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KenJennings

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  1. Don't worry, the Vikings will probably trade Skywalker and AP for Binks.
  2. You're watching NASCAR on Fox.
  3. That's what she said.
  4. Those two words should never go together. I'd drink the graphite beer before I'd drink tequila.
  5. Graphite? Like the stuff they use to make pencils with? Yep. If you've ever chewed through a pencil... that taste is in this beer.
  6. Just start drinking this: http://www.united-nations-of-beer.com/images/mountain-crest-21354293.jpg Every can tastes a bit different... some have subtle hints ranging from apple, grape, plum, peanut, duck liver, old cottage cheese, citrus, polymers, asparagus, yeast, or graphite.
  7. How about these little morsels of deliciousness: http://cezl.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/zero-bar.jpg
  8. It didn't melt it? I'd think alcohol would change the freezing point. If not, this is something I need to do like tonight.
  9. This is too much! :laughing guy: They used to be a penny a strip. If you had a quarter, you could come out of the candy store with a little brown bag filled to the brim. The dye from these used to be all over your lips and hands, and it wasn't easy getting those little whatevers off that paper. I remember seeing those things, but I don't think I have ever ingested even a single dot of that stuff.
  10. http://www.quickmeme.com/img/e8/e883ebc5149a8d52a1f8b982ee01188c9f81d4b51e4cc67bd8a3fc0d3a46c476.jpg
  11. Honest candy names: http://media.rofls.com/4b/51/4b511b924ffb2ad985ad5e4ad3eb4008.jpg
  12. I always liked Runts, but when I found out you could buy JUST the banana ones in bulk, I was truly ecstatic. No more wasting my time on all those other flavors! http://d3d71ba2asa5oz.cloudfront.net/33000868/images/banana.jpg
  13. Mr Hankey?!? Those things were great, they were kind of a hard burnt caramel sucker that permanently fused to human teeth upon contact.
  14. http://i.imgur.com/rlyF7C0s.jpg
  15. They had soft and chewy ones? I never knew... Maybe now... not when I was a kid. Only the ones invented by a dentist to rip out your fillings and force you to come back to his office :) Just a fillling? I had one of these things rip out a whole tooth. I've been traumatized about Now and Laters since. I mean, I'm sure I would've lost that tooth soon anyways... but as a kid chewing down into a piece of candy, then opening your jaw to a gory ripping sound and the taste of blood: NOT a fun experience.
  16. I was just going to post those... I loved that weird minty flavor they had. I also loved putting these guys in the freezer and trying to chip a tooth: http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130423192418/simpsons/images/c/c2/Charleston_Chew.jpg Oh I love frozen Charleston Chews!
  17. There are goodies?
  18. I love this track. One of my favorite hidden gems in Rush's catalog.
  19. Truly one of the best ever. With him died an era of Formula One racing that we'll never see again.
  20. Was there ever any better way to instantly look ten times cooler than with these? http://www.creativenonfiction.org/brevity/past%20issues/brev23/brev23pix/cigs.jpg
  21. It should be noted that, aside from my criticism of the acting in A New Hope, I haven't been overtly negative about Star Wars here. I want to. But I haven't.
  22. But she wasn't wrong: JUICE BOXES ARE AWESOME!! Well, they are... but that's not what she was wrong about.
  23. There's an app you can get that turns your phone's on-screen keypad into a rotary dialer.
  24. Does anyone else find it ironic that this all went down in an "admitting you're wrong" thread?
  25. I'll let you know when it happens.
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