, I rented this movie, and was unable to get engaged in it or even to finish it, despite my usual love for film noir. But, many liked it a lot. So, if it comes up on HBO sometime, I'll give it another shot. Interesting rumor about a sequel.
  10. QUOTE (NeilPeartFan2112 @ Nov 27 2004, 12:28 AM) QUOTE (kazzman @ Nov 27 2004, 12:24 AM) QUOTE (NeilPeartFan2112 @ Nov 26 2004, 11:36 PM) QUOTE (kazzman @ Nov 26 2004, 10:49 PM) I still have yet to see this movie, along with a lot of others. Let's go see it together Kazz *slowly backs away* Woah, I didn't mean it like that!!! (sicko...) Kids! Kids!
  11. Based on these reviews, I'll put it to the top of my "take the kids" list. Well, this and "The Incredibles".
  12. Don't know if a question is allowed. (Well, yes I do know it's technically not allowed, but I'll ask anyways, in the interest of moving things along.) Was this an Ed Wood movie? If so, my guess is that Mr. Mason starred in "Glen or Glenda".
  13. QUOTE (Slaine mac Roth @ Nov 29 2004, 01:56 AM) He was in a notorious American SF film from the 1950s, the making of which was dramatised in an Oscar winning film from 1994. A couple of minutes on IMDB would set you on the right track. Thanks. I'm going to try and get this one "honest", though. By wracking my poor benighted gray matter, until it produces an answer. Hmm....................... (smoke is rising from my skull.)
  14. Will do, Jack. I'd love to start playing again, but all the questions seem so obscure. This should help.
  15. QUOTE (Slaine mac Roth @ Nov 28 2004, 05:16 AM) What is Tom Mason's claim to fame? He's Nick Mason's brother? Is this another "English" question? Just wondering.
  16. QUOTE (paganoman @ Nov 28 2004, 08:37 PM) QUOTE (Rivendell @ Nov 28 2004, 05:57 PM) I'll be 30 in April, and I have sex as often as I can. Now you just need to try it with someone else. Rosey Palm wants a rest.
  17. Thanks Moon! Yeah, I never could picture Big Al with a Rick.
  18. Here's Travis holding Reno. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/TravisAndReno60.jpg
  19. This is Oprah. Yes, that's what we call her. Her breed is best described as............. umm............ "black". Her intelligence is best described as "stoopid". But we love the mutt, all the same. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/StoopidMuttOprah.jpg
  20. This is Smokey, making himself at home, and giving off "attitude". http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/DSCF0264.jpg
  21. Oy! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/GIFs/fing20.gif
  22. QUOTE (Moonraker @ Nov 26 2004, 01:08 AM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Nov 25 2004, 10:04 PM) 4. Roll The Bones - New Guitar - "Red" - Gibson SG http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/RushRevisited/G4-RollTheBones.jpg I gotta say, this is an absolutely beautiful guitar. Pete Townshend plays one of these too and it has a mindblowing sound to it. If I ever were to take up the guitar, this IS the guiter to buy for me. YES! That is my favorite guitar of Mr. Townshend. He played it at Woodstock. (No, I wasn't there, smart-@sses!) It's amazing how many guitars are associated with a performer. For example, the Gibson hollow-body he uses on By-Tor makes me think of Ted Nugent. The Les Paul's are Jimmy Page all the way. The Fender strats are Mark Knopfler and Jimi Hendrix (I believe). Yet, Lerxst is so versatile, I've never thought of him in association with just a single instrument. Maybe, you musicians can answer this one. Has Lerxst ever played a Rickenbacker? I don't recall ever hearing or seeing it.
  23. QUOTE (fleshbynight @ Nov 24 2004, 03:35 PM) I'll be 29 next week. All girl... Welcome. Wow! Whatta cool name!
  24. QUOTE (Moonraker @ Nov 26 2004, 08:00 PM) QUOTE (NeilPeartFan2112 @ Nov 26 2004, 02:17 PM) What is all of this talk about mime? Mime your own business Hey! You've got yours, and I've got mime.
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