Sweetmiracle

They'll probably rip the story to shreds first... 2112 is based on the Ayn Rand book 'Anthem', which is the story of a man in a future dystopian society who discovers electricity, tries to present it to the elders, then has to flee for his life. The society is so communistic that saying the word 'I' will get the person executed. I'm looking forward to what will probably be a mini-series based on 'Atlas Shrugged".

A mother had just come home from the hospital with her new daughter. This was a bit of a change, since the first four had all been boys. The oldest was five. As she laid the new little one on the changing table, the boys all gathered around to see her. The Mom wondered whether they were too young to notice the obvious difference. They weren't. Her oldest watched the diaper come off, then spoke up: "I didn't break it off, honest, Mom!! John musta done it!!!"

Ooooooohhhh, thank you, BSG!!!

Hangover Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door." Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!" A self-induced hangover - $100.00 Broken furniture - $200.00 Breakfast - $10.00 Saying the right thing - priceless

QUOTE (paganoman @ Oct 20 2004, 01:45 PM) You said it. I have three girls. My oldest is just about 8, and 5 year old twins. They are getting into Daddy's obsession with Rush lately. I'm hoping they let it absorb, and I have them standing with me at future shows. A quick story why my oldest is destined to be a lifelong fan (I hope). When my wife was pregnant, two things would make the baby move so much it would cause my wife to get weak and almost sick. My voice ( ) and the song Fly By Night. Go figure. She would have to leave the room, and actually it came on once at a store we were shopping in. She had to run out of the store before she threw up!! LOL And you DARE laugh about this!!!!!

Give him a hug for me!!

Me too!

QUOTE (Emops @ Oct 15 2004, 12:52 PM) 21 years old, and wait, let me check...Yep, I'm a male. Welcome, Emops, and glad you're so...decisive!

Great movie! Thanks!

Thanks!!!

I'm scratching off other letters....not sure which ones!!!

Recently we had a bit of fun from Alanna. She held up her favorite panties so that she could read them. Then she went around telling everyone what they said, which she claimed was her secret identity. The panties were Hello Kitty. Somewhere in the laundry they had lost the 'o'.

Soooo adorable, Donna!!

QUOTE (Slaine mac Roth @ Oct 9 2004, 07:53 PM) Funny thing is that James will clear up after himself when he's at his Grandparents but won't at home. Yeah, my girls used to go over to other people's houses and clean them for fun, but their room looked like it had been hit by a tornado. They're both quite neat now, though. Except the youngest, who , being the Princess of the world, is above such plebian activity. After all, she's a professional writer of 4s!

QUOTE (Slaine mac Roth @ Oct 9 2004, 06:42 PM) I hate to tell you this, but that's actually our living room. Ours looks like that a lot, too!! Oh well, the kids live there, too!!!!

Love the playroom! Looks like my boys' room! Your son's shirt is great, too!

I'm sure she'd take that!!! She'd take 4 cents!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/sweetmiracle/cornfestivaletc0652.jpg This is Alanna. She recently learned to write the number 4. She proudly stated: "I'm a professional at writing 4's. If you know anyone who needs a 4, just ask me!" So, you know who to email if you need a 4. I'm not sure what she charges, though.

I showed that one to my seven year old. He immediately started chanting.... "In the constellation of Cygnus, there lurks a mysterious, invisible force..." Is there a black hole there???

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Okay ladies, many of you have seen Sodoff Baldrick's most excellent Gedclone site... Here What features would you incorporate into a Lerxstclone???

Nice pic, LL! Where did you come across it? Here's one from the new Classic Rock issue... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/sweetmiracle/Classic/Rush.jpg If anyone wants the article, pm me....

QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Sep 21 2004, 02:42 PM) QUOTE (Sweetmiracle @ Sep 18 2004, 09:24 AM) QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Sep 17 2004, 11:55 PM) Lakeside, I have seen those pics in the Orbit room before... yumm ymmm ymmmmmmmmmm!!!! I want to take a trip sometime.... maybe I will get lucky.... Get Lucky, AGP?? Please, tell me more..... I am hoping I will be lucky enough to meet Lerxst.... Not lucky in the getting lucky sence.... but that wouldnt be bad either... Hey a girl can dream, right????? Sounds good to me....

QUOTE (Singularity @ Sep 20 2004, 08:31 PM) QUOTE (RushRevisited @ Sep 20 2004, 07:26 PM) QUOTE (Singularity @ Sep 20 2004, 08:25 PM) My world has turned upside down! It was hard enough getting used to pronouncing Neil's last name as (peert), but now this?! Now, pronounce Zivojinovich... I know it's nuts, but that's actually easier for me! I'm a hockey fan; ever seen those names? A boy with a twelve letter last name Thought all the syllables to tame And so this shoyn-a-bitch That was a zh-voy'-ne-vich Became Lifeson- this rhyme's so lame!

And another... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/sweetmiracle/CUPpix2.jpg