Riv

QUOTE (pedro2112 @ Apr 30 2005, 08:16 AM) QUOTE (Rivendell @ Apr 29 2005, 06:31 PM) To my knowledge their were no soldiers involved in the island hopping campaign. You mean Army as opposed to Marines? The army was significantly involved in many operations in the south pacific, from Guadacanal all the way to the Okinawa Operation. If that's not what you mean, then I don't know what you are talking about. I really doubt that any army presence was very significant. Army on an island hopping campaign? How did they get there? This is Marine Corps territory, and if they try to glorify the army in this history then this series is bullshit.

QUOTE (treeduck @ Jan 5 2007, 12:21 AM) QUOTE (third hand grace @ Jan 4 2007, 04:18 PM) 1968? that cant be right. I think he got the 6 and the 8 the wrong way round... Yeah, sorry about that. I'be been listening to the Chinatown album all day. I go in waves with these guys...so I'll wear this one out for a while and then move on to another one.

Phil died on this day - January 4, 1968. You rock, Phil! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/jcar/LynottLive.jpg

Apparently Hasselhoff is more of a photo-whore than Paris Hilton.

"To quote Colonel Sanders, 'I am too drunk to taste this chicken.'"!

QUOTE (Earthshine @ Jan 2 2007, 04:40 AM) Thin Lizzy rocks! Would have loved to seen them open for Rush, which they did. I did not know that!

QUOTE (treeduck @ Jan 2 2007, 01:37 AM) QUOTE (Riv @ Jan 1 2007, 05:31 PM) Hell yeah! Phil is the coolest! I got to meet Scott Gorham back in 2000. He still shreds! Now listening - We Will Be Strong. I know we have the strength to carry on...

Hell yeah! Phil is the coolest! I got to meet Scott Gorham back in 2000. He still shreds! Now listening - We Will Be Strong.

No Lizzy threads! They're only the greatest band EVER! RIP Phil Lynott!

QUOTE (rushgoober @ Dec 29 2006, 01:43 AM) 1 hour and 15 minutes from now! Shit, I thought you started 45 minutes ago. I even tried to listen, but it streams for about 10 seconds and then stops.

have never understood why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. The passion starts to heat up, when she eventually said "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You' re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me To satisfy your physical needs as a man." She then responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not for what I do in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep... The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a good lunch and then went shopping at a very big department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to complement her new clothes, so I said "Let's get a pair for each outfit". We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she then asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT?" I then said "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either

QUOTE (chaotica @ Dec 12 2006, 03:26 AM) ...

QUOTE (daveyt @ Dec 12 2006, 03:18 AM) how bout a hurt/heal!@

QUOTE (rushgoober @ Dec 12 2006, 03:11 AM) http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/rushgoober/rushgoober3/rushgoober4/hassy21.jpg Man, am I lame...

Ol' Dave has too much time on his hands.

QUOTE (Ru5h F@n @ Dec 4 2006, 06:36 AM) Why do some commercials copy movie scenes or music videos? Because they get your attention.

I thought he was Jewish.....? N E WAYZ, I saw the two guys he mouthed off to on the news. They have gotten Gloria Allred in on this and looks like they are going for money.

QUOTE (Necromancer @ Nov 23 2006, 04:18 AM) QUOTE (Riv @ Nov 22 2006, 09:17 PM) I saved you SullySue!! you are TRUELY a hero Riv. Awww, shucks. I'm used to killing threads....

I saved you SullySue!!

Two Hyped Brpothers And A Dog

How To Shower Like a Woman: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with real passion fruit. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower and stand on bathmat. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. How To Shower Like a Man: Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo' sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass. Get in the shower Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Avoid bathmat. Dry off forearms and butt only. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Shake it to watch water fly off. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo' sound again. Throw wet towel on bed.

His Letterman tirade was PATHETIC. Jerry had him on because he was worried about sales of season 7 which came out today. He looked like a bumbling idiot. Freedom of speech or not, it was unprofessional and disgusting. I hope he gets shot.

QUOTE (Slime @ Oct 31 2006, 12:21 AM) for me, I can't watch Spock's Death in "Wrath of Khan" without getting teary eyed. Gandalf's fall in Fellowship does the same thing. Plus there's one other movie I tear up during whose name I shall never reveal. Bro, I hate to say it.... but this is a whole new level of dork.