Who do you think is the hardest in Dream Theater? Is it Portnoy with his steroid frame and tough guy beard? Is it Myung? Could he be a secret Bruce Lee-level kung fu artist? Is it Rudess with his wizard beard and skin head dome? Is it Portnoy, can he bore people to death with his diatribes about Ringo Starr? Is it LaBrie, does he just scream and make ears bleed?