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IbanezJem

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  1. Oh, no please, no trouble. It's quite right that you should point these kind of things out. Gaston, tell the manager what has happened immediately!
  2. Lady Partridge, I'm afraid you can cancel his seat reservation.
  3. Oh yes, sir! They're really scared when they see those big planes come over.
  4. Oh, er, well, er, you know, it's difficult to say exactly. He's er, you know, in the area of er, Ron, how far have you got?
  5. You can't put it in here, we've having a dinner party!
  6. And how much does that work out to per pound, my good fellow?
  7. All right then, the briefcase and the umbrella. A fiver down, must be my final offer.
  8. I'm sorry, sorry - can't stop now, I've got to get to Kensington.
  9. Er - cow-catchers creeping up on the conning towers?
  10. This is the song he is named after; it`s a common mistake from Rush fans.
  11. Hope you had a great one, wherever you were and whatever you did!
  12. You fool, that's, that's fifty-six guineas before we've even started.
  13. Five shillings a dozen? That's ordinary cabbages, is it?
  14. And now a short intermission during which Marcel Marceau will impersonate a man walking against the wind.
  15. Freeze is a bit unlucky to be in at #133. You`ve clearly never had a panic attack. And you can probably imagine that the lyrics of Armor and Sword are not hated by me; with more powerful music, I`d really like it. I wish Neil had a written a nice cat song, something about nine lives. It would at least hold it`s own at #131=.
  16. Robert, I just want to make sure that you'll be able to look after my daughter.
  17. Yes! This is the story of Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere... or rather, the story of his daughters...
  18. Hello. Another little ego trip for the feminists.
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