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  1. Well thank you all for thinking of and remembering me! And Treeduck... Seek medical attention because I think your erection is more than 4 hours! And stay away from 5 hour energy.
  2. Somehow you manage to make stupidity look intelligent. How do you bound and astound?
  3. No idea who either of them were. They're previous POTUS. I figured that, but don't recognize them. But don't tell me, I don't want to spoil it for the rest of the readers. It's not who they are so much as when they occurred. That's it, no more clues! I get it now. I’m off to the Google machine to confirm. Although this whole thing is lame, not the kind of edgy stuff they do at Counterparts. Yeah, I'm just not edgy enough for Counterparts. I stick to my lame not edgy stuff.
  4. You might if you point out why its all relevant...
  5. http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/kensmind/1278588/141151/141151_original.jpg
  6. This board has left such an impact on my life its hard to put into words. Real lasting ling long friendships. Had a gathering of some of my good friends about 3 weeks ago at my house. Awesome weekend it was.
  7. I wrote this for a goof after I spent Saturday night with a bunch of people I went to grammar school with 40 years ago! Wendy pointed out I was her first boyfriend. She dumped me after only 7 hours. I felt a story so I embellished to fill in every moment I don't remember which was all of it! Miss Esposito was the hottest woman on the planet. She made every 7th and 8th grade boy aware of there sexuality. While no one understood what this all meant, I felt the need to share! After school special.... Hmmm....
  8. It all began on a day very much like today. The earth existed and we were alive and breathing the air it provided. I made a proposal to be considered. Would Wendy want to be my first girlfriend? The answer was resounding, yes! Thus began the most unforgettable hours of either of our lives. Hour 1: We gaze into each others eyes. We may have been 12 but we understood the magnitude of the moment. Hour 2: We may a plan to meet for lunch in the lunchroom. A place where everyone would know our secret. Hour 3: Mrs. Formenko has a sneezing fit in English class, but I don't hear a thing. My mind is elsewhere. Hour 4: We meet in the lunch room and dine on square pizza as we prepare to to take the next step in our whirlwind romance. I extend my hand, she accepts it. Our sweaty palms linked in a magical moment we would never forget. Well, actually I did but Wendy remind me Saturday night. But I digress, on with the story. Hour 5: I want desperately to send her flowers but I'm 12, have no money, and its still the middle of a school day. Hour 6: I gaze at Miss Esposito thinking, does this day end any shot I may have had with her? I quickly dismiss the thought thinking only of Wendy! Hour 7: The final bell sounds, the school day has ended. I see Wendy in the hall and she comes to me with something to say... "Oh Rich, Rich, oh Rich! I want this to work I really do. Alas you will be focused on your true passions, bacon, Columbus, other stuff. I know I will always feel second. Its not your fault. I need to end this relationship before someones heart gets broken. Although you may not think so now, tiss all for the best. Farewell sweet prince! In another galaxy this may have worked. But remember always this 7 hours and the times we had!" The End.
  9. Who is the most sane, Tick or Rushhead666? You decide... Wait till you have both arguments then vote. Here is mine... Hello, my name is Rich. Some know me as Tick. I'm 54 years old. I have an 18 year old daughter who is a freshman in college. I have been married to my lovely wife Laurette for 23 years. I manage a flooring store. I love prog music, bacon, and Christopher Columbus. I like to make great food and entertain those I love. I'm a die hard Mets fan and like long walks on the beach. I am a stable sane individual.
  10. Let's do it Tick. Tell me how? I will take that challenge. I just flew back from Toronto tonight after a four hour delay from Hell. I'm grumpy and tired. I met 149 amazing people and the boys. Everyone thought I was sane and fun. I think you might be the bully with the insane problem. I challenge you personally to a sanity test. You can set it up. I'll take it. Its on bitch! Let the sane prevail! (Not sure where I'm going with this but I'll figure it out)
  11. This IS the greatest forum on earth if you want to wish people a happy birthday or anniversary. Not much actual stuff beyond that in Random Samples anymore,
  12. Why, Studio 54 of coarse! Nothing but disco...? Nope. I'm going to turn it into a prog metal club!
  13. Thanks! I appreciate it! 54 years old. I should start a studio?
  14. I've bolded the part that is most important to me.....the concept of darkness and decay will be of no concern to you in that scenario..it will be as if you never existed, and there really is nothing to fear. Very true indeed, but the thought still creeps out.
  15. Death is something that creeps me out when I really meditate on it. Its the total unknown. I think about how someday near or far away the lights will go out for me and it will all be over. Then I ponder what will happen next. Is that the end of me for good? Will I go to heaven? Will I go to hell? Will I be back on earth in another form? Will it just be over, darkness and decay? I don't worry as much about me leaving this earth but more so about the people I may leave behind. My wife, my daughter. Honestly what I fear most of all is my wife going before me. That thought scares me to death and that is probably my biggest fear in this world. This was a serious post, Treeduck so don't shit on it!
  16. Tick

    jawk jaw !

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